Joey, Goon for Hire
@gulprillalabs.bsky.social
23 * Male (he/him) * Gay * 🏴 * Part-time research drone at GulpRilla Labs.
Into hypnosis/mind control and weight gain primarily.
Into hypnosis/mind control and weight gain primarily.
Pre-shift show off of my slightly undersized work uniform
November 7, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Pre-shift show off of my slightly undersized work uniform
Fergus: "Thanks for being cool about me just wearing my jock in your office, Coach. Been way comfier wearin' as little as possible since i passed 200 kilos. And since you made me your TA I don't need the singlet anymore, heh.
By the way, can we get some more burgers? I'm *uuuurp* starvin' here."
By the way, can we get some more burgers? I'm *uuuurp* starvin' here."
November 6, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Fergus: "Thanks for being cool about me just wearing my jock in your office, Coach. Been way comfier wearin' as little as possible since i passed 200 kilos. And since you made me your TA I don't need the singlet anymore, heh.
By the way, can we get some more burgers? I'm *uuuurp* starvin' here."
By the way, can we get some more burgers? I'm *uuuurp* starvin' here."
Fergus: "Can I stop posing now? I dunno why i need to be on this "Remedial Diet Plan", or why you need to take a photograph every week, but I just wish I didnt have to turn up in my wrestling kit for this..."
November 6, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Fergus: "Can I stop posing now? I dunno why i need to be on this "Remedial Diet Plan", or why you need to take a photograph every week, but I just wish I didnt have to turn up in my wrestling kit for this..."
Opening this up cos I'm always bad at naming hehe.
I adopted this OC a little bit ago, what do you guys think would be a good name for him
I adopted this OC a little bit ago, what do you guys think would be a good name for him
November 5, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Opening this up cos I'm always bad at naming hehe.
I adopted this OC a little bit ago, what do you guys think would be a good name for him
I adopted this OC a little bit ago, what do you guys think would be a good name for him
Coop from Megas XLR being gainer-coded
November 2, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Coop from Megas XLR being gainer-coded
No text version
November 2, 2025 at 3:54 AM
No text version
Based on a commission by @/13uckaroo.bsky.social
Short story alongside on my FA: www.furaffinity.net/view/62852077/
Short story alongside on my FA: www.furaffinity.net/view/62852077/
November 2, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Based on a commission by @/13uckaroo.bsky.social
Short story alongside on my FA: www.furaffinity.net/view/62852077/
Short story alongside on my FA: www.furaffinity.net/view/62852077/
As it hit his tongue, Hellboy noted the flavour of the beer. It tasted cheap, as expected. Still, it had a certain...creaminess to it. In fact, it almost had a nice...warmth. He finished the cup and tossed it aside. "Mmm...I could go for another."
(Art commission done by 13uckaroo)
(Art commission done by 13uckaroo)
November 2, 2025 at 3:45 AM
As it hit his tongue, Hellboy noted the flavour of the beer. It tasted cheap, as expected. Still, it had a certain...creaminess to it. In fact, it almost had a nice...warmth. He finished the cup and tossed it aside. "Mmm...I could go for another."
(Art commission done by 13uckaroo)
(Art commission done by 13uckaroo)
Commission by @paranormalpizzaboy.bsky.social
Afflicted with a curse of Bestial Gluttony, Hellboy is adjusting well to being a big, red, 800 pound gorilla, even if field operations are proving increasingly logistically inconvenient.
Afflicted with a curse of Bestial Gluttony, Hellboy is adjusting well to being a big, red, 800 pound gorilla, even if field operations are proving increasingly logistically inconvenient.
October 16, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Commission by @paranormalpizzaboy.bsky.social
Afflicted with a curse of Bestial Gluttony, Hellboy is adjusting well to being a big, red, 800 pound gorilla, even if field operations are proving increasingly logistically inconvenient.
Afflicted with a curse of Bestial Gluttony, Hellboy is adjusting well to being a big, red, 800 pound gorilla, even if field operations are proving increasingly logistically inconvenient.
