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Guinea Porg
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Guinea pig. Porg. Trans. she/her
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the thing about "signing up to pay for college" is they give you the same guns and send you to the same places as the guys who signed up to legally murder brown people in foreign nations and get away with it. "paying for college" is not an excuse anyone should be respecting
January 23, 2026 at 1:20 PM
I just asked my doc this week about getting on prog… again… and he’s like “let’s wait another six months.”
January 22, 2026 at 7:45 PM
Not sure how true “porn drives tech adoption” really is, but the fact that cryptocurrency use among sex workers remains marginal even as they’re increasingly unbanked is pretty telling.
January 22, 2026 at 12:07 PM
This is most of R.E.M.’s discography
January 18, 2026 at 11:23 PM
Ooh! That’s a really smart connection, because the nature of what they’re discussing in those emails means it’s a very rare example of something they *can’t* outsource.
January 17, 2026 at 3:30 PM
I would so love to get this, if not for the headaches of overseas delivery.
January 16, 2026 at 9:53 PM
That would explain some things… bsky.app/profile/guin...
Suddenly remembered that episode of #StarTrek: Picard when famous Starfleet Admiral Jean-Luc Picard, known for being both French and proud of the fact that he’s French, has to travel incognito for plot reasons; and his idea of a disguise is to don a beret and talk like Pepé Le Pew.
January 15, 2026 at 8:44 PM
My favorite was the “do you know the first thing about how our government works??” guy who said the window when Dems controlled the Senate meant nothing because when Manchin and Sinema defected on votes, it was a tie. Which is stupid on multiple fronts.
January 6, 2026 at 11:46 PM
January 6, 2026 at 4:06 AM
I always liked that the (pre-film) Enterprise gave off such utilitarian vibes. But also, as a hermetically sealed environment, it must’ve smelled like an indoor community pool: a swirling mix of mildew, body odor, and bleach.
December 31, 2025 at 3:48 PM