Guzma (real)
@guzmayaboi.bsky.social
Team Skull’s boss. Giving gender envy to butches everywhere. Steven Page’s bitch. 🔞, minors shoo, your boy is old
pfp and banner are both by Notzilon on YT
pfp and banner are both by Notzilon on YT
I feel the need to tell you that I just pulled both the butt plug and the penis Muk in a pack alongside the rainbow rare of one of my favorite Pokémon lmao
Also my friend pointed this out yesterday… why is the move on Muk Gunk Shot 🤨
Also my friend pointed this out yesterday… why is the move on Muk Gunk Shot 🤨
December 18, 2025 at 8:12 PM
I feel the need to tell you that I just pulled both the butt plug and the penis Muk in a pack alongside the rainbow rare of one of my favorite Pokémon lmao
Also my friend pointed this out yesterday… why is the move on Muk Gunk Shot 🤨
Also my friend pointed this out yesterday… why is the move on Muk Gunk Shot 🤨
OH MY GOD??? WHAT IS IT WITH MUK/GRIMER CARDS AND BEING HORNY
December 17, 2025 at 10:15 PM
OH MY GOD??? WHAT IS IT WITH MUK/GRIMER CARDS AND BEING HORNY
Look I love the Finch app but my Finch sends me this notif at like 9 PM each night. And with the tilde? It really feels like she’s booty calling me. I raised her from an egg so this is admittedly awkward.
December 17, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Look I love the Finch app but my Finch sends me this notif at like 9 PM each night. And with the tilde? It really feels like she’s booty calling me. I raised her from an egg so this is admittedly awkward.
He looks just like Jag from Cattails!
December 13, 2025 at 2:05 AM
He looks just like Jag from Cattails!
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT /lh
December 11, 2025 at 11:35 PM
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT /lh
Pulled the rainbow Jolteon today!
November 29, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Pulled the rainbow Jolteon today!
I have a parrot IRL and they LOVE to be hats
November 29, 2025 at 6:20 PM
I have a parrot IRL and they LOVE to be hats
Showing up to the BDSM function to dom and spank people with my Barenaked Ladies branded paddle
November 21, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Showing up to the BDSM function to dom and spank people with my Barenaked Ladies branded paddle
November 11, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Every time I see a wren I’m surprised that they’re actually just shaped like that, they’re just as delightfully fat as in Cattails
November 9, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Every time I see a wren I’m surprised that they’re actually just shaped like that, they’re just as delightfully fat as in Cattails
Team Skull’s Nice and Naughty Pokémon of the week report! ✨
November 8, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Team Skull’s Nice and Naughty Pokémon of the week report! ✨
I want to get a big button for my bag that says APOSTATE but the current buttons might already ward away JWs
November 7, 2025 at 6:48 PM
I want to get a big button for my bag that says APOSTATE but the current buttons might already ward away JWs
Best lyrics for a song intro ever
November 2, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Best lyrics for a song intro ever
Share with Guzma…?
October 25, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Share with Guzma…?
People make fun of shoebills for being scary, but she’s cute, right? 🥺 (Art by RYZT9R on Toyhouse)
October 23, 2025 at 11:39 PM
People make fun of shoebills for being scary, but she’s cute, right? 🥺 (Art by RYZT9R on Toyhouse)
Oh yeah I’m okay rn I was just checking my old PO album so I got triggered to front by gems like this
October 15, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Oh yeah I’m okay rn I was just checking my old PO album so I got triggered to front by gems like this
I think the tumblr flashbacks are affecting more than just you bc this is Mac fronting for the first time since like July maybe
October 15, 2025 at 1:20 AM
I think the tumblr flashbacks are affecting more than just you bc this is Mac fronting for the first time since like July maybe
October 14, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Discussing Pokémon leaks and their potential for furry porn with my straight friends
October 12, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Discussing Pokémon leaks and their potential for furry porn with my straight friends
Also happy lesbian day to the protagonist of Magikarp Jump and also ME for being the most butch Pokémon trainers
October 9, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Also happy lesbian day to the protagonist of Magikarp Jump and also ME for being the most butch Pokémon trainers
Charlie Kirk is literally grifting from beyond the grave
October 7, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Charlie Kirk is literally grifting from beyond the grave
This bear from the Charmin commercials said the r slur but I already spent the past 5 years of my paycheck on Charmin Ultrasoft so I’m going to set my entire stockpile ablaze and kill the damn bear
October 5, 2025 at 4:41 AM
This bear from the Charmin commercials said the r slur but I already spent the past 5 years of my paycheck on Charmin Ultrasoft so I’m going to set my entire stockpile ablaze and kill the damn bear
Ouioui is such a good pumpkin spice boy who has never done anything wrong! #barenakedladies #fall #ouioui #itemlabel #newkidsontheblock #hugsnotdrugs
September 21, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Ouioui is such a good pumpkin spice boy who has never done anything wrong! #barenakedladies #fall #ouioui #itemlabel #newkidsontheblock #hugsnotdrugs