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I’m the “quadfecta”: Old, fat, gay, & snarky. Yea, I’m an effin’ joy, buttercup!
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Leftist. No love for the orange reich-wing gawd-queen of ‘Murica or his other half, the ketamine king
Auto text hates me.
I’m the “quadfecta”: Old, fat, gay, & snarky. Yea, I’m an effin’ joy, buttercup!
Home “chef” (coz ego & stuff) & baker.
Leftist. No love for the orange reich-wing gawd-queen of ‘Murica or his other half, the ketamine king
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@whitehouse-47.bsky.social :
Is the entire orange regime coked out, jacked up, and tweeking? Narco Rubio was high as fuck in this presser. ¡¡¡¡¿What the actual fucking hell?!!!!! Do ANY of you fuck’tards have ANY professionalism ? I’m so sick of these muthafukers.
Is the entire orange regime coked out, jacked up, and tweeking? Narco Rubio was high as fuck in this presser. ¡¡¡¡¿What the actual fucking hell?!!!!! Do ANY of you fuck’tards have ANY professionalism ? I’m so sick of these muthafukers.
WATCH: Is Narco Rubio COKED TO THE GILLS Like A Frat Boy? | The Kyle Kulinski Show
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December 26, 2025 at 5:15 AM
@whitehouse-47.bsky.social :
Is the entire orange regime coked out, jacked up, and tweeking? Narco Rubio was high as fuck in this presser. ¡¡¡¡¿What the actual fucking hell?!!!!! Do ANY of you fuck’tards have ANY professionalism ? I’m so sick of these muthafukers.
Is the entire orange regime coked out, jacked up, and tweeking? Narco Rubio was high as fuck in this presser. ¡¡¡¡¿What the actual fucking hell?!!!!! Do ANY of you fuck’tards have ANY professionalism ? I’m so sick of these muthafukers.
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December 19, 2025 at 4:15 PM
@whitehouse-47.bsky.social tRUMP: saw highlights of your prime time address. You’re fucking unhinged. You’re a fucking fraud. You’re a fucking liar. You’re a rapist. You’re a nasty, diaper wearing fucking pedophile 🍕
Yours is the most anticipated ⏱️ obituary 📰 in the world 🌍
You suck (Bubba), ¡🍊🤡🍆🍭!
Yours is the most anticipated ⏱️ obituary 📰 in the world 🌍
You suck (Bubba), ¡🍊🤡🍆🍭!
December 18, 2025 at 7:12 AM
@whitehouse-47.bsky.social tRUMP: saw highlights of your prime time address. You’re fucking unhinged. You’re a fucking fraud. You’re a fucking liar. You’re a rapist. You’re a nasty, diaper wearing fucking pedophile 🍕
Yours is the most anticipated ⏱️ obituary 📰 in the world 🌍
You suck (Bubba), ¡🍊🤡🍆🍭!
Yours is the most anticipated ⏱️ obituary 📰 in the world 🌍
You suck (Bubba), ¡🍊🤡🍆🍭!
I can’t wait till I can have a celebration when an old, mean-spirited, diaper wearing, fascist meets Old Scratch … The theme will be ORANGE FOOL.
December 16, 2025 at 1:56 AM
I can’t wait till I can have a celebration when an old, mean-spirited, diaper wearing, fascist meets Old Scratch … The theme will be ORANGE FOOL.
¿Where did the 🍊 🤡🍆🍭😮 go?
December 11, 2025 at 10:11 PM
¿Where did the 🍊 🤡🍆🍭😮 go?
It’s been 27 days since we were “blessed” with tRUMP trolling us on BlueSky. After the Bubba BJ break down by the Epstein brothers everyone is asking:
¿Where did the 🍊 🤡🍆🍭😮 go?
¿Where did the 🍊 🤡🍆🍭😮 go?
December 10, 2025 at 3:59 AM
It’s been 27 days since we were “blessed” with tRUMP trolling us on BlueSky. After the Bubba BJ break down by the Epstein brothers everyone is asking:
¿Where did the 🍊 🤡🍆🍭😮 go?
¿Where did the 🍊 🤡🍆🍭😮 go?
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Everyone needs to prepare themselves for the Epstein Files to look like this!
December 8, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Everyone needs to prepare themselves for the Epstein Files to look like this!
Jeffrey Epstein visited Bill Clinton‘s White House at least SEVENTEEN times. Bill Clinton should probably have a cell right next to Gonorrhea Trump, both have fucked up pedo proclivities.
December 7, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Jeffrey Epstein visited Bill Clinton‘s White House at least SEVENTEEN times. Bill Clinton should probably have a cell right next to Gonorrhea Trump, both have fucked up pedo proclivities.
