Butters Stotch Testaburger
@gulliblebutters.bsky.social
Hey, fellas! It’s me, Butters! The boy with a heart full of magic who laughs at a storm cloud and turns a frown into a smile for free.
Pinned
// Please don’t DM me, because I can’t respond.
// I don’t wish to sound annoyed, but you really need to read this. People are still messaging me privately when I can’t respond.
// I’m done with James.
December 30, 2025 at 11:57 PM
// I’m done with James.
I can never swim underwater again.
December 30, 2025 at 11:00 PM
I can never swim underwater again.
I’m never gonna get over this.
December 30, 2025 at 10:19 PM
I’m never gonna get over this.
[Cartman holds Butters’s head underwater]
Cartman: “Where’s my fucking money, you son of a bitch?!”
Butters: [gurgling, unable to breathe] “Help me!”
Cartman: “Where’s my fucking money, you son of a bitch?!”
Butters: [gurgling, unable to breathe] “Help me!”
December 30, 2025 at 1:48 PM
[Cartman holds Butters’s head underwater]
Cartman: “Where’s my fucking money, you son of a bitch?!”
Butters: [gurgling, unable to breathe] “Help me!”
Cartman: “Where’s my fucking money, you son of a bitch?!”
Butters: [gurgling, unable to breathe] “Help me!”
Listen, uh, Timbo, I think I’ll just pop outside and rub a bit of snow on this wound and see if I can get it to freeze over. So you just enjoy your tea, Tim. [mutters under his breath] You prick.
December 30, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Listen, uh, Timbo, I think I’ll just pop outside and rub a bit of snow on this wound and see if I can get it to freeze over. So you just enjoy your tea, Tim. [mutters under his breath] You prick.
You can’t live in a tent, you mad bitch!
December 29, 2025 at 11:52 PM
You can’t live in a tent, you mad bitch!
// Pink Floyd are shit. Block me. 👍
December 29, 2025 at 10:15 PM
// Pink Floyd are shit. Block me. 👍
Make it so, Number One.
December 29, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Make it so, Number One.
// Belated Christmas present.
December 29, 2025 at 9:17 PM
// Belated Christmas present.
In order to be worthy, you must perform the ritual…in a tutu. Pillock!
December 29, 2025 at 11:45 AM
In order to be worthy, you must perform the ritual…in a tutu. Pillock!
I thought I was gonna die.
December 29, 2025 at 12:05 AM
I thought I was gonna die.
// Macon loves bacon!
December 28, 2025 at 11:44 PM
// Macon loves bacon!
[coughing and choking, hitting his chest]
December 28, 2025 at 11:21 PM
[coughing and choking, hitting his chest]
What the balls did I just watch?!
December 28, 2025 at 10:59 PM
What the balls did I just watch?!
Don’t do that!
December 28, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Don’t do that!
// 23-year-old Patrick Stewart in 1963.
December 28, 2025 at 8:02 PM
// 23-year-old Patrick Stewart in 1963.
Only Star Trek fans know what a Jefferies tube is.
December 28, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Only Star Trek fans know what a Jefferies tube is.
// 10 years since we lost Lemmy.
a man playing a guitar with the words we are motörhead we play rock 'n ' roll
ALT: a man playing a guitar with the words we are motörhead we play rock 'n ' roll
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December 28, 2025 at 7:38 PM
// 10 years since we lost Lemmy.
It’s the “I don’t believe it” man!
December 28, 2025 at 7:13 PM
It’s the “I don’t believe it” man!
// 51 years since Tom Baker’s first episode as the Doctor.
a man in a top hat stands in the doorway of a police telephone box
ALT: a man in a top hat stands in the doorway of a police telephone box
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December 28, 2025 at 5:03 PM
// 51 years since Tom Baker’s first episode as the Doctor.
[imitates Homer Simpson] Sorry, Mick!
December 28, 2025 at 4:48 PM
[imitates Homer Simpson] Sorry, Mick!
Where’s the bracelet? Where is it?
December 28, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Where’s the bracelet? Where is it?
[mumbling incoherently] …bat…
December 27, 2025 at 11:47 PM
[mumbling incoherently] …bat…
No, no, I turned it off.
December 27, 2025 at 1:45 AM
No, no, I turned it off.
[hyperactive laugh]
December 26, 2025 at 8:04 PM
[hyperactive laugh]