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Morgan
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Boston transplant who loves books, bikes, trains, cats, and trivia.
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I can't wait for the inevitable articles about how "on some level" we already knew that Trump was a demented authoritarian.
Slate headline: Michael Jackson Jokes Kept the Allegations Alive—and Helped Us Laugh Them Off Subtitle: Decades of sketches and stand-up reveal that, on some level, we always knew.
December 18, 2025 at 12:10 PM
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I haven't seen this big a height difference in twins since 1988.
Poster for the movie "Twins"
November 30, 2025 at 1:19 PM
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When did you get a tuxedo cat? Will it be featured in more videos?
Screenshot of an animated video depicting Kat and an unknown cat
September 23, 2025 at 1:02 AM
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I need a computer!
Johnny Mnemoni: Tomatometer 21%
September 16, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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We're to believe that the only reason Mamdani won the primary is that voters were blinded by the irresistible sex appeal of this man?
September 1, 2025 at 1:44 PM
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Clay Davis saying "I'll take any motherfucker's money if he givin' it away."
July 9, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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July 3, 2025 at 10:25 AM
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I only see Robert Mitchum.
Robert Mitchum
June 30, 2025 at 12:40 PM
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#Caturday got off to a great start when Audrey met two of the neighbors.
A black tuxedo cat looking out the window at a grey tuxedo cat and a tabby.
June 28, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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My cats are guarding the staircase. All who seek to pass must answer their riddle:
A black cat and a tuxedo cat are lying on opposite sides of a staircase.
June 5, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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Don't do the voice!
Brian wearing a fedora with safari flaps on I Think You Should Leave
May 11, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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I wish the wording could be changed to something self-explanatory.
Adam Ragusea on Xitter: IMHO the @NWS “watch/warning” system is bad. The wording gives no clue as to the difference between a “tornado watch” and “tornado warning.” The difference must be explained, so the terms are useless. Shouldn’t it be “tornado possible” and “tornado spotted”? What am I missing?
March 16, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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March 2, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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Brush your teeth!
January 21, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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Triscuits are made "with globally sourced oil and salt." I think the implication is that Wheat Thins get their oil and salt from Mars.
The back of a box of Triscuits promises that they are "Baked in the USA with globally sourced oil and salt."
December 24, 2024 at 8:04 PM
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"Down and to the left" What kind of milquetoast Fs are you writing? An F should stand up straight.
A proper erect F that takes at least 3 strokes. A pansy-ass one-and-done limp F
December 10, 2024 at 1:09 PM
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I've got a few of those.
Truck parked in the bike lane with the driver nowhere to be seen. Car blocking the bike lane on Massachusetts avenue in Cambridge. Fortunately, this driver got ticketed. A car is blocking the crosswalk and curb cut while someone in a wheelchair needs to cross the road.
November 22, 2024 at 2:09 AM
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This is helpful, but I wish the phrasing could be changed to something self-explanatory.
Adam Ragusea on Xitter: IMHO the @NWS “watch/warning” system is bad. The wording gives no clue as to the difference between a “tornado watch” and “tornado warning.” The difference must be explained, so the terms are useless. Shouldn’t it be “tornado possible” and “tornado spotted”? What am I missing?
October 2, 2024 at 9:54 AM
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Millhouse from The Simpsons saying "But my mom says I'm cool."
September 16, 2024 at 11:38 AM
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Poster of Bud Clark exposing himself to a bronze sculpture with the caption "expose yourself to art"
July 22, 2024 at 10:22 AM
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Poster for the 90s sitcom "Herman's Head"
July 7, 2024 at 10:36 AM
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March 23, 2024 at 10:13 AM