Jenerally Feckless
@hotlegs.bsky.social
'tis I, mother of Atticus. Sorry about that.
I think I might have to kill himself again. He's getting right up my chuff and not in the good way. The irritating, miserable, twatfaced dickhead.
November 26, 2025 at 9:40 PM
I think I might have to kill himself again. He's getting right up my chuff and not in the good way. The irritating, miserable, twatfaced dickhead.
Anyone heard from Carps? I miss his nonsense.
November 26, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Anyone heard from Carps? I miss his nonsense.
Well chuffed about the Campbell's soup guy being a massive eejit. As a poor person that likes crap tinned soup, when they inevitably have to sell all the stock off cheap, I'll be well in. Result.
November 26, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Well chuffed about the Campbell's soup guy being a massive eejit. As a poor person that likes crap tinned soup, when they inevitably have to sell all the stock off cheap, I'll be well in. Result.
I loved this show. Such a shame, poor Sean.
Into 1992 and everyone was talking about the Sean show on channel 4 that's Sean Hughes
November 26, 2025 at 6:41 PM
I loved this show. Such a shame, poor Sean.
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You ask the public do they like hunting?
They say no.
Ask them if they like paedos.
They say no again.
How about tax avoiders?
No too.
What about people living off the state?
No!
And then you show them a family of lazy fox hunting paedo tax dodgers.
And they get their bunting out.
They say no.
Ask them if they like paedos.
They say no again.
How about tax avoiders?
No too.
What about people living off the state?
No!
And then you show them a family of lazy fox hunting paedo tax dodgers.
And they get their bunting out.
November 26, 2025 at 6:02 PM
You ask the public do they like hunting?
They say no.
Ask them if they like paedos.
They say no again.
How about tax avoiders?
No too.
What about people living off the state?
No!
And then you show them a family of lazy fox hunting paedo tax dodgers.
And they get their bunting out.
They say no.
Ask them if they like paedos.
They say no again.
How about tax avoiders?
No too.
What about people living off the state?
No!
And then you show them a family of lazy fox hunting paedo tax dodgers.
And they get their bunting out.
I'm a bottomless pit today. Can't. Stop. Eating. I'm going to end up like one of those humongous American types that can't even sit up at this rate. I need my jaws wired shut.
November 26, 2025 at 6:25 PM
I'm a bottomless pit today. Can't. Stop. Eating. I'm going to end up like one of those humongous American types that can't even sit up at this rate. I need my jaws wired shut.
Bigoted idiots: THEY DON'T EVEN SPEAK ENGLISH!!
Them: *takes English lessons*
Bigoted idiots: THEY'RE LEARNING ENGLISH NOW!!
Shitforbrains dribbling fuckwits, you'll never win against that level of stupid.
Them: *takes English lessons*
Bigoted idiots: THEY'RE LEARNING ENGLISH NOW!!
Shitforbrains dribbling fuckwits, you'll never win against that level of stupid.
November 26, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Bigoted idiots: THEY DON'T EVEN SPEAK ENGLISH!!
Them: *takes English lessons*
Bigoted idiots: THEY'RE LEARNING ENGLISH NOW!!
Shitforbrains dribbling fuckwits, you'll never win against that level of stupid.
Them: *takes English lessons*
Bigoted idiots: THEY'RE LEARNING ENGLISH NOW!!
Shitforbrains dribbling fuckwits, you'll never win against that level of stupid.
I just saw banana cream fizzy pop in a shop. Korean I think. No thank you.
My youngest son has sent me photographic evidence of an abomination.
November 26, 2025 at 11:16 AM
I just saw banana cream fizzy pop in a shop. Korean I think. No thank you.
Bored. I got to Dad's, he made me a coffee then fucked off out 🙄 so I've got to wait for him to come back so I can change his blood sugar monitor thing. He calls it defcon. It's not called that, but it's similar and it's funny so I don't correct him.
November 26, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Bored. I got to Dad's, he made me a coffee then fucked off out 🙄 so I've got to wait for him to come back so I can change his blood sugar monitor thing. He calls it defcon. It's not called that, but it's similar and it's funny so I don't correct him.
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?
Oh dear.
Oh dear.
November 26, 2025 at 11:04 AM
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?
Oh dear.
Oh dear.
The bastard fox had all the rubbish out again this morning. I didn't have time to sort it out. I've texted the kids with instructions. Odds on it'll still be there when I get home.
November 26, 2025 at 10:31 AM
The bastard fox had all the rubbish out again this morning. I didn't have time to sort it out. I've texted the kids with instructions. Odds on it'll still be there when I get home.
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Big news! The groundhog is back at my sister's and she gave him a plum
November 25, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Big news! The groundhog is back at my sister's and she gave him a plum
Less than four hours sleep again. Suboptimal.
November 26, 2025 at 7:43 AM
Less than four hours sleep again. Suboptimal.
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it would be so fun to hang out with you guys in real life, we could sit around shitposting in the same room
November 26, 2025 at 2:05 AM
it would be so fun to hang out with you guys in real life, we could sit around shitposting in the same room
My stupid brain will not shut up. No sleep for me tonight. Yippee.
November 26, 2025 at 12:49 AM
My stupid brain will not shut up. No sleep for me tonight. Yippee.
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Here’s my CHRISTMAS GIFT TIP. You can buy all Michael Palin’s books and DVDs and suchlike off his website, and he signs and dedicates the item for no extra charge. Don’t say I don’t give you nowt. (I did this for my dad, and he didn’t notice the autograph on his Ripping Yarns.) themichaelpalin.com
November 25, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Here’s my CHRISTMAS GIFT TIP. You can buy all Michael Palin’s books and DVDs and suchlike off his website, and he signs and dedicates the item for no extra charge. Don’t say I don’t give you nowt. (I did this for my dad, and he didn’t notice the autograph on his Ripping Yarns.) themichaelpalin.com
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This looks like a wonderful way to spend Christmas Eve. I love this story and I can’t think of anyone better to tell it than @owenstaton.bsky.social
The Signalman by Charles Dickens read on christmas Eve by Owen Staton
Storyteller and host of the Time between times Podcast Owen Staton reads this classic tale in the tradition of Christmas ghost stories
www.eventbrite.co.uk
November 25, 2025 at 9:54 PM
This looks like a wonderful way to spend Christmas Eve. I love this story and I can’t think of anyone better to tell it than @owenstaton.bsky.social
Thank fuck that's finished.
November 25, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Thank fuck that's finished.
I do not think. Therefore I am not.
November 25, 2025 at 10:01 PM
I do not think. Therefore I am not.
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why should i pay hundreds of dollars to see Minnie Mouse, when i can simply leave food on my floor for a few days and see Many Mouse, for free
November 25, 2025 at 8:05 PM
why should i pay hundreds of dollars to see Minnie Mouse, when i can simply leave food on my floor for a few days and see Many Mouse, for free
I've got my front room back. Hurrah! Still a mess but getting there. Unfortunately I'd forgotten just quite how often the shadow man flits past the door 😬
November 25, 2025 at 6:20 PM
I've got my front room back. Hurrah! Still a mess but getting there. Unfortunately I'd forgotten just quite how often the shadow man flits past the door 😬
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Me: *panicking*
Friend: just go with your gut
Me: *panicking while eating nachos*
Friend: just go with your gut
Me: *panicking while eating nachos*
November 25, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Me: *panicking*
Friend: just go with your gut
Me: *panicking while eating nachos*
Friend: just go with your gut
Me: *panicking while eating nachos*
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Back to chucking Pepsi Max over Farage then
November 25, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Back to chucking Pepsi Max over Farage then