Joey, Goon for Hire
@gulprillalabs.bsky.social
23 * Male (he/him) * Gay * 🏴 * Part-time research drone at GulpRilla Labs.
Into hypnosis/mind control and weight gain primarily.
Into hypnosis/mind control and weight gain primarily.
Pre-shift show off of my slightly undersized work uniform
November 7, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Pre-shift show off of my slightly undersized work uniform
Coop from Megas XLR being gainer-coded
November 2, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Coop from Megas XLR being gainer-coded
No text version
November 2, 2025 at 3:54 AM
No text version
Based on a commission by @/13uckaroo.bsky.social
Short story alongside on my FA: www.furaffinity.net/view/62852077/
Short story alongside on my FA: www.furaffinity.net/view/62852077/
November 2, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Based on a commission by @/13uckaroo.bsky.social
Short story alongside on my FA: www.furaffinity.net/view/62852077/
Short story alongside on my FA: www.furaffinity.net/view/62852077/
Bought a sketchy handheld off of eBay. Kinda weird games but they're very addictive
September 29, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Bought a sketchy handheld off of eBay. Kinda weird games but they're very addictive
Eynzahr's conversion took upwards of 30 minutes, much longer than the typical conversion. We can only speculate how the nanites interacted with his mind as he gradually became an obedient gas-filled drone. Further study of the process may be prudent. (2/2)
September 19, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Eynzahr's conversion took upwards of 30 minutes, much longer than the typical conversion. We can only speculate how the nanites interacted with his mind as he gradually became an obedient gas-filled drone. Further study of the process may be prudent. (2/2)
As our drones laid seige to Limsa Lominsa, they encountered a particularly formidable adversary: Eynzahr, right-hand man to the thalassocracy. After exposure to the nanites, he showed considerable resistance to conversion...(1/2)
September 19, 2025 at 1:45 AM
As our drones laid seige to Limsa Lominsa, they encountered a particularly formidable adversary: Eynzahr, right-hand man to the thalassocracy. After exposure to the nanites, he showed considerable resistance to conversion...(1/2)
(CW FART)
"Intel suggests that our Prototype G.U.T. Drone was a Maelstrom commander in its past life. Send it home to reunite with its squadron. That will give us a great opportunity to test the new explosive nanite gas attack feature.
With any luck, we'll control Limsa Lominsa within the day."
"Intel suggests that our Prototype G.U.T. Drone was a Maelstrom commander in its past life. Send it home to reunite with its squadron. That will give us a great opportunity to test the new explosive nanite gas attack feature.
With any luck, we'll control Limsa Lominsa within the day."
September 9, 2025 at 9:21 PM
(CW FART)
"Intel suggests that our Prototype G.U.T. Drone was a Maelstrom commander in its past life. Send it home to reunite with its squadron. That will give us a great opportunity to test the new explosive nanite gas attack feature.
With any luck, we'll control Limsa Lominsa within the day."
"Intel suggests that our Prototype G.U.T. Drone was a Maelstrom commander in its past life. Send it home to reunite with its squadron. That will give us a great opportunity to test the new explosive nanite gas attack feature.
With any luck, we'll control Limsa Lominsa within the day."
"The G.U.T. Drone can eject airborne conversion nanites from its digestion chamber, very useful for quickly generating reinforcements during field deployments.
The nanite conversion process isn't quite perfect, but the results are more than satisfactory. Further study is recommended."
The nanite conversion process isn't quite perfect, but the results are more than satisfactory. Further study is recommended."
September 8, 2025 at 4:02 PM
"The G.U.T. Drone can eject airborne conversion nanites from its digestion chamber, very useful for quickly generating reinforcements during field deployments.
The nanite conversion process isn't quite perfect, but the results are more than satisfactory. Further study is recommended."
The nanite conversion process isn't quite perfect, but the results are more than satisfactory. Further study is recommended."
Felt like stuffing myself after this
August 23, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Felt like stuffing myself after this