¡Gawds! When I think this orange muthaphuker can’t be any more embarrassing I am , once again, proven completely wrong. I hate this timeline … … … …
December 6, 2025 at 10:24 PM
¡Gawds! When I think this orange muthaphuker can’t be any more embarrassing I am , once again, proven completely wrong. I hate this timeline … … … …
December 5, 2025 at 1:05 AM
@whitehouse-47.bsky.social tRUMP: You’re weak & compromised. Your allies plot your demise. Your enemies want you held accountable & put in prison for your copious crimes. Your family wants your money & counts the days till you’re no longer a consideration.
TBH, I hope they all get their wish ASAP 🖕🏾
TBH, I hope they all get their wish ASAP 🖕🏾
December 4, 2025 at 3:02 AM
@whitehouse-47.bsky.social tRUMP: You’re weak & compromised. Your allies plot your demise. Your enemies want you held accountable & put in prison for your copious crimes. Your family wants your money & counts the days till you’re no longer a consideration.
TBH, I hope they all get their wish ASAP 🖕🏾
TBH, I hope they all get their wish ASAP 🖕🏾
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SEN. KELLY : “They informed me of this in a tweet because this is not about the law. This is about the media cycle, and intimidation… We basically repeated the uniform code of military justice, and they're saying that's in violation of it. It's absurd. Comical.”
November 25, 2025 at 5:29 AM
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I still can’t figure out why the taxpayers of this country have to pay for FBI security details for the girlfriend of the Director.
November 24, 2025 at 9:06 PM
I still can’t figure out why the taxpayers of this country have to pay for FBI security details for the girlfriend of the Director.
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Donorrhea tRUMP is posting memes of himself on stupid-twitter w/him as a king & DEMS kneeling down to him, posting he wants to arrest DEMS.
I can’t wait until next yr when we have fucking taken back this gd govt. I can’t stand this orange ignorant, fascist buffoon. He should be in prison not the WH.
I can’t wait until next yr when we have fucking taken back this gd govt. I can’t stand this orange ignorant, fascist buffoon. He should be in prison not the WH.
NEWS: Trump spends the afternoon cosplaying as a king on Truth Social.
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November 24, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Donorrhea tRUMP is posting memes of himself on stupid-twitter w/him as a king & DEMS kneeling down to him, posting he wants to arrest DEMS.
I can’t wait until next yr when we have fucking taken back this gd govt. I can’t stand this orange ignorant, fascist buffoon. He should be in prison not the WH.
I can’t wait until next yr when we have fucking taken back this gd govt. I can’t stand this orange ignorant, fascist buffoon. He should be in prison not the WH.
“Ask him if Putin has the photos of tRUMP blowing Bubba?” Epstein
November 23, 2025 at 12:21 AM
“Ask him if Putin has the photos of tRUMP blowing Bubba?” Epstein
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GOP: If we release the Epstein files, there may be Democrats in there.
DEMS: Good. Do it.
GOP: Seriously, they’ll look bad.
DEMS: Fine by us. Name them!
GOP: But, but…it’ll make your party look bad.
DEMS: No it won’t. Because we’re the “No one is above the law” party.
GOP: Shit. Now what…?
DEMS: Good. Do it.
GOP: Seriously, they’ll look bad.
DEMS: Fine by us. Name them!
GOP: But, but…it’ll make your party look bad.
DEMS: No it won’t. Because we’re the “No one is above the law” party.
GOP: Shit. Now what…?
November 19, 2025 at 12:45 AM
GOP: If we release the Epstein files, there may be Democrats in there.
DEMS: Good. Do it.
GOP: Seriously, they’ll look bad.
DEMS: Fine by us. Name them!
GOP: But, but…it’ll make your party look bad.
DEMS: No it won’t. Because we’re the “No one is above the law” party.
GOP: Shit. Now what…?
DEMS: Good. Do it.
GOP: Seriously, they’ll look bad.
DEMS: Fine by us. Name them!
GOP: But, but…it’ll make your party look bad.
DEMS: No it won’t. Because we’re the “No one is above the law” party.
GOP: Shit. Now what…?
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Or just move them to a minimum security Club Fed and give them a puppy and yoga classes.
November 19, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Or just move them to a minimum security Club Fed and give them a puppy and yoga classes.
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Wall of President's
November 16, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Wall of President's
Uh, we need to investigate Clay Higgins…
Stay classy, Clay Higgins
Bill to release the Epstein files passes the House 427 to 1
November 18, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Uh, we need to investigate Clay Higgins…
Gawd, I REALLY want a reporter to yell out this question during chopper talk: “Mr President, who’s Bubba?”
November 18, 2025 at 9:56 AM
Gawd, I REALLY want a reporter to yell out this question during chopper talk: “Mr President, who’s Bubba?”