Guy Plummer
@guyplum.bsky.social
Wizened small biz owner
Would prefer a beakoplasty instead of going to the dentist
Failing that, some sort of Gregor Samsa style transformation - but not a beetle.
I conspire with legumes in my veg plot.
And SUVs shld be prescription only but be a banned medication in Guernsey 😀
April 7, 2025 at 2:00 PM
And SUVs shld be prescription only but be a banned medication in Guernsey 😀
I call such people gumby superspreaders.
The resulting Gumby Apocalypse will be frightful but probably not as bad a watching Ant and Dec.
The resulting Gumby Apocalypse will be frightful but probably not as bad a watching Ant and Dec.
March 15, 2025 at 6:12 PM
I call such people gumby superspreaders.
The resulting Gumby Apocalypse will be frightful but probably not as bad a watching Ant and Dec.
The resulting Gumby Apocalypse will be frightful but probably not as bad a watching Ant and Dec.
The Gumby Apocalypse is upon us not because we have a lot a of gumbies just now - that had obvious always been the case.
The real reason is we now have a few non-gumbies now behaving like gumbies.
These include people like #Rubio and #JDVance who are facilitating outbreaks of non critical thinking
The real reason is we now have a few non-gumbies now behaving like gumbies.
These include people like #Rubio and #JDVance who are facilitating outbreaks of non critical thinking
March 15, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Took me 9 days to get over something similar. I was a very bad patient.
March 11, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Took me 9 days to get over something similar. I was a very bad patient.
Agree and if we graduate to GST, I’m hoping school fees will be exempt otherwise the grant will be given with one hand and taken with the other.
March 11, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Agree and if we graduate to GST, I’m hoping school fees will be exempt otherwise the grant will be given with one hand and taken with the other.
🤣 I got a hand signal which I took, at that stage, to mean I was about to get two coffees.
March 8, 2025 at 9:07 PM
🤣 I got a hand signal which I took, at that stage, to mean I was about to get two coffees.
It was all I could to do text a request from the bedroom for a coffee.
March 8, 2025 at 8:39 PM
It was all I could to do text a request from the bedroom for a coffee.
I didn’t want to say anything on International Women’s Day but only men really understand how brave we are being during these moments.
March 8, 2025 at 8:37 PM
I didn’t want to say anything on International Women’s Day but only men really understand how brave we are being during these moments.
Great idea 🥃+Death in Paradise episode is my plan. I know how to live.
March 8, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Great idea 🥃+Death in Paradise episode is my plan. I know how to live.
Recovering from man flu. I’m being very very brave.
March 8, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Recovering from man flu. I’m being very very brave.
If the West had acted in2014 , this wouldn’t have happened.
If the West had acted 3 years ago we wouldn’t be in this position and we would have had US full support.
Each month of the West’s words but no meaningful action makes things harder.
If the West had acted 3 years ago we wouldn’t be in this position and we would have had US full support.
Each month of the West’s words but no meaningful action makes things harder.
March 1, 2025 at 8:08 PM
If the West had acted in2014 , this wouldn’t have happened.
If the West had acted 3 years ago we wouldn’t be in this position and we would have had US full support.
Each month of the West’s words but no meaningful action makes things harder.
If the West had acted 3 years ago we wouldn’t be in this position and we would have had US full support.
Each month of the West’s words but no meaningful action makes things harder.
That wld be the sweetener - u go so ur kids don’t have too.
Over 55s could prob afford to buy their own equipment like knights of yore.
It wld be dreadful. Hardly anyone would make it back but we would win.
Over 55s could prob afford to buy their own equipment like knights of yore.
It wld be dreadful. Hardly anyone would make it back but we would win.
March 1, 2025 at 7:07 PM
That wld be the sweetener - u go so ur kids don’t have too.
Over 55s could prob afford to buy their own equipment like knights of yore.
It wld be dreadful. Hardly anyone would make it back but we would win.
Over 55s could prob afford to buy their own equipment like knights of yore.
It wld be dreadful. Hardly anyone would make it back but we would win.
My idea would be to conscript everybody across Europe between 55 and 70.
Look at social media it’s awash with washboard abs amongst the over 50s
If you haven’t done what you wanted to by the time ur 55 you only have urself to blame.
And it’s much better that you rather than ur children
Look at social media it’s awash with washboard abs amongst the over 50s
If you haven’t done what you wanted to by the time ur 55 you only have urself to blame.
And it’s much better that you rather than ur children
March 1, 2025 at 7:01 PM
My idea would be to conscript everybody across Europe between 55 and 70.
Look at social media it’s awash with washboard abs amongst the over 50s
If you haven’t done what you wanted to by the time ur 55 you only have urself to blame.
And it’s much better that you rather than ur children
Look at social media it’s awash with washboard abs amongst the over 50s
If you haven’t done what you wanted to by the time ur 55 you only have urself to blame.
And it’s much better that you rather than ur children
Towhat extent are Europeans prepared to accept conscription to help Ukraine?
Putin is willing to sacrifice his young population, and on the basis that sanctions and supply of weaponry haven’t worked, we can only win by doing the same and then some.
How many of us are ready to vote for that yet?
Putin is willing to sacrifice his young population, and on the basis that sanctions and supply of weaponry haven’t worked, we can only win by doing the same and then some.
How many of us are ready to vote for that yet?
March 1, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Towhat extent are Europeans prepared to accept conscription to help Ukraine?
Putin is willing to sacrifice his young population, and on the basis that sanctions and supply of weaponry haven’t worked, we can only win by doing the same and then some.
How many of us are ready to vote for that yet?
Putin is willing to sacrifice his young population, and on the basis that sanctions and supply of weaponry haven’t worked, we can only win by doing the same and then some.
How many of us are ready to vote for that yet?
Given Trump’s a draft dodger, he hasn’t got the minerals to stand up to Putin. And he won’t get Ukraine’s minerals either.
February 24, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Given Trump’s a draft dodger, he hasn’t got the minerals to stand up to Putin. And he won’t get Ukraine’s minerals either.