ash
@guyute.bsky.social
I don’t even know anymore
she/her
location: the freezer
she/her
location: the freezer
“quick and easy 20 minute dinner”
Step 1: chop an onion
Fuck you
Step 1: chop an onion
Fuck you
December 6, 2025 at 8:10 AM
“quick and easy 20 minute dinner”
Step 1: chop an onion
Fuck you
Step 1: chop an onion
Fuck you
why is the default insult always “cock sucker.” why is it never “pussy eater”
December 6, 2025 at 4:40 AM
why is the default insult always “cock sucker.” why is it never “pussy eater”
I haven’t watched a single movie in 2025 but I’m tempted to break that streak for the new SpongeBob movie
December 5, 2025 at 11:22 PM
I haven’t watched a single movie in 2025 but I’m tempted to break that streak for the new SpongeBob movie
shoutout to me for keeping my “never been pregnant” streak going for yet another year let’s do it again next year
December 5, 2025 at 11:15 PM
shoutout to me for keeping my “never been pregnant” streak going for yet another year let’s do it again next year
sometimes I hate-stalk my ex’s instagram and recently I saw that he’s a proud owner of meta glasses. all while mommy and daddy pay his mortgage :)
December 5, 2025 at 10:58 PM
sometimes I hate-stalk my ex’s instagram and recently I saw that he’s a proud owner of meta glasses. all while mommy and daddy pay his mortgage :)
The Beatles? No. I only care about Beedle
December 5, 2025 at 10:49 PM
The Beatles? No. I only care about Beedle
idk why people showing me kindness sometimes makes me want to cry but it’s happening rn
December 5, 2025 at 9:39 PM
idk why people showing me kindness sometimes makes me want to cry but it’s happening rn
do I drink a cold one or take a puff of my pen
December 5, 2025 at 9:28 PM
do I drink a cold one or take a puff of my pen
Apparently my pc will sometimes show me as online on discord when I am 100% not home. And my monitor REFUSES to sleep/go into standby due to inactivity. Even though I have it set to do so in windows settings. Like there’s some type of activity happening that prevents it from sleeping +
December 5, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Apparently my pc will sometimes show me as online on discord when I am 100% not home. And my monitor REFUSES to sleep/go into standby due to inactivity. Even though I have it set to do so in windows settings. Like there’s some type of activity happening that prevents it from sleeping +
that’s enough internet for today. just fell for a video of a lady acting like two geese statues were real geese. at least it wasn’t AI
December 5, 2025 at 8:15 PM
that’s enough internet for today. just fell for a video of a lady acting like two geese statues were real geese. at least it wasn’t AI
With my newfound unemployment I want to start cross stitching or doing paint by numbers again because I now have the time and space for that. But I’m moving next weekend so I don’t want to start a project then have to pack it up because I will forget about it. Ya feel me
December 5, 2025 at 6:34 PM
With my newfound unemployment I want to start cross stitching or doing paint by numbers again because I now have the time and space for that. But I’m moving next weekend so I don’t want to start a project then have to pack it up because I will forget about it. Ya feel me
I’d rather see a screenshot of your Spotify wrapped than a picture of your children
December 5, 2025 at 6:30 PM
I’d rather see a screenshot of your Spotify wrapped than a picture of your children
she high on my dynamic til I range
December 5, 2025 at 5:52 PM
she high on my dynamic til I range
Having constant internet access has destroyed my willpower to troubleshoot in video games. If something makes me even the slightest bit confused or frustrated I’m on google trying to figure out how to get past it so I can go back to enjoying my game
December 5, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Having constant internet access has destroyed my willpower to troubleshoot in video games. If something makes me even the slightest bit confused or frustrated I’m on google trying to figure out how to get past it so I can go back to enjoying my game
$800 a month premium to continue my HDHP insurance with a $5k deductible through COBRA. This covers myself only. I love it here!! :D
December 5, 2025 at 5:29 PM
$800 a month premium to continue my HDHP insurance with a $5k deductible through COBRA. This covers myself only. I love it here!! :D
American healthcare is when you’re charged $135 for a 10 minute appointment where the provider forgets to send the prescription to the pharmacy
December 5, 2025 at 5:23 PM
American healthcare is when you’re charged $135 for a 10 minute appointment where the provider forgets to send the prescription to the pharmacy
update: I called a mechanic
my car making a concerning noise vs me calling a mechanic. who will win?
December 5, 2025 at 5:12 PM
update: I called a mechanic
apparently between last winter and this winter my feet somehow got wider? Because my old boots no longer fit. So I went to a couple stores yesterday and allll the winter boots I tried on were way too narrow. +
December 5, 2025 at 4:51 PM
apparently between last winter and this winter my feet somehow got wider? Because my old boots no longer fit. So I went to a couple stores yesterday and allll the winter boots I tried on were way too narrow. +
my car making a concerning noise vs me calling a mechanic. who will win?
December 5, 2025 at 4:45 PM
my car making a concerning noise vs me calling a mechanic. who will win?
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we need Ms. Pacman with building, and open world survival elements
December 3, 2024 at 4:47 AM
we need Ms. Pacman with building, and open world survival elements
I should start romance scamming as a side hustle. Need to look into the legality of this
December 5, 2025 at 3:12 AM
I should start romance scamming as a side hustle. Need to look into the legality of this
Reposted by ash
November 29, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Reposted by ash
"don't worry about it sweetie" is one of the greatest sentences in the English language
December 4, 2025 at 10:54 PM
"don't worry about it sweetie" is one of the greatest sentences in the English language
if a game doesn’t let me save scum then I don’t want it
December 4, 2025 at 11:13 PM
if a game doesn’t let me save scum then I don’t want it