John Lawson
@guiromelans.bsky.social
I make stupid jokes to mask my anxiety
Friday is Jersey Friday. Definitely not the new kind tho. It's Love Your Lawyer Day, but only if you can afford it. It's Canine Lymphoma Awareness Day. That's sad. :( It's Bittersweet Chocolate with Almonds Day. That's less sad.
And it's Hug a Bear Day.
And it's Hug a Bear Day.
November 7, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Friday is Jersey Friday. Definitely not the new kind tho. It's Love Your Lawyer Day, but only if you can afford it. It's Canine Lymphoma Awareness Day. That's sad. :( It's Bittersweet Chocolate with Almonds Day. That's less sad.
And it's Hug a Bear Day.
And it's Hug a Bear Day.
It's cute when they talk with French accents
November 1, 2025 at 4:51 AM
It's cute when they talk with French accents
Science is just magic with peer reviewed evidence
October 23, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Science is just magic with peer reviewed evidence
Sunday is World Toy Camera Day. It's also New Friends Day. Ugh, they're the worst. It's Dress Like a Dork Day, and that's my every day. It's Evaluate Your Life Day, and apparently, I'm a dork. And it's World Pediatric Bone and Joint (PB&J) Day.
October 19, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Sunday is World Toy Camera Day. It's also New Friends Day. Ugh, they're the worst. It's Dress Like a Dork Day, and that's my every day. It's Evaluate Your Life Day, and apparently, I'm a dork. And it's World Pediatric Bone and Joint (PB&J) Day.
Seems like a cool game
October 19, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Seems like a cool game
Settle some scores
October 19, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Settle some scores
Well, I thought it was funny
October 17, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Well, I thought it was funny
Not a fan of the tricks I guess
October 17, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Not a fan of the tricks I guess
Yeah, that tracks
October 17, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Yeah, that tracks
It's Spooky Season!
October 17, 2025 at 3:10 AM
It's Spooky Season!
It's Spooky Season!
October 17, 2025 at 3:09 AM
It's Spooky Season!
The Halloween episodes vibed differently when I was a kid
October 14, 2025 at 3:45 AM
The Halloween episodes vibed differently when I was a kid
Better than the prequels
October 14, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Better than the prequels
Best horror movie I've seen lately
October 14, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Best horror movie I've seen lately
This must be one of those "spot the cat" puzzles
October 14, 2025 at 3:25 AM
This must be one of those "spot the cat" puzzles
It's Spooky Season!
October 12, 2025 at 3:04 AM
It's Spooky Season!
This. I need this for my yard.
October 9, 2025 at 3:12 AM
This. I need this for my yard.