Guzma (real)
@guzmayaboi.bsky.social
Team Skull’s boss. Giving gender envy to butches everywhere. Steven Page’s bitch. 🔞, minors shoo, your boy is old
pfp and banner are both by Notzilon on YT
pfp and banner are both by Notzilon on YT
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Guzma (real)
@guzmayaboi.bsky.social
· Nov 9
Clarifying my pinned post a little: I’ll post NSFW stuff here occasionally which is why I don’t want minors following/interacting with those posts. Minors can interact in a SFW way if they find me in the wild, just don’t follow me
Look I get why the hanky code exists it’s a very important part of queer history but I don’t know if I could ever PERSONALLY participate because with how much of a freak I am I’d have to carry around like ten hankies in each pocket. That is entirely too many hankies
December 18, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Look I get why the hanky code exists it’s a very important part of queer history but I don’t know if I could ever PERSONALLY participate because with how much of a freak I am I’d have to carry around like ten hankies in each pocket. That is entirely too many hankies
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Here's my sole. Well moisturized and flat. @schmidtocean.bsky.social dive 880 #argentiniandeepseeps #MarineLife
December 17, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Here's my sole. Well moisturized and flat. @schmidtocean.bsky.social dive 880 #argentiniandeepseeps #MarineLife
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I just saw a video of a man opening a pack of Pokémon cards on the back of a bottom he was actively inside of and I just feel like we’ve reached the apex of entertainment and content creation.
December 17, 2025 at 3:00 PM
I just saw a video of a man opening a pack of Pokémon cards on the back of a bottom he was actively inside of and I just feel like we’ve reached the apex of entertainment and content creation.
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Another #Groups pic for #Birdoftheday. This is one I've shared before, but this is a different crop. Canada geese goslings being overlooked by a parent, from back in May of this year.
#birds #photography
#birds #photography
December 17, 2025 at 8:47 AM
Another #Groups pic for #Birdoftheday. This is one I've shared before, but this is a different crop. Canada geese goslings being overlooked by a parent, from back in May of this year.
#birds #photography
#birds #photography
Look I love the Finch app but my Finch sends me this notif at like 9 PM each night. And with the tilde? It really feels like she’s booty calling me. I raised her from an egg so this is admittedly awkward.
December 17, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Look I love the Finch app but my Finch sends me this notif at like 9 PM each night. And with the tilde? It really feels like she’s booty calling me. I raised her from an egg so this is admittedly awkward.
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WHY WEREN'T YOU AT MILF PRACTICE
December 14, 2025 at 11:00 PM
WHY WEREN'T YOU AT MILF PRACTICE
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French Dip is a sandwich I enjoy more in theory than execution. It's mostly just "Stain on your shirt: The Sandwich."
December 16, 2025 at 5:46 PM
French Dip is a sandwich I enjoy more in theory than execution. It's mostly just "Stain on your shirt: The Sandwich."
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Can I please have a normal social media website where I can post art and yap about video games and the owners aren’t insane
December 16, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Can I please have a normal social media website where I can post art and yap about video games and the owners aren’t insane
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i have like 13k games on my computer and i dont play any of them
December 16, 2025 at 12:35 PM
i have like 13k games on my computer and i dont play any of them
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Teeny orange #toadlet found in #Brazil. A unique mating call led biologists to this newly discovered pint-sized #amphibian. #frog
Link for more photos and information of this 1 cm long beauty: www.popsci.com/environment/...
Link for more photos and information of this 1 cm long beauty: www.popsci.com/environment/...
December 15, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Teeny orange #toadlet found in #Brazil. A unique mating call led biologists to this newly discovered pint-sized #amphibian. #frog
Link for more photos and information of this 1 cm long beauty: www.popsci.com/environment/...
Link for more photos and information of this 1 cm long beauty: www.popsci.com/environment/...
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my personality is a kicked puppy who keeps making jokes about it
December 14, 2025 at 8:15 PM
my personality is a kicked puppy who keeps making jokes about it
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Its him.... Delicious James
December 14, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Its him.... Delicious James
Okay so I can’t listen to Joy To The World normally because all I can hear is Brock from Pokémon’s horny version of the song
December 14, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Okay so I can’t listen to Joy To The World normally because all I can hear is Brock from Pokémon’s horny version of the song
Do you think Scrooge and Marley ever fucked
December 14, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Do you think Scrooge and Marley ever fucked
The age of social media is so weird because the most evil people can enter your life and try to destroy you but you’ve always met them in the strangest places. “Why did you check yourself into the emergency room tonight?” Punch-Out fans have been causing me to sh and I’m on the verge of kmsing
December 13, 2025 at 11:01 PM
The age of social media is so weird because the most evil people can enter your life and try to destroy you but you’ve always met them in the strangest places. “Why did you check yourself into the emergency room tonight?” Punch-Out fans have been causing me to sh and I’m on the verge of kmsing
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cook a packet of ramen noodles, toss out the flavor packet, drain the noodles, mix in some peanut butter, some rice vinegar, some sesame oil, some soy sauce, some chili-garlic, some honey or maple syrup, I AM TELLING YOU
December 12, 2025 at 8:55 PM
cook a packet of ramen noodles, toss out the flavor packet, drain the noodles, mix in some peanut butter, some rice vinegar, some sesame oil, some soy sauce, some chili-garlic, some honey or maple syrup, I AM TELLING YOU
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zelda games are better the more haunted they feel
December 13, 2025 at 3:44 AM
zelda games are better the more haunted they feel
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Had a dream last night that there was an infamously violent NHL team with a notoriously shitty fanbase called the "Ohio Mustards." (Might have been influenced by the fact that I'm out of mustard, it's been bothering me)
December 11, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Had a dream last night that there was an infamously violent NHL team with a notoriously shitty fanbase called the "Ohio Mustards." (Might have been influenced by the fact that I'm out of mustard, it's been bothering me)
My luck with Mega Rising in #PTCGP has been so off the walls. I pulled FOUR immersive mega Altaria EXs before I managed to pull a single Combusken 😐
December 11, 2025 at 2:21 PM
My luck with Mega Rising in #PTCGP has been so off the walls. I pulled FOUR immersive mega Altaria EXs before I managed to pull a single Combusken 😐
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explaining Pokémon VGC meta to my coworkers
December 10, 2025 at 4:26 AM
explaining Pokémon VGC meta to my coworkers
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CINEMATIC PARALLELS
Andor / Gummy Sharks
Andor / Gummy Sharks
December 8, 2025 at 9:31 PM
CINEMATIC PARALLELS
Andor / Gummy Sharks
Andor / Gummy Sharks
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My charizard pokesona~
December 8, 2025 at 3:45 AM
My charizard pokesona~