Kimmel is the Charlie Chaplin of our time.

This is what state-controlled media looks like. Advertisers should run for the hills.

If the “he” he’s referring to is the Big, um, HIM, then yes, he did invite ALL of us here. It was the ultimate act of diversity, equity and inclusion. Charlie Kirk was just a bit player.

There is some heavy dimensionality in this spot.

Same old shit. Different day.

Enshitify. Enshitify. Enshitify.

Just another stall in the barn of stalls.

This was my go-to with a colicky baby 38-odd years ago. Top volume. Smoothed her right out. Diamonds on the soles of her shoes.

No. He might release an edited version. I hope Smiths’s attorney got a recording.

He’s lying. And Nutlick is lying. That simple.

Illegal.

We have a TV “boss” running
the country and a TV “doctor” running our health care. TV was the original artificial intelligence. It all comes clear.

No. Not quite. Some number of millions, thousands in swing districts, decided they would teach Joe Biden a lesson and stay home. They are the ones who doomed us by not exercising their franchise. And now they think they can say, I didn’t vote for him. Uh, yeah ya did.

It’s a warning to us all — defy Trump and you will come to a horribly tragic end.

Many seek to exceed the accomplishments of their father. Only a few succeed. Jesus. Mickey Mouse. And Rob Reiner. RIP.

Those look like flames from hell above each of those presidential portraits.

Still waiting on that tariff check. You mean an investment check is coming, too? Glory be to Jesus.