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International puzzles and quizzes for print and TV. Award-winning boxes. Books and columns and cartoons and websnark up the wazoo.
International puzzles and quizzes for print and TV. Award-winning boxes. Books and columns and cartoons and websnark up the wazoo.
Mamdani is going to implement Maria law. Say it loud and there's music playing. Say it soft and it's almost like praying.
November 9, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Mamdani is going to implement Maria law. Say it loud and there's music playing. Say it soft and it's almost like praying.
It would be nice if they stopped committing assault and wearing masks with no ID, and stopped arresting and incarcerating people with no due process. All of which are against the law.
November 9, 2025 at 11:29 AM
It would be nice if they stopped committing assault and wearing masks with no ID, and stopped arresting and incarcerating people with no due process. All of which are against the law.
If only ICE were as competent as the Spanish police.
They wouldn't have to abduct children, pregnant women and disabled seniors to make their quotas.
They wouldn't have to abduct children, pregnant women and disabled seniors to make their quotas.
November 8, 2025 at 9:16 PM
If only ICE were as competent as the Spanish police.
They wouldn't have to abduct children, pregnant women and disabled seniors to make their quotas.
They wouldn't have to abduct children, pregnant women and disabled seniors to make their quotas.
Elon gets the first tranche when he has located the magic beans and the final one when the goose is captured.
November 7, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Elon gets the first tranche when he has located the magic beans and the final one when the goose is captured.
This game needs a tuba accompaniment.
November 7, 2025 at 4:09 AM
This game needs a tuba accompaniment.
They should play rock paper scissors for this game and just let everyone move on with their lives.
November 7, 2025 at 3:58 AM
They should play rock paper scissors for this game and just let everyone move on with their lives.
I think when a game reaches the 14th punt both teams should be asked to leave the field and they can show an old episode of Mork & Mindy or something on the jumbotron instead.
No post match interviews either. We don't want to know.
No post match interviews either. We don't want to know.
November 7, 2025 at 3:54 AM
I think when a game reaches the 14th punt both teams should be asked to leave the field and they can show an old episode of Mork & Mindy or something on the jumbotron instead.
No post match interviews either. We don't want to know.
No post match interviews either. We don't want to know.
Yeah he still thinks it's funny, Jeanine.
Even funnier now you spent several hundred thousand dollars of taxpayers money trying to make an example of him and just faceplanted and beclowned yourself.
Even funnier now you spent several hundred thousand dollars of taxpayers money trying to make an example of him and just faceplanted and beclowned yourself.
November 6, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Yeah he still thinks it's funny, Jeanine.
Even funnier now you spent several hundred thousand dollars of taxpayers money trying to make an example of him and just faceplanted and beclowned yourself.
Even funnier now you spent several hundred thousand dollars of taxpayers money trying to make an example of him and just faceplanted and beclowned yourself.
So, the shareholders in a company that is not worth anything near a trillion dollars vote to give the man responsible for its destruction every cent they have and more.
Do they need a bridge? I have several beautiful bridges.
Do they need a bridge? I have several beautiful bridges.
November 6, 2025 at 10:25 PM
So, the shareholders in a company that is not worth anything near a trillion dollars vote to give the man responsible for its destruction every cent they have and more.
Do they need a bridge? I have several beautiful bridges.
Do they need a bridge? I have several beautiful bridges.
"We want something ugly and lethal in 6 ways"
"I got you"
"I got you"
November 5, 2025 at 5:12 PM
"We want something ugly and lethal in 6 ways"
"I got you"
"I got you"
This is why right wing "Christians" don't want women to vote.
November 5, 2025 at 4:36 PM
This is why right wing "Christians" don't want women to vote.
Marie Antoinectarine.
November 5, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Marie Antoinectarine.
"It looks like a little bit is coming out towards the bottom," Lairmore replies, twisting around to look at the back of his own trousers.
November 4, 2025 at 11:20 PM
"It looks like a little bit is coming out towards the bottom," Lairmore replies, twisting around to look at the back of his own trousers.
