I have also been disappointed in sweet/spicy pickles. Like they aren’t bad— it’s just not what I want

Not that the train was my fault… it just wasn’t NOT my fault… partly… maybe a smidge

So chicken farms have started spending millions of dollars putting in state of the art air filtration and circulation systems - because culling whole flocks to mitigate avian flu is expensive - but we have done zero to improve air quality in schools - because kids are expendable I guess.

Pretty sure I’d have to live there too for that to happen. You can make a Warhammer igloo outside though.

Someone locally here annotated a photo here with an arrow pointing to the water "if the water is here" and an arrow pointing to High Water Road Closed sign "and the sign is here" DON'T DRIVE and then drew a crude car with a dude in it zooming around the sign with "Not me! I'm special" written above

“The Brian Boomerang”

I mean, she's got tools and knows how to use them.

what if Premee just lets @thescatto.bsky.social move in instead.

I like to think everyone was a shitty teenager of one kind or another and you’ve actually grown up when you can recognize you absolutely were with concrete examples. A lot of people never seem to actually grow up though…

I got it eventually! I just found out that I imagine things as I read along… in the order of the words and my brain fritzed out after “straps” while somehow also reading “professional” and did a “BZzzt does not compute right”

...WOW I DID NOT READ THIS RIGHT

…dm me if you find someone with the footage.

Though I mean that’s one way to make the candy stick to the gingerbread…

*shows up this guys house to suddenly yell swears at him while he sleeps*

Oh absolutely not! They already see enough ghosts that require further tests

I did ok on the conditioner but too much shampoo

What? They made an official one????

Basically -- Maliciously Document Compliance

It might not stop them, but if you document EVERYTHING it might get them reversed later on.