Fattytober Day 6/7 - "Challenge/Watching"
October 8, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Fattytober Day 6/7 - "Challenge/Watching"
FATTYTOBER 1 - "Awaiting"
Decided, a week late, I wanna try doing Fattytober! Probably only will be able to do a handful of days but here's Day 1
Decided, a week late, I wanna try doing Fattytober! Probably only will be able to do a handful of days but here's Day 1
October 8, 2025 at 10:50 AM
FATTYTOBER 1 - "Awaiting"
Decided, a week late, I wanna try doing Fattytober! Probably only will be able to do a handful of days but here's Day 1
Decided, a week late, I wanna try doing Fattytober! Probably only will be able to do a handful of days but here's Day 1
Be careful when job-hunting!
October 1, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Be careful when job-hunting!
Bought a sketchy handheld off of eBay. Kinda weird games but they're very addictive
September 29, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Bought a sketchy handheld off of eBay. Kinda weird games but they're very addictive
Did a quick drawover sketch of a big fat gorilla bro
September 24, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Did a quick drawover sketch of a big fat gorilla bro
Eynzahr's conversion took upwards of 30 minutes, much longer than the typical conversion. We can only speculate how the nanites interacted with his mind as he gradually became an obedient gas-filled drone. Further study of the process may be prudent. (2/2)
September 19, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Eynzahr's conversion took upwards of 30 minutes, much longer than the typical conversion. We can only speculate how the nanites interacted with his mind as he gradually became an obedient gas-filled drone. Further study of the process may be prudent. (2/2)
As our drones laid seige to Limsa Lominsa, they encountered a particularly formidable adversary: Eynzahr, right-hand man to the thalassocracy. After exposure to the nanites, he showed considerable resistance to conversion...(1/2)
September 19, 2025 at 1:45 AM
As our drones laid seige to Limsa Lominsa, they encountered a particularly formidable adversary: Eynzahr, right-hand man to the thalassocracy. After exposure to the nanites, he showed considerable resistance to conversion...(1/2)
(CW FART)
"Intel suggests that our Prototype G.U.T. Drone was a Maelstrom commander in its past life. Send it home to reunite with its squadron. That will give us a great opportunity to test the new explosive nanite gas attack feature.
With any luck, we'll control Limsa Lominsa within the day."
"Intel suggests that our Prototype G.U.T. Drone was a Maelstrom commander in its past life. Send it home to reunite with its squadron. That will give us a great opportunity to test the new explosive nanite gas attack feature.
With any luck, we'll control Limsa Lominsa within the day."
September 9, 2025 at 9:21 PM
(CW FART)
"Intel suggests that our Prototype G.U.T. Drone was a Maelstrom commander in its past life. Send it home to reunite with its squadron. That will give us a great opportunity to test the new explosive nanite gas attack feature.
With any luck, we'll control Limsa Lominsa within the day."
"Intel suggests that our Prototype G.U.T. Drone was a Maelstrom commander in its past life. Send it home to reunite with its squadron. That will give us a great opportunity to test the new explosive nanite gas attack feature.
With any luck, we'll control Limsa Lominsa within the day."
"The G.U.T. Drone can eject airborne conversion nanites from its digestion chamber, very useful for quickly generating reinforcements during field deployments.
The nanite conversion process isn't quite perfect, but the results are more than satisfactory. Further study is recommended."
The nanite conversion process isn't quite perfect, but the results are more than satisfactory. Further study is recommended."
September 8, 2025 at 4:02 PM
"The G.U.T. Drone can eject airborne conversion nanites from its digestion chamber, very useful for quickly generating reinforcements during field deployments.
The nanite conversion process isn't quite perfect, but the results are more than satisfactory. Further study is recommended."
The nanite conversion process isn't quite perfect, but the results are more than satisfactory. Further study is recommended."
logged into xiv for the first time in ages. New look for my big tank drone~
September 8, 2025 at 12:38 PM
logged into xiv for the first time in ages. New look for my big tank drone~
Home again. *uuurp*
August 23, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Home again. *uuurp*
Felt like stuffing myself after this
August 23, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Felt like stuffing myself after this
Had a job interview in this terrible old dress shirt and it does this when I sit down 🫣
August 23, 2025 at 8:49 AM
Had a job interview in this terrible old dress shirt and it does this when I sit down 🫣
