Grumps
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I’m the “quadfecta”: Old, fat, gay, & snarky. Yea, I’m an effin’ joy, buttercup!
Home “chef” (coz ego & stuff) & baker.
Leftist. No love for the orange reich-wing gawd-queen of ‘Murica or his other half, the ketamine king
Auto text hates me.
I’m the “quadfecta”: Old, fat, gay, & snarky. Yea, I’m an effin’ joy, buttercup!
Home “chef” (coz ego & stuff) & baker.
Leftist. No love for the orange reich-wing gawd-queen of ‘Murica or his other half, the ketamine king
Happy Holidays, ya fugly, orange psychopath. Hope you’re pushing up flowers by the next one.
December 25, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Happy Holidays, ya fugly, orange psychopath. Hope you’re pushing up flowers by the next one.
tRUMP, the pedophile, is fucking around with the Epstein files to hid the fact he’s a disgusting fucking pedophile.
December 19, 2025 at 10:44 PM
tRUMP, the pedophile, is fucking around with the Epstein files to hid the fact he’s a disgusting fucking pedophile.
tRUMP, still shitting your diapers? Fuck!
Karma sure is taking the slow road to get this orange, evil asshole to Ol Scratch.
Karma sure is taking the slow road to get this orange, evil asshole to Ol Scratch.
December 18, 2025 at 11:23 PM
tRUMP, still shitting your diapers? Fuck!
Karma sure is taking the slow road to get this orange, evil asshole to Ol Scratch.
Karma sure is taking the slow road to get this orange, evil asshole to Ol Scratch.
¡Keep tracking this ICE, fuck tRUMP!
December 15, 2025 at 8:35 PM
¡Keep tracking this ICE, fuck tRUMP!
¿Where did the 🍊 🤡🍆🍭😮 go?
December 14, 2025 at 5:15 AM
¿Where did the 🍊 🤡🍆🍭😮 go?
¿Where did the 🍊 🤡🍆🍭😮 go?
December 14, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Well, both of them are in the Epstein files so … … … brothers in perverse behavior, if not actually blood related.
December 13, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Well, both of them are in the Epstein files so … … … brothers in perverse behavior, if not actually blood related.
You need to explain your association with Jeffrey Epstein because it looks really bad for you right now and I mean really fucking bad. Because, right now, you look like a goddamn pedophile.
December 13, 2025 at 12:56 AM
You need to explain your association with Jeffrey Epstein because it looks really bad for you right now and I mean really fucking bad. Because, right now, you look like a goddamn pedophile.
The orange buffoon is such a weak little bitch. He is putting his fucking visage on a dollar coin. I guess he wants to remind everyone how much we hate him.
December 12, 2025 at 11:06 PM
The orange buffoon is such a weak little bitch. He is putting his fucking visage on a dollar coin. I guess he wants to remind everyone how much we hate him.
tRUMP is collecting names of ppl who resist him. ¡Fuck you, tRUMP! You got MAYBE 5 Mets before ‘Ol Scratch comes to collect his orange prize. Dementia is a biotch & you’re its cuck; the meds are speeding up your leaving.
I’m celebrating with the rest of the nation when the Devil claims his prize.
I’m celebrating with the rest of the nation when the Devil claims his prize.
December 10, 2025 at 4:13 AM
tRUMP is collecting names of ppl who resist him. ¡Fuck you, tRUMP! You got MAYBE 5 Mets before ‘Ol Scratch comes to collect his orange prize. Dementia is a biotch & you’re its cuck; the meds are speeding up your leaving.
I’m celebrating with the rest of the nation when the Devil claims his prize.
I’m celebrating with the rest of the nation when the Devil claims his prize.
Mr Ed has been asking where you’ve been ….
December 9, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Mr Ed has been asking where you’ve been ….
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Everyone needs to prepare themselves for the Epstein Files to look like this!
December 8, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Everyone needs to prepare themselves for the Epstein Files to look like this!
Well, we definitely know Putin has a pic of tRUMP blowing Bubba. We’re just not sure if it was Bill Clinton, Bubba Salisbury, or Mr. Ed. TBH, it being a horse would not surprise me. I mean, it’s tRUMP.
Also, I hate this timeline…
Also, I hate this timeline…
December 8, 2025 at 9:44 AM
Well, we definitely know Putin has a pic of tRUMP blowing Bubba. We’re just not sure if it was Bill Clinton, Bubba Salisbury, or Mr. Ed. TBH, it being a horse would not surprise me. I mean, it’s tRUMP.
Also, I hate this timeline…
Also, I hate this timeline…
I hate this time line so phukin’ much …
December 8, 2025 at 9:37 AM
I hate this time line so phukin’ much …
You are an idiot. You sound like a magat for all the disgusting things you said. FUCK YOU,
December 8, 2025 at 8:15 AM
You are an idiot. You sound like a magat for all the disgusting things you said. FUCK YOU,
Fun fact:
@whitehouse-47.bsky.social tRUMP: You’re weak & compromised. Your allies plot your demise. Your enemies want you held accountable & put in prison for your copious crimes. Your family wants your money & counts the days till you’re no longer a consideration.
TBH, I hope they all get their wish ASAP 🖕🏾
TBH, I hope they all get their wish ASAP 🖕🏾
December 8, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Fun fact: