Was right there on the cover
January 14, 2026 at 2:49 AM
Was right there on the cover
My uncle lives there
January 10, 2026 at 5:44 AM
My uncle lives there
Just wait until Chuck Schumer hammers him for not mentioning grocery prices, he'll be toast for sure
January 8, 2026 at 8:56 PM
Just wait until Chuck Schumer hammers him for not mentioning grocery prices, he'll be toast for sure
This reads like the Babylon Bee....what exactly are you satirizing here
January 8, 2026 at 8:52 PM
This reads like the Babylon Bee....what exactly are you satirizing here
Those worms-in-the-burgers rumors were pervasive even then, I guess?
January 8, 2026 at 2:13 PM
Those worms-in-the-burgers rumors were pervasive even then, I guess?
The current "pay if you want" model is working ok I think
January 7, 2026 at 3:57 PM
The current "pay if you want" model is working ok I think
Vaxxed? This joke is relevant again btw
January 6, 2026 at 3:08 PM
Vaxxed? This joke is relevant again btw
The whales sing in mourning
January 6, 2026 at 3:08 PM
The whales sing in mourning
Ugly genius/handsome moron
January 2, 2026 at 1:44 AM
Ugly genius/handsome moron
Hopefully that's not too symbolic
December 29, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Hopefully that's not too symbolic
My local church was recently converted into the town's diarrhea dump
December 26, 2025 at 8:23 PM
My local church was recently converted into the town's diarrhea dump
That kid's gonna love Milwaukee
December 25, 2025 at 10:34 PM
That kid's gonna love Milwaukee
His name is almost always Noah
December 23, 2025 at 10:54 PM
His name is almost always Noah
You're gizmodo bro can you not spell "brakes"
December 23, 2025 at 9:52 PM
You're gizmodo bro can you not spell "brakes"
A sneak peak of our spelling-distressed future.
December 23, 2025 at 9:51 PM
A sneak peak of our spelling-distressed future.
I'm not going to give up on Theo Von so easily and I would hope you didn't, either. His Road Rules 2002 record speaks for itself.
December 22, 2025 at 7:15 PM
I'm not going to give up on Theo Von so easily and I would hope you didn't, either. His Road Rules 2002 record speaks for itself.
me, protectively, to the desperate hangers-on: Stay the fuck away from Yngwie Malmsteen
December 19, 2025 at 4:00 PM
me, protectively, to the desperate hangers-on: Stay the fuck away from Yngwie Malmsteen