Will send a food porn photo later

Any emoji received makes me gag. I like words, not being a fucking caveman.

My music provider does not calculate this but gives me stats. I like to think I listen to all sorts and I do. But nonetheless I am informed that I am in the top 0.2% of listeners to my favourite act. Which provokes a whole mixture of feelings - some of which are guilt and embarrassment.

Shudder

Did summat fall on his head from a great height then?

Get on it. Same with my other half and she has serious diabetic retinothopy with eye damage owing to having to wait 6 months for a consultant appointment after routine screening flagged it up. damage is done now.

It is a good system you should get a reply, comfort letter hopefully, within a couple of weeks. just remember to wash up the tupperware.

You are not wrong there (chuck)

I was supposed to write about football yesterday, ended up talking about guttering....

What was his name? Steg? Chuck a couple extra fingers in fer him