guava
@guava.bsky.social
they/them ; team_chao on previous app
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incredible reaction to zohran winning
November 5, 2025 at 4:33 AM
incredible reaction to zohran winning
If Wilson loses, I am fleeing to Manhattan
November 5, 2025 at 6:06 AM
If Wilson loses, I am fleeing to Manhattan
How the fuck has this branding stuck for 9 months
September 14, 2025 at 11:02 PM
How the fuck has this branding stuck for 9 months
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File this in the "systematic problems with immigration law" box. The Victorian-era "Crimes involving moral turpitude" concept has been part of US immigration law for over a century, and it holds that any fraud crime (including passing a $25 bad check) can be grounds for deportation or exclusion.
September 8, 2025 at 1:41 AM
File this in the "systematic problems with immigration law" box. The Victorian-era "Crimes involving moral turpitude" concept has been part of US immigration law for over a century, and it holds that any fraud crime (including passing a $25 bad check) can be grounds for deportation or exclusion.
It's so funny how I first heard of the idea of returning to "department of war" as a left-wing thing to get rid of the euphemism, and now people in power are actually (illegally) doing it but just because they love war so much
September 5, 2025 at 12:16 PM
It's so funny how I first heard of the idea of returning to "department of war" as a left-wing thing to get rid of the euphemism, and now people in power are actually (illegally) doing it but just because they love war so much
Love this 👏👏👏 we need more creative thinking to build new walkable communities like this one
August 29, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Love this 👏👏👏 we need more creative thinking to build new walkable communities like this one
Pirate Paul Simon: these be the days of barnacles and plunder
August 8, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Pirate Paul Simon: these be the days of barnacles and plunder
Large German child with a shirt reading "don't talk to me until I've had my toffee"
August 3, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Large German child with a shirt reading "don't talk to me until I've had my toffee"
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drinking water >>>>>
August 2, 2025 at 5:04 AM
drinking water >>>>>
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the one thing i genuinely did not anticipate from this administration was its vicious, know nothing hostility to any and everything that might even be adjacent to science and scientific research. they genuinely one to destroy the entirety of the nation’s research capacity. and for what, exactly?
If you think I've forgotten about the hurricane satellites, think again. The Navy is permanently unplugging them this week, on the brink of the busiest stretch of the season. There's so much more to this story, and I have the latest scoop. ⬇️
Navy Set to Unplug Critical Hurricane Satellites this Week
Abrupt termination of satellite data by U.S. Department of Defense sends forecasters scrambling for a fix on the brink of the busiest stretch of the hurricane season
michaelrlowry.substack.com
July 29, 2025 at 1:49 PM
the one thing i genuinely did not anticipate from this administration was its vicious, know nothing hostility to any and everything that might even be adjacent to science and scientific research. they genuinely one to destroy the entirety of the nation’s research capacity. and for what, exactly?
"boys", "gals", and, in some cases, "nonbinary pals"
July 13, 2025 at 5:47 AM
"boys", "gals", and, in some cases, "nonbinary pals"
dude, check The Everything App, it doesn't matter what channel
June 5, 2025 at 7:29 PM
dude, check The Everything App, it doesn't matter what channel
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2012: 4K is The future
2025: AI is the future
Follow for more hustle inspiration ⬆️
2025: AI is the future
Follow for more hustle inspiration ⬆️
May 15, 2025 at 12:15 AM
2012: 4K is The future
2025: AI is the future
Follow for more hustle inspiration ⬆️
2025: AI is the future
Follow for more hustle inspiration ⬆️
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Underrated collapse indicator is I don’t feel like the Secretary of Transportation used to be someone who was on TV all the time
May 13, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Underrated collapse indicator is I don’t feel like the Secretary of Transportation used to be someone who was on TV all the time
to the tune of eleanor rigby: skibidi biden
April 26, 2025 at 12:02 AM
to the tune of eleanor rigby: skibidi biden
when i got my 16:10 Mac i didn't think much of it, but using my windows laptop a bit for code the the other day made it so clear to me how much better squarer laptops are. can we ever get 4:3 laptops again 🥺
April 21, 2025 at 12:45 AM
when i got my 16:10 Mac i didn't think much of it, but using my windows laptop a bit for code the the other day made it so clear to me how much better squarer laptops are. can we ever get 4:3 laptops again 🥺
GEN ALPHA SUBLIME: "Rizzin' is what I gyatt, I said skibidi that!"
April 11, 2025 at 2:48 PM
GEN ALPHA SUBLIME: "Rizzin' is what I gyatt, I said skibidi that!"
