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@guyute.bsky.social
I don’t even know anymore
she/her
location: the freezer
she/her
location: the freezer
double it and give it to the next person
December 6, 2025 at 7:21 AM
double it and give it to the next person
no such thing as too many
December 6, 2025 at 3:08 AM
no such thing as too many
Yesss I’ve been wanting the meal mostly for the fries. I want to try the SpongeBob meal at Burger King too!
December 6, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Yesss I’ve been wanting the meal mostly for the fries. I want to try the SpongeBob meal at Burger King too!
reminds me of this dog tag in battlefield 6
December 5, 2025 at 11:30 PM
reminds me of this dog tag in battlefield 6
ohhhhh omg I’m sorry i thought you were using it in a derogatory way
December 5, 2025 at 11:13 PM
ohhhhh omg I’m sorry i thought you were using it in a derogatory way
“”It”” lmfaooooooo
he still pays my phone bill + Apple Music despite us being broken up for 3 years now so I shouldn’t talk shit but I can’t help myself
he still pays my phone bill + Apple Music despite us being broken up for 3 years now so I shouldn’t talk shit but I can’t help myself
December 5, 2025 at 11:10 PM
“”It”” lmfaooooooo
he still pays my phone bill + Apple Music despite us being broken up for 3 years now so I shouldn’t talk shit but I can’t help myself
he still pays my phone bill + Apple Music despite us being broken up for 3 years now so I shouldn’t talk shit but I can’t help myself
Hey siri, SAVE NIGHTYLAMP
December 5, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Hey siri, SAVE NIGHTYLAMP
this is good for them surely they’re sick of making toys by now
December 5, 2025 at 11:00 PM
this is good for them surely they’re sick of making toys by now
@badposter.lol has picked up a surfing hobby
December 5, 2025 at 10:59 PM
@badposter.lol has picked up a surfing hobby
tell your elves to whip up some mood stabilizers for me. thanks Santa
December 5, 2025 at 10:55 PM
tell your elves to whip up some mood stabilizers for me. thanks Santa
this is a “How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop” ass post (complimentary)
December 5, 2025 at 10:54 PM
this is a “How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop” ass post (complimentary)
heavy on the not getting pregnant
December 5, 2025 at 10:50 PM
heavy on the not getting pregnant
Yayyy happy birthday :)
December 5, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Yayyy happy birthday :)