No, for me it's Shearer. Great player, but not much in the way of visionary insight tactically speaking. Crouch isn't a real pundit either but he can be hilarious.
November 4, 2025 at 1:18 PM
No, for me it's Shearer. Great player, but not much in the way of visionary insight tactically speaking. Crouch isn't a real pundit either but he can be hilarious.
Donald Jan Trump.
November 4, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Donald Jan Trump.
Elon jumps on the giant loser wagon right at the last minute.
He almost missed it, but no, he got safely aboard.
He almost missed it, but no, he got safely aboard.
November 3, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Elon jumps on the giant loser wagon right at the last minute.
He almost missed it, but no, he got safely aboard.
He almost missed it, but no, he got safely aboard.
She didn't ask softball questions. She asked about China getting what they want, prices going up, Trump not supporting Taiwan, testing nukes, his failure in Ukraine, if he is starting a Venezuela war, his non-existent healthcare plan...
She avoided calling him a liar.
Did you think she would?
She avoided calling him a liar.
Did you think she would?
November 3, 2025 at 9:47 PM
She didn't ask softball questions. She asked about China getting what they want, prices going up, Trump not supporting Taiwan, testing nukes, his failure in Ukraine, if he is starting a Venezuela war, his non-existent healthcare plan...
She avoided calling him a liar.
Did you think she would?
She avoided calling him a liar.
Did you think she would?
She asked him the right questions and he hanged himself with them. Which is why everyone is using his answers to illustrate how flagrant and heinous he is.
And then they complain that she didn't get into a scuffle with him by calling him a liar to his face.
Which would have been less illuminating.
And then they complain that she didn't get into a scuffle with him by calling him a liar to his face.
Which would have been less illuminating.
November 3, 2025 at 9:34 PM
She asked him the right questions and he hanged himself with them. Which is why everyone is using his answers to illustrate how flagrant and heinous he is.
And then they complain that she didn't get into a scuffle with him by calling him a liar to his face.
Which would have been less illuminating.
And then they complain that she didn't get into a scuffle with him by calling him a liar to his face.
Which would have been less illuminating.
But he was an England centre forward, like Lineker, Shearer, Ian Wright and Peter Crouch. So he must be the pundit we all want.
To be fair, three of those four aren't half bad broadcasters, but for actual useful punditry you need a smart game-reading midfielder, like Danny Murphy.
To be fair, three of those four aren't half bad broadcasters, but for actual useful punditry you need a smart game-reading midfielder, like Danny Murphy.
November 3, 2025 at 9:27 PM
But he was an England centre forward, like Lineker, Shearer, Ian Wright and Peter Crouch. So he must be the pundit we all want.
To be fair, three of those four aren't half bad broadcasters, but for actual useful punditry you need a smart game-reading midfielder, like Danny Murphy.
To be fair, three of those four aren't half bad broadcasters, but for actual useful punditry you need a smart game-reading midfielder, like Danny Murphy.
Pinnochiocracy
November 3, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Pinnochiocracy
And say Hi to Caitlyn Jenner, who is welcome in the ladies at Mar a Lago, because anti-trans is just bullshit for the plebs.
November 1, 2025 at 9:44 PM
And say Hi to Caitlyn Jenner, who is welcome in the ladies at Mar a Lago, because anti-trans is just bullshit for the plebs.
I do wonder what the top end is on someone winning the popular vote but losing the electoral college vote is before it becomes so ridiculous that there is a broad consensus that democracy has not really happened.
Ten million?
Ten million?
November 1, 2025 at 9:33 PM
I do wonder what the top end is on someone winning the popular vote but losing the electoral college vote is before it becomes so ridiculous that there is a broad consensus that democracy has not really happened.
Ten million?
Ten million?
This is going to be the base material for a 9pm drama on ITV in a couple of years, isn't it. Billy Piper can be Michelle Mone.
October 31, 2025 at 4:05 PM
This is going to be the base material for a 9pm drama on ITV in a couple of years, isn't it. Billy Piper can be Michelle Mone.