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How the fuck has this branding stuck for 9 months
Microsoft Copilot iOS app store listing alongside Microsoft 365 Copilot. They have the same icon, except the latter has a small "M365" over the bottom right corner.
September 14, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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Love this 👏👏👏 we need more creative thinking to build new walkable communities like this one
Ringworld
August 29, 2025 at 11:32 AM
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May 15, 2025 at 5:30 AM
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when i got my 16:10 Mac i didn't think much of it, but using my windows laptop a bit for code the the other day made it so clear to me how much better squarer laptops are. can we ever get 4:3 laptops again 🥺
iBook G4, one of the last 4:3 Macs
April 21, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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Lyric card for Talking Heads' 'Psycho Killer', highlighting the line "I can't sleep 'cause my bed's on fire"; the image is Steve from the Minecraft movie in the Nether
April 17, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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Marge: I don't understand why we need to tariff an island i've never even heard of homer: don't blame me, i voted for Kamala
April 3, 2025 at 1:54 PM
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April 3, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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just made this meme 😊
March 25, 2025 at 12:32 PM
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September 19, 2024 at 4:25 AM
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[posted from a world where "intao" is a word with a very funny meaning]

"Has anyone seen a Hu Jintao? I need to find a Hu Jintao"
Moe from the Simpsons delivering a prank phone request from Bart
July 11, 2023 at 4:21 PM
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i can just toggle between covering a lot or covering even more
July 9, 2023 at 8:16 PM
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it's so accurate
July 9, 2023 at 7:59 PM
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saving my invite codes for him
July 9, 2023 at 6:16 AM
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"the 13 best places for turtles in seattle" on Foursquare, from october 26, 2020 like 8/13 of the entries are for places completely unrelated to turtles — restaurants, bars, etc — due to bad algorithms making this. the first entry, pictured here, is for Full Tilt Ice Cream. there are three reviews shown on the page as evidence, with the top mentioning ninja turtles and the third being a link to an article about ube
July 6, 2023 at 5:36 PM
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"websites don't look like this anymore ☹️"
a bunch of sticky note images with text and links on each lindy man
July 4, 2023 at 2:35 PM
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Here is just a sampling of the great websites out there. Check out https://web.archive.org/web/19990421040005/http://www.ala.org/parentspage/greatsites/50.html for so many more
July 4, 2023 at 2:33 PM
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hey skeeters what's up? just some quick internet safety tips, happy skeeting my friends!
Always ask your parents' permission before using your full name, address, telephone number or school name anywhere on the Internet. Always tell your parents or other adult you trust if you see something online that is scary or that you don't understand. Don't respond to messages that make you feel uncomfortable or uneasy. Never give out a credit card number or password online. Never arrange to meet in person someone you've met online unless you discuss it with your parents and an adult goes with you.
July 4, 2023 at 2:33 PM
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This makes it harder 😭
I can't search for my own tweets currently — error when looking for ones with >= 20 likes
July 2, 2023 at 2:42 PM
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my sheltie on the floor looking cute
July 2, 2023 at 6:44 AM
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Leaked Hillary Clinton Emails Revealed NATO Killed Gaddafi to Stop the formation of a United States of Africa.
June 13, 2023 at 5:37 AM
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Grimace did not say that.
generic fries ad from mcdonald's on instagram though they have a grimace pfp and are doing a grimace takeover campaign
June 7, 2023 at 4:05 PM
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#NewBanner
The wii don't hit things demo image with the red X changed to a green check
June 3, 2023 at 4:39 AM
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?
June 3, 2023 at 4:37 AM