Morgan
@gutenmorgan.bsky.social
Boston transplant who loves books, bikes, trains, cats, and trivia.
Awesome! I've looked for a book like that, and it's slim pickings. I hope to read yours, someday.
December 21, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Awesome! I've looked for a book like that, and it's slim pickings. I hope to read yours, someday.
I do something a little bit more like this, but it's never gotten the message across.
a young man stands in front of a sign that says " peace "
ALT: a young man stands in front of a sign that says " peace "
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December 21, 2025 at 8:50 PM
I do something a little bit more like this, but it's never gotten the message across.
Are you writing a novelization of the subject matter or historical fiction about the opera?
December 21, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Are you writing a novelization of the subject matter or historical fiction about the opera?
His friends called him Tiny Tudors.
December 21, 2025 at 8:43 PM
His friends called him Tiny Tudors.
If I find out that Bill Clinton was a rapist, I will throw out all of my Bill Clinton merch, even my Clinton baseball cap and Bible.
December 20, 2025 at 10:59 PM
If I find out that Bill Clinton was a rapist, I will throw out all of my Bill Clinton merch, even my Clinton baseball cap and Bible.
I can't wait for the inevitable articles about how "on some level" we already knew that Trump was a demented authoritarian.
December 18, 2025 at 12:10 PM
I can't wait for the inevitable articles about how "on some level" we already knew that Trump was a demented authoritarian.
Agreed. The city should be plowing and salting bike lanes.
December 18, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Agreed. The city should be plowing and salting bike lanes.
Few people have ever been admired by this many Billys Kristol. May he rest in peace.
December 16, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Few people have ever been admired by this many Billys Kristol. May he rest in peace.
Watching how people drive in the rain, you'd think they were in a hurry to get to a garage before their car dissolves. Nobody stops for pedestrians.
December 14, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Watching how people drive in the rain, you'd think they were in a hurry to get to a garage before their car dissolves. Nobody stops for pedestrians.
Maybe instead of 37 yachts, they can just get 1 or 2.
December 13, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Maybe instead of 37 yachts, they can just get 1 or 2.
Give his nose a tweak and tell him he's bad.
December 13, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Give his nose a tweak and tell him he's bad.
It's 7. That's who the maids are milking.
December 12, 2025 at 3:15 AM
It's 7. That's who the maids are milking.
Okay, but can you post the punchline? I don't want to give him the clicks, but I'm still curious.
December 11, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Okay, but can you post the punchline? I don't want to give him the clicks, but I'm still curious.
Maybe she's a fan of Franklin Shepard and Charley Kringas.
December 11, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Maybe she's a fan of Franklin Shepard and Charley Kringas.
How are you supposed to get a wheelchair past there?
December 11, 2025 at 12:51 AM
How are you supposed to get a wheelchair past there?
He's definitely the evil one. The good one isn't ashamed to admit that he wants to fuck Santa Claus.
December 11, 2025 at 12:34 AM
He's definitely the evil one. The good one isn't ashamed to admit that he wants to fuck Santa Claus.
I'd rather not click a StoneToss link. What was the original text?
December 10, 2025 at 10:56 PM
I'd rather not click a StoneToss link. What was the original text?
Why are there so many Roman Polanski apologists in Hollywood?
December 10, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Why are there so many Roman Polanski apologists in Hollywood?
John Malkovich, Imogen Heap, and I may have each just moved up one spot in the ranks of December 9th babies.
December 9, 2025 at 10:53 PM
John Malkovich, Imogen Heap, and I may have each just moved up one spot in the ranks of December 9th babies.
If he visits the Massachusetts state house, he is welcome to use the General Hooker entrance.
December 9, 2025 at 12:48 AM
If he visits the Massachusetts state house, he is welcome to use the General Hooker entrance.
My wife and I just had a debate about whether original song lyrics are canonical or a commonly mis-sung lyric can become correct.
December 7, 2025 at 7:47 AM
My wife and I just had a debate about whether original song lyrics are canonical or a commonly mis-sung lyric can become correct.
gadsby is a trash book, i will not stoop to taking inquiry at this hour
December 4, 2025 at 6:35 PM
gadsby is a trash book, i will not stoop to taking inquiry at this hour