tfw there's a bloody nutty omnishambles

think Swinney's doing okay when you price in the hard core of unionist voters who hate every SNP leader

the next general election is probably the best chance for someone else to take it, but that someone is 100% the SNP

I think it would take literally every boomer in Morningside magically waking up again as a student like Zac Efron in 17 Again

Edinburgh North is slightly more plausible, but even then I'm 99% certain it would just swing back to the SNP. The Glasgow seats at least have some data behind them (i.e. Patrick Harvey's relatively strong performances in the Holyrood elections)

is this guy in your gym the spook Labour MP and possible leadership candidate Al Carns

I like how every proposal from these people is to change Scottish laws to make things worse

look, it takes a lot of time to edit your pre-written 'the court says we can monster trans women' headlines - that could be better spent finding more trans women to monster

is this happening now because they've finally read the judgment and have realised they can't twist it to mean what they want it to mean?

does the Guardian just give you a free pass for appalling racism if you're also transphobic? Have any of them read Davies' feed recently?

you can tell the fix is in because seemingly no other political party or media outlet is calling out the Tories for giving bigoted cranks £50k/yr for life

[dead inside]: 'yeah, that'll be cool'

most likely Labour > Reform defection

I have a locked Twitter account I use for links my friends send me and an aggressively non-political Instagram account I guess?

find everything this guy says and does indistinguishable from Reform UK

it's one of his slightly lesser films but it's very entertaining