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Guy M Gayle
@guymgayle.bsky.social
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(he/him) Black, Gen X, cis male, queer parent, tired. #Soccerfan

Model citizen in every way.

Banner detail from the Flying Fucks neck gaiter by the late great Meeks Baker.
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Apparently good ramen is made of #diabetes. #WorthIt #YumYum #ExtraInsulin4Me #Diabeetus
Screenshot of a glucose meter reading of 242 mg/dL. Header of the reading is orange, indicating a high glucose level.
December 11, 2025 at 4:48 AM
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When you know someone #GenX works at an establishment.
Signboard on the sidewalk for La Farine bakery that has “Your mom loves pastries” written in pink chalk.
December 9, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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Wow! Cartoon by David Squires #FIFA #WorldCup

www.theguardian.com/football/pic...
Editorial cartoon by David Squires/The Guardian featuring MAGA politicians and others about the US involvement in the World Cup
December 2, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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The petty that is Ohio State/Michigan.
On my TV, we see that Brutus, the Ohio State mascot, has written script Ohio in the light snow covering Michigan’s football field. They are finishing crossing the “M” out of the “Michigan” painted in the end zone
November 30, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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Gifted @yesthatselke.bsky.social an NYC trip to see Waiting for Godot with Keanu and @alexwinter.com.
Marquee of the Hudson Theatre in NYC currently showing Waiting for Godot starring Keanu Reeves and Alex Winter. Photo by Lori Selke
November 29, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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Eek.
Nightmare fuel wears the costume of the NWSL Commish on my TV
November 23, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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Sunset looking northwest from our front porch. A mostly cloudy sky brightened with a vivid pink and orange glow. Trees and power lines appear silhouetted in the foreground.
November 12, 2025 at 5:02 AM
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If you call a #GenX -er “Boomer”, we’re gonna talk about your momma.

Even if I married her.
Grocery list on a white board. First item is “t.p. 4 my bunghole”. Next to it someone has written “Ok Boomer” but “Boomer” has been crossed out and “Beavis” is written below it.
November 5, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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Grocery list. #SometimesIm12
#BevisAndButthead
Handwritten grocery list on a whiteboard. The top item is “t.p. 4 my bunghole”. The second item is bananas.
November 3, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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Closeup of one of my favorite soccer scarves.
Closeup of a parody of the adidas logo on a soccer scarf.
October 31, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, or Alice in Chains
Dummy by Portishead album cover.
October 31, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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Saw this meme on Reddit and laughed my ass off until I thought about how I take my coffee…(1)
Conversation meme from The Office with the following text. Michael: I like my women like I like my coffee. Pam (a white woman): (hopeful) Strong and sweet? Michael: (Stares) Pam: (joking) Black and hot? Michael: (Stares) Pam: Suddenly realizing she got it right with the second guess.
October 17, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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I’m up to some shit.
The author with a knit pink pussy hat.
October 10, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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#IceFishing
October 3, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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Pale orange cat sits on my chest.
September 26, 2025 at 2:33 AM
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Whatever you do for godsakes don’t tell them about the Antifa Fairy.
Cover of the comic Tank Girl Book One: Anniversary Edition by Jamie Hewlett and Alan C. Martin
September 22, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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#DadJokes #WorkJokes
Black desktop computer with a sticker of a cartoon seal wearing headphones and a black t-shirt that says “AV” on it. A crescent wrench is attached to a tool pouch with a lanyard.
September 16, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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Doctor I trust more than RFK Jr.
A black and white photo of Dr. Fink from Prince and The Revolution.
September 8, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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“I am one with the force, and the force is with me.”
#IncontinenceTherapy
A section of my laptop screen from an online incontinence therapy class that says, “I am in control of my bladder”.
September 5, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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Did some zine planting 🌱 today. Thanks @meganpiont.bsky.social
Black and white zine cover that says, “How to Report ICE and help keep our Neighbors safe”
September 2, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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When I went to #SignOTheTimes when it first came out in 1987, it was my friend, me, and one other person in the entire theater. Tonight’s showing is a near sellout. #Prince
Me in a movie theater holding a flyer for the IMAX rerelease of the Prince concert film Sign O’ The Times. Seat map of the movie theater I’m in that shows almost every seat taken.
August 29, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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Battle flag
August 26, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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Was it worth it, G?
#FIFA
Gianni Infantino next to the rambling President of the United States. Gianni Infantino wishing he was anywhere else away from the stench. Gianni Infantino realizing that no amount of money can save him from this moment.
August 22, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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August 22, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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Thank you!

I can’t believe I got married in cargo shorts. 🤣
A black and white photo by Tristan Crane of Lori and me standing at the legal ceremony presided by an Alameda County judge.
August 19, 2025 at 4:51 PM