Minerva Zimmerman
grumpymartian.bsky.social
Minerva Zimmerman
@grumpymartian.bsky.social
Pretend human and own worst enemy. What am I doing here? Where is this? Do I really need to share my opinion on anything? Why should anyone care? Ignore the creature behind the curtain!!! Do not perceive!
Pinned
Nope.
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One more day for the reprise of the Murderbot, Witch King, and my other fantasy novels Humble Bundle! #booksky
Unlock and upgrade in the Return to Metroidvania rebundle, read up on exciting Sci-Fi with Matha Wells’ Murderbot & more, and add character to your game environments with the Best of Synty 4 Game Dev Assets rebundles! https://bit.ly/4oxXmjd
December 11, 2025 at 6:07 PM
…wait, did Disney just set itself up to have its own copyright lawyers fight each other?
December 11, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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Stealworkers
December 11, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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Just like a dolphin's gonna beat a human swimmer every time. Orcas are looking at rudders like "here's this really primitive water steering device. Bless."
December 11, 2025 at 7:37 AM
Ok, self. Pep talk. We got a haircut today. We are going to need less shampoo and conditioner than we think as we have about 1/3rd the amount of hair we did this morning.
December 11, 2025 at 6:58 AM
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Plan to wear these as a set because I love the idea that clippy's solution is a guillotine

@peculiarityshop.bsky.social for chop chop and vincausa for clippy
December 11, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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I don't want to be a consumer. I want to be a patient. I want to receive comprehensive high quality care from highly skilled medical personnel when and how I need it, the same as everyone else, without ever having to worry who can afford it.
Roger Marshall: "We want patients to become consumers again. We want patients to see what the actual prices are. We believe that if we would add the price tags to this bill, that it would save the country a trillion dollars a year."
December 11, 2025 at 4:14 AM
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December 10, 2025 at 11:16 AM
Well, I haven't given insulin injections to a cat (or anyone else) since 2007 and it's my first time using a pen injector. WOW the needles are SO small now. Making sure I get into the skin under the fur is the hardest part of everything now.
December 11, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Uh oh. I just realized I am in line for a prescription for my cat and I don’t know her birthdate. Well, this will be fun.
December 11, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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People keep wondering why they're going after Venezuela. It's because they want to do regime change and control its oil, then use a big tract of land there to keep a tax free "network state" that looks like Dubai but operates like Rhodesia. They are saying this out loud! Believe them!
December 10, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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Excited to announce that my second manuscript, “Fossilised Melanosomes Reveal Colour Patterning in A Sauropod Dinosaur” has been published in
@royalsociety.org !! Diplodocus scales are complex and diverse, and it turns out their color patterning was even more so. A 🧵🦕 1/26
December 10, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Twoo wuv dat dweam wiffin a dweam
You can... probably do it. I have a moderate amount of faith in you!
December 10, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Ok cat will get insulin later. Now I just have to avoid cutting my own hair for an hour so someone who knows what they are doing can do it instead.
December 10, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Ok one important thing ready to submit. Now to go arrange for the cat to get insulin.

Damn I need to change out of comfy pants for this.
December 10, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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Reposting the sign for my own benefit
November 18, 2025 at 5:10 AM
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A brief return of the Murderbot Humble Bundle! The charity is still World Central Kitchen.
Unlock and upgrade in the Return to Metroidvania rebundle, read up on exciting Sci-Fi with Matha Wells’ Murderbot & more, and add character to your game environments with the Best of Synty 4 Game Dev Assets rebundles! https://bit.ly/4oxXmjd
December 10, 2025 at 5:15 PM
I really wish they hadn’t used the word “coup” in the headline about government font changes. Gets one’s hope up.
December 10, 2025 at 7:21 PM
*me playing word games on my phone* Ha! All those nights playing Scrabble on the beach by candlelight weren’t wasted despite all those people assuming they could buy weed from us.
December 10, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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if we really want to solve the male loneliness epidemic, there's nothing for it but to bring back whaling.
December 10, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
'Skull of St. Thomas Aquinas being transported to Fossanova Abbey.'
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
December 10, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Doing grant writing stuff and looking at expense reports from some very specialized conservation professionals -- who are miraculously billing their actual food expenses rather than a per diem. I am torn between being thankful that they are, and my inner manager yelling they are undercharging.
December 10, 2025 at 8:07 AM
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Reposting this creation from @ldlewiswrites.blacksky.app because
A. I have no idea where I got this link
B. It's really good...and both topical and poignant
C. L should always be celebrated.

www.lightspeedmagazine.com/fiction/last...
Last Stand of the E. 12th St. Pirates - Lightspeed Magazine
STAND BACK DOORS CLOSING. Dee heard the musical bing-bong of the departure warning between song transitions in her headphones, and watched as the heads of workers in line ahead of her lolled back in t...
www.lightspeedmagazine.com
December 10, 2025 at 5:22 AM
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Bug Café: Latte Art ☕
2018, ink & watercolor originals turned into a pattern
#ArtAdventCalendar
December 9, 2025 at 9:38 PM
oh no. I've ended up on someone's "no pressure" invites to church events list. I should just politely decline, but I am a chaos gremlin who studied religious studies and anthropology... my brain is struggling with chaotic options of response.
December 9, 2025 at 8:55 PM