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7 fuzzballs in a trenchcoat
@grumpylothcat.bsky.social
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Kylux, Garashir, Star Wars & Star Trek in general, MDZS, WOH, IWTV, OFMD, a certain timelord, & the randomness of an AuDHD brain
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Kylo looses a bet with the KOR and has to do a sexy dance on the conference table after a meeting.
Hux is like WTF when Kylo starts in full gear and helmet. After 0,68 seconds he's furiously horny, wants to leave, but can't because he doesn't want Kylo to know how aroused he is.
Knight in plate arms and chainmail, with bucket type helmet on their head dancing on a table like it's a strip show.
November 24, 2025 at 9:32 AM
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I'm reorganising my collection space so it's not really presentable right now, but I think it's an appropriate time for taking a picture of the boys and grandpa.
Action figures of Kylo Ren and Armitage Hux holding habds, Vader is standing next to them. In the front there's a small Lego set of a Tie Silencer with Kylo in it and am Star Destroyer with Hux
November 22, 2025 at 10:57 AM
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"You've never looked more beautiful General."
Orange and white cat with a grilled chicken hat, looking into the camera. Black cat is facing the other one, sniffing it, wearing a Christmas tree with star ornament as a hat.
November 19, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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Hux, me, everyone on here
Series of textposts. 1: every computer needs a 'cleaning keyboard' mode where the keys would be inactive while you wipe them down. 2: why not just clean the computer while it's down? 3: While the computer is what now?
November 17, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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Furby Kylo facing Han on SKB
Black long Furby with a red belly and red horns, carry a knife despite having no arms. Text: on my way to set boundaries
November 17, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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Hux texting Kylo between TLJ and the other movie that doesn't exist.
Text conversation. Black: we haven't seen a thirst trap from you in so long. Are you okay? Blue: No, thanks for asking.
November 16, 2025 at 11:28 AM
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Them
The face of director Orson Krennic after getting force choked by Darth Vader. He's still on his knees, smiling. Darth Vader at the end of Rogue One, staring into space I'm a freak meme. Drawing of 2 comic figures, one is cheekily posing with their tongue out, the other is hugging themselves while crying. Both are titled "I'm a freak."
November 13, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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How to catch Allan
Sign that says: Free wireless Internet. Next to a sign saying: Nachos as big as your ass. Adam Driver in the movie what if? Sitting in a kitchen, holding up a bunch of nachos in one hand and an indescribable thing, maybe a huge pickle, in the other.
November 13, 2025 at 7:26 AM
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Kylo imports this tradition from the Night Buzzard to the Finalizer. The result is pure chaos.

Mitaka doesn't realise the important change and tries to kiss Hux, which Kylo prevents by force choke (he is still under the mistletoe so it's totally allowd), while Hux is now trying to stab Kylo.
Series of textposts. Person 1: Fun Christmas idea: hang mistletor but instead of kissing you have to fight whoever is under it. Person 2: Mistlefoe™ Person 3: Make this a thing so I can deck someone in the halls.
November 12, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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The KOR on the other hand pee a little when Kylo comes back from a solo mission.

So Kylo thinks Hux hates him, because that's never happened with him.
Textpost: I came home and my dog peed a little bc he was happy to see me. None of my friends pee when they see me. I'm surrounded by fakes.
November 12, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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That's his idea of a comfy lounging spot 😂
Back of a phone with a silver death star popsocket attached and a light skinned hand demonstrating it's purpose.
November 10, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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Arkanisian witch Hux
Conversation between 2 people. Interviewer: What did you bring to the table? Me: in my last job I brought a lot of enthusia- Interviewer: No what did you just put on my desk Me: u mean my toad?
November 8, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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Snoke ie regretting making them Co-Commanders
Textpost: I got called into a meeting with HR today because apparently telling my coworker that I knew he was a c-section baby by the way he avoids labour is not acceptable in the workplace.
November 5, 2025 at 8:13 AM
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Hux has taken up crocheting
Post with a picture of 2 long crocheted panels in dark blue and ocean blue. Text above: I'm half way done with my second piece, 4 more to go. Below, another user is asking: Watcha making? First users reply to this question: none of your business given I don't know you nor do I want to.
November 2, 2025 at 10:27 AM
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It's part of the dog-tag & lightsaber necklace for new.
I think that works better than putting it with the sterling silver lightsaber. 🤔
Necklace with a copper dog-tag plate, a miniature of Kylo Rens lightsaber and a red, uncut Kyber crystal.
November 1, 2025 at 10:01 AM
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Finally found a light-up Kyber crystal that I liked. ❤️
Red, uncut Kyber crystal. Red, glowing Kyber crystal.
November 1, 2025 at 9:50 AM
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Halloween Kylux
Textpost: there's no age limit on trick or treating. You can knock on my door with a martini and a smouldering Pall Mall in your old looking hands and I'm gonna give you a Snickers. Happy Halloween.
October 31, 2025 at 9:08 AM
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I would also accept this version
Textpost: I have leaned today thaf my library refers to me as 'the specific and highly active user' and has denied some of my purchase requests because 'we can't skew the collection too much towards the taste of 'the specific and highly active user'. I suggested roughly 100 vampire books last year, it probably jas something to do with that. Question from another user: op is there any reason the Librarians would feel safer not invoking you by name?
October 29, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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I'm not often interested in modern AUs but I'm craving a Kylux version of this so bad now
To the person at the London Library who has taken out all of the very, vety niche topic I'm currently researching - who are you? Reveal yourself: let's fall in love or murder each other.
October 29, 2025 at 12:56 PM
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Hux didn't want to join Kylo and the KOR on their camping trip in the first place
Picture of a can of Spam with it's contents sitting close by, a hole is carved into the meat. Someone's comment: that's the second worst reason anyone would carve a hole in a block of spam.
October 28, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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Hux
Everyone says they want a fairytale wedding, but when I show up and curse their firstborn, suddenly I'm the jerk.
October 23, 2025 at 10:25 AM
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I can sense at least 5 different Kylux fics in here
Drawing of a black hound with a long snout, mouth open. From the right side of the picture a light skinned, delicate hand is put into the mouth of the animal. It's yellow eyes are wide open. Accompanying text says: In the surveillance state, everyone is a cam girl.
October 19, 2025 at 11:11 AM
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Kylo
Me: on Halloween we dress up as skeletons, but every other day of the year skeletons dress up as us. Cop: you know you have the right to remain silent.
October 16, 2025 at 12:54 PM
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Also that time he got a medal for being the tallest human in history.
Adam Driver next to 3 notably smaller humans, he's wearing a medal.
October 16, 2025 at 7:58 AM
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One thing about me is that I'm not over this, not even remotely.
Adam Drivers foot in a camel boot, next to a much smaller foot in a grey mary jane sandal.
October 16, 2025 at 7:15 AM