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International puzzles and quizzes for print and TV. Award-winning boxes. Books and columns and cartoons and websnark up the wazoo.
International puzzles and quizzes for print and TV. Award-winning boxes. Books and columns and cartoons and websnark up the wazoo.
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Your cat when you're choking to death in your apartment
November 6, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Your cat when you're choking to death in your apartment
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AI companies: The future of humanoid robots is here
Humanoid robot:
Humanoid robot:
October 31, 2025 at 1:49 PM
AI companies: The future of humanoid robots is here
Humanoid robot:
Humanoid robot:
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“The human body is able to do some incredible things if you consume enough lead,” said the secretary of health and human services
Gray-Lipped RFK Jr. Touts Body’s Natural Ability To Transmute Lead Into Gold
WASHINGTON—Praising the process as yet another miracle of biology that modern medicine chooses to ignore, a gray-lipped Robert F. Kennedy Jr. spoke at a press conference Wednesday during which he tout...
theonion.com
October 29, 2025 at 11:30 PM
“The human body is able to do some incredible things if you consume enough lead,” said the secretary of health and human services
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Oh.
That doesn’t seem right
That doesn’t seem right
September 18, 2025 at 8:30 AM
Oh.
That doesn’t seem right
That doesn’t seem right
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KOKO THE GORILLA: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag
RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag.
KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla
RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense.
KOKO: jealousy professor
RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag.
KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla
RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense.
KOKO: jealousy professor
July 17, 2023 at 3:57 AM
KOKO THE GORILLA: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag
RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag.
KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla
RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense.
KOKO: jealousy professor
RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag.
KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla
RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense.
KOKO: jealousy professor
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Your mom's Waymo is here
September 13, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Your mom's Waymo is here
That's a pretty convincing English accent.
Plus, the lad clearly has some form.
Plus, the lad clearly has some form.
The biggest sporting event in the world is happening in our backyard. But most New Yorkers will be priced out of watching it live.
Sign our petition calling on FIFA to put game over greed: zohranfornyc.com/gameovergreed
Sign our petition calling on FIFA to put game over greed: zohranfornyc.com/gameovergreed
September 10, 2025 at 1:31 AM
That's a pretty convincing English accent.
Plus, the lad clearly has some form.
Plus, the lad clearly has some form.
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A federal judge ruled that Trump's use of federal troops in L.A. violated the Posse Comitatus Act, which is a very serious legal principle that we should not joke about
September 2, 2025 at 6:00 PM
A federal judge ruled that Trump's use of federal troops in L.A. violated the Posse Comitatus Act, which is a very serious legal principle that we should not joke about
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Get well, Mr. Mayor. Whoever did this is dethpicable.
August 31, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Get well, Mr. Mayor. Whoever did this is dethpicable.
Top trolling.
White woman puts Mexican flag on her truck to waste ICE’s time.
August 22, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Top trolling.
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Worth reposting again and again
August 22, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Worth reposting again and again
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wow, all it took was one week of restricted access to porn.
August 14, 2025 at 4:37 PM
wow, all it took was one week of restricted access to porn.
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The sheep, out of hatred for the rabbits, voted for the wolf to preside over the farm. They all died. Even the chickens, who didn't vote.
June 24, 2025 at 5:47 PM
The sheep, out of hatred for the rabbits, voted for the wolf to preside over the farm. They all died. Even the chickens, who didn't vote.
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Trump’s Caddie magically drops a ball for him not in the deep stuff ⛳️
July 27, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Trump’s Caddie magically drops a ball for him not in the deep stuff ⛳️
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Amazing how Trump’s ball he hit into the deep rough just magically pops out of his caddie’s pocket and they all just play it off like Trump just hit it there. 29 time Club Champion! bsky.app/profile/patr...
July 27, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Amazing how Trump’s ball he hit into the deep rough just magically pops out of his caddie’s pocket and they all just play it off like Trump just hit it there. 29 time Club Champion! bsky.app/profile/patr...
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I hate when someone unearths my pube-autograph to the world's most famous pedophile while I'm dying of cankles
July 18, 2025 at 12:14 AM
I hate when someone unearths my pube-autograph to the world's most famous pedophile while I'm dying of cankles
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this made me laugh so much
July 9, 2025 at 1:17 PM
this made me laugh so much
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hot dogs were invented in 1936 by Larry Hotdogs when he accidentally dropped a bag of prize-winning pig assholes in his Dick Shaper Machine
July 4, 2025 at 1:12 PM
hot dogs were invented in 1936 by Larry Hotdogs when he accidentally dropped a bag of prize-winning pig assholes in his Dick Shaper Machine
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If we abolish ICE, how will Oakley survive?
June 19, 2025 at 8:51 PM
If we abolish ICE, how will Oakley survive?
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a horse walks into a bar
BARTENDER: hey
HORSE: yes please
BARTENDER: hey
HORSE: yes please
June 30, 2025 at 7:11 PM
a horse walks into a bar
BARTENDER: hey
HORSE: yes please
BARTENDER: hey
HORSE: yes please