My ethics are really, really being put to the test here. But salute… [grinds molars down to a fine paste] KFC from Barstool

I think this can be lumped into the same bucket with “wearing a piece of cloth on my face is too inconvenient [even if it would potentially save your life or someone else’s]”. Also similar to “measles isn’t actually that bad”.

She actually there just to make sure he doesn’t SA someone in the course of his regular daily routine.