Summer should last two weeks.

Ever since recorded music attained fidelity on-par with live performances, it could be argued that nobody "needs" to learn to play an instrument.

But luckily we decided the world is a better place when we teach each other how to play instruments so we still do it.

I feel the same about writing.

I think a lot of the world's problems come from men who are sensitive trying to deny that they are sensitive.

Calling someone "overly sensitive":
- bad
- favors negative feelings
- makes them sound weak, like a child

Saying someone is "powered by the Emotion engine":
- good
- incorporates all possible feelings
- makes them sound strong, like the PS2

man: humpty dumpty fell off the wall

king: who?

man: the big egg guy

king: the what

man: we need all your horses and men to put him back together

king: uh ok *turns and whispers to advisor* what the fuck is going on

very fucked up they named the robot on star trek "data." yeah this is my human friend. his name is Feelings

Behold, a lady!

I am preparing the guacamole- be ready for FLAVORS!