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Eee! Tess Ate Chai Tea @grunionguy.bsky.social · Nov 27

I write dumb, vulgar shit about cool comics (and dumb comics (seldom vulgar comics)) which I pretend are reviews but are actually deep stares (too deep!) into my worthless soul.

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Eee! Tess Ate Chai Tea @grunionguy.bsky.social · 41m

Radical left wing violence is when a total fascist douchebag dies and you say, "Good riddance."

Also maybe throwing a milkshake at Andy Ngo.

Eee! Tess Ate Chai Tea @grunionguy.bsky.social · 9h

Gorgeous!

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Terry Moore Art @terrymooreart.bsky.social · 10h

Might as well dance.

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Eee! Tess Ate Chai Tea @grunionguy.bsky.social · 9h

When I see a book jacket with a portrait of Alan Moore on it, I do not think, "There's a guy whose farts go unnoticed!"

Eee! Tess Ate Chai Tea @grunionguy.bsky.social · 10h

The right thinks the brave ones are the ones in full body armor shooting pepper balls at a dancing frog.

Danny K @dannykpolitics.bsky.social · 3d

WATCH: ‘Portland Frog’ pepper balled by ICE agents

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Eee! Tess Ate Chai Tea @grunionguy.bsky.social · 15h

well with cartels, they're just blowing fishermen out of the water. so expect the same in America. lotta dead innocent civilians who wind up being labelled terrorists after the fact.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 15h

Bondi: "Bondi: "Just like we did with cartels, we are going to take the same approach, President Trump, with antifa -- destroy the entire organization from top to bottom. We are going to take them apart."

Eee! Tess Ate Chai Tea @grunionguy.bsky.social · 15h

It's a picture of me at 22. I can't describe it because I'll sound like an arrogant jerk and might even begin writing fan fiction about me making out with me. Anyway, I'm in a Lobo shirt. I'm on LSD. I have wild beach hair. My cousin taking the picture had the date stamp still on the camera so you can tell this is from May 6, 1993.

Eee! Tess Ate Chai Tea @grunionguy.bsky.social · 15h

Fucking hopes and prayers suck! How that MFer still alive?!

Eee! Tess Ate Chai Tea @grunionguy.bsky.social · 1d

Review of August 2022's Mutliversity: Teen Justice #1:

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Multiversity: Teen Justice #1 (August 2022)

I made it to 2025 before I could say, "Robin gave me a boner." I'm going to assume that the "teen" in Teen Justice means "thirty-three...

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Eee! Tess Ate Chai Tea @grunionguy.bsky.social · 2d

You want it both ways. You want to continue to espouse terrible beliefs that hurt people unlike you and make life worse for a lot of people you don't know while retaining your current relationships with friends and family. But, like the hero of The Bible, Pontius Pilate, I'm washing my hands of you.

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Daniel Kibblesmith @kibblesmith.com · 2d

I’m gonna get a ton of new followers off this who are not gonna like me saying stuff like “do you think Joe Biden has a bunch of coffins in his garage because he keeps forgetting he bought one already”

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Eee! Tess Ate Chai Tea @grunionguy.bsky.social · 2d

this describes my life every day, more and morer and morest, because I will not get a smart phone

the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 2d

the corollary to that is that hesitancy or refusal to buy in then seems, to the always-on-board (always-already-on-board?), quaint; anachronistic; conservative; any number of "that's backwards!" adjectives will adhere, because everybody is doing this one thing now, so you, who are not, are lagging

Eee! Tess Ate Chai Tea @grunionguy.bsky.social · 2d

Bedlam Jenny

Eee! Tess Ate Chai Tea @grunionguy.bsky.social · 3d

Review of September 1992's Batman: Legends of the Dark Knight #37 by Lanning, Abnett, and MacNeil:

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Batman: Legends of the Dark Knight #37 (September 1992)

This cover looks like some project Glenn Fabry would have done in Year 7. This cover also looks like one of those '90s Personality Comi...

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Eee! Tess Ate Chai Tea @grunionguy.bsky.social · 3d

Sex robots gonna end up doing to incels what Doctor Frankenstein reasoned a created Bride for his creature would have done to him: realize they're gross assholes and go fuck somebody better.

Sex robots just gonna make them angrier.

Eee! Tess Ate Chai Tea @grunionguy.bsky.social · 3d

When I was temping for Gallup in the late '90s, a guy there's whole personality seemed to be "I've never heard Stairway to Heaven." He would get extremely frantic if people threatened to play the song for him. Pretty sure he knew how it started so he could leave any room when it began.

I hated him.

Hannah Fearn @hannahfearn.bsky.social · 4d

Inspired by a post I just saw in which someone admitted they hadn’t seen a single episode of Friends nor the film Love Actually… what cultural hole do you have that’s a bit weird for your generation?

I’ll go first: I haven’t seen Dirty Dancing.

Eee! Tess Ate Chai Tea @grunionguy.bsky.social · 3d

I live in fucking Portland and it's beautiful and calm and awesome. Even the protests in front of the ICE compound are fucking magical gatherings that only erupt into violence when the butt-hurt ICE agents come out to commit the violence with chemicals because they secretly hate themselves.

Eee! Tess Ate Chai Tea @grunionguy.bsky.social · 3d

And all the people I've ostracized from my life will gloat and cheer and become actively complicit. I used to want a better world because it would make a better world for everybody, even Cons. But now I hate them to my very core. Fuck you, Bob. Fuck off, Vinnie. Eat shit, Sal. Suck methane, Dad.

Eee! Tess Ate Chai Tea @grunionguy.bsky.social · 3d

As Trump and his government ignore the courts more and more, the day will come when ICE learns they can kill indiscriminately and elected Dems won't do shit. Local police will just join in. And it'll be a bloodbath.

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 4d

It’s bigotry to hate those inflatable flappy arm guys from outside car dealerships

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Daniel Kibblesmith @kibblesmith.com · Sep 8

If you gotta use A.I. to make something, it wasn't supposed to exist.

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Eee! Tess Ate Chai Tea @grunionguy.bsky.social · 4d

I always flushed mine.

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Fubas @fubas.bsky.social · 6d

conversations with centrists rn

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Eee! Tess Ate Chai Tea @grunionguy.bsky.social · 4d

Review of November 2007's Justice League of America Wedding Special #1 by Dwayne McDuffie, Mike McKone and Andy Lanning:

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Justice League of America Wedding Special #1 (November 2007)

Take one look at this cover and you can instantly guess why I bought it. Yep! Dwayne McDuffie! When I first found this issue at a garag...

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Eee! Tess Ate Chai Tea @grunionguy.bsky.social · 5d

I became a vampire in Oblivion because I didn't notice I was infected. Then I kept wondering why everybody was so afraid of me and I couldn't have normal interactions with people. I only discovered it when I tried to talk to or pickpocket a sleeping person and it was all, "Do you drink their blood?"