It's America's birthday
January 1, 2026 at 12:15 AM
It's America's birthday
*turning purple with rage, gritted teeth buckling, trying to remember my mantra* it's just a troll it's just a troll it's just a troll
December 24, 2025 at 2:37 AM
*turning purple with rage, gritted teeth buckling, trying to remember my mantra* it's just a troll it's just a troll it's just a troll
One is me and the other one is you
December 20, 2025 at 3:05 PM
One is me and the other one is you
SEEKING: Someone to take big nasty b/w closeups of me like in that vanity fair article
December 18, 2025 at 9:11 PM
SEEKING: Someone to take big nasty b/w closeups of me like in that vanity fair article
This post is an AI parody
December 18, 2025 at 8:33 PM
This post is an AI parody
Trump Time Travel ban forestalls Zyxxian invasion, saving trillions
You do not see MSM reporting this!!!
You do not see MSM reporting this!!!
December 18, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Trump Time Travel ban forestalls Zyxxian invasion, saving trillions
You do not see MSM reporting this!!!
You do not see MSM reporting this!!!
My post: verbal running of the discoursive cacophony through my sieve of insight, delivered with wit and aplomb
Your reply: tedium par mediocrité - wine mom Mueller orange man bad pablum
Begone, dullard! Like and share if you agree
Your reply: tedium par mediocrité - wine mom Mueller orange man bad pablum
Begone, dullard! Like and share if you agree
December 17, 2025 at 8:07 PM
My post: verbal running of the discoursive cacophony through my sieve of insight, delivered with wit and aplomb
Your reply: tedium par mediocrité - wine mom Mueller orange man bad pablum
Begone, dullard! Like and share if you agree
Your reply: tedium par mediocrité - wine mom Mueller orange man bad pablum
Begone, dullard! Like and share if you agree
I clicky your linky and the article is behind a paywall? Guess what, chump - I'm gonna cry
October 30, 2025 at 9:51 PM
I clicky your linky and the article is behind a paywall? Guess what, chump - I'm gonna cry
@thewaroncars.bsky.social looking forward to reading the book but this ad stinks
October 22, 2025 at 1:57 AM
@thewaroncars.bsky.social looking forward to reading the book but this ad stinks
(me forgetting the term military brat) ah, so you were an army cunt?
October 20, 2025 at 3:02 PM
(me forgetting the term military brat) ah, so you were an army cunt?
I imagine one tough thing about being on SNL is the constant pressure to be unfunny
October 8, 2025 at 11:17 AM
I imagine one tough thing about being on SNL is the constant pressure to be unfunny
"money is my oxygen" - the mayor
September 26, 2025 at 4:05 PM
"money is my oxygen" - the mayor
How the heck is Mr. Burns not dead by now - I'm serious btw
September 13, 2025 at 7:58 PM
How the heck is Mr. Burns not dead by now - I'm serious btw
What did he mean by this
September 10, 2025 at 7:11 PM
What did he mean by this
The NBA is in the house
May 26, 2025 at 2:13 AM
The NBA is in the house
I will never say the word "cupboard" that word is for cartoon bears
May 19, 2025 at 6:43 PM
I will never say the word "cupboard" that word is for cartoon bears
"Benefitted" is clunky and takes too long to say. The past tense of "benefit" should be "benefat" 👨⚖️
April 6, 2025 at 5:14 AM
"Benefitted" is clunky and takes too long to say. The past tense of "benefit" should be "benefat" 👨⚖️
I am a news junkie
February 18, 2025 at 8:25 PM
I am a news junkie
Quit telling me to spread love.
I don't care if it's the Brooklyn way.
I don't care if it's the Brooklyn way.
January 24, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Quit telling me to spread love.
I don't care if it's the Brooklyn way.
I don't care if it's the Brooklyn way.
Deactivated twitter. I miss the bots already
January 23, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Deactivated twitter. I miss the bots already
Getting ahead of this before the tide turns next year: "Last Christmas" fucking blows.
December 18, 2024 at 1:32 PM
Getting ahead of this before the tide turns next year: "Last Christmas" fucking blows.