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Guzma (real)

@guzmayaboi.bsky.social

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Team Skull’s boss. Giving gender envy to butches everywhere. Steven Page’s bitch. pfp and banner are both by Notzilon on YT

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Guzma (real) @guzmayaboi.bsky.social · Sep 8

Oh btw now is a good time to mention probably that idgaf what I post here, I’m not going to post openly horny shit but I am not concerned with keeping this account sfw and non-triggering so avert ur eyeballs if you don’t want to see that

Guzma (real) @guzmayaboi.bsky.social · 12h

Creating a list of the top ten most creative people

#1: People who draw porn of object shows

#2 thru #10: more research required

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THE NOODLE @onebadnoodle.bsky.social · 1d

ok like what do you think these dweebs are doing?

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Guzma (real) @guzmayaboi.bsky.social · 1d

Was going to say “Bill when he’s trapped in the body of a Nidorino” but I’ve seen porn of Nidorina so I wouldn’t put it past people

Guzma (real) @guzmayaboi.bsky.social · 1d

I don’t know what #TraitorsCanada is but I think the Barenaked Ladies are secret lesbians and they’re technically traitors to Canada (they basically never tour there)

cool squirtle 🕶️ @coolsquirtle.yaps.fyi · 1d

SECRET LESBIANS #TraitorsCanada #TheTraitorsCanada

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Deathcliff plus Hellmets @heathcliffhelms.heathcliff.cat · 2d

It's called Pokemon Legends Z-A because if you Z A pokemon you gotta catch that pokemon

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Guzma (real) @guzmayaboi.bsky.social · 1d

Flashbacks to Burger Kitchen from Kitchen Nightmares

Guzma (real) @guzmayaboi.bsky.social · 1d

To be fair, I do not know what a shitlib is, but I would have assumed that’s exactly what they meant. The Sims is for all the little girls who made their Barbies scissor or who developed intricate crime dramas in which another Barbie was convicted of practicing inhumane torture methods

Guzma (real) @guzmayaboi.bsky.social · 1d

Salmence struggles with the same issue I think when it doesn’t have its mega. Twinsies

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David, Host of The Cold War @coldwarhost.bsky.social · 2d

I'm not a baseball fan at all but at this point, I will fully throw my bandwagon support behind the Blue Jays to win the World Series just so that a Canadian team can win America's Game.

Elbows up, mf.

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Guzma (real) @guzmayaboi.bsky.social · 1d

Not being in fandom spaces has been a blessing and a curse because on one hand I don’t want to kill myself anymore but on the other hand I just looked at Plumeria fanart and my brain melted and I blushed terribly. I need to build up exposure

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Eleanor Bick @elbdot.bsky.social · 14d

"TEAM SKULL 4 LIFE, BRO!"
I made a TEAM SKULL STICKER! :D You can get it on my redbubble! Or from me whenever you catch me at a convention next lmao #pokemon #guzma #art ✨💀🐛 | |
💝🫧 ꜱʜᴏᴘ: www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/1715...

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Guzma (real) @guzmayaboi.bsky.social · 1d

I love my wife… sniffs

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Hatok @hatok.bsky.social · 4d

I think the reason legends za isn't in the past is because then they'd have to answer if they ever guillotined any pokemon

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Out of Context Pokémon @oocpokemonofficial.bsky.social · 4d

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Kara Buchanan 🏳️‍⚧️ @magicariot.com · 5d

Every day, great things are happening on Portland street signs

A photo of a street crossing button in Portland, Oregon. A sticker has been placed over the sign beneath the "PUSH BUTTON FOR" text. The sticker reads "BDSM Bacteria Do So Much for your microbiome" with artwork of a bacterium. Where the finger pushes the button in the sign art, a heart sticker with the trans pride flag has been placed.

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Guzma (real) @guzmayaboi.bsky.social · 4d

Hell yeah!!!!

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It’s ya boi, gayass🔞 @speeeebfr.bsky.social · 4d

Using the only opportunity I have to try and protest today (I can’t drive + no one in my family would ever be willing to go to a protest; I’m using the traveling opportunity I get through my program to do this) hopefully I’ll get to use this sign🫶
Repping for my fellow skull grunts rn

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The Wicker Dan (1973) @danlehner.bsky.social · 5d

[guy who invented the term “leafpeeping” on his first time looking at fall foliage] okay, first of all, this needs to sound much more perverted

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Guzma (real) @guzmayaboi.bsky.social · 6d

Literally every time I check Instagram (which is like once every three months when someone sends me a reel) I end up posting a story that gets someone to report me to Instagram’s suicide watch

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Paul Frazee @pfrazee.com · 6d

Getting divorced over your pickup truck may suck now, but it's the foundation of the greatest country song ever written

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augtober !!! 🦇🌾 @mothpiss.bsky.social · 7d

TRANSGENDER LESBIANS IN CAMO PANTS >>>>>

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Guzma (real) @guzmayaboi.bsky.social · 7d

I’m hyperfixated on Pokémon currently but it’s not the actual games that keep me invested.

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alice! 🍉 @tinysquash.bsky.social · 8d

🕯
🕯 🕯
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something
🕯 lesbian will 🕯
happen to you
🕯 soon 🕯
🕯 🕯
🕯

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Guzma (real) @guzmayaboi.bsky.social · 8d

Grimmsnarl is kinda adjacent to that? But that one is fairy/dark!