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G Bird
@gwenloubser.bsky.social
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I write screenplays. I love all things horror. I do primitive horsebow archer poorly.
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What I’m I wearing to the Bluesky Christmas party.
A still from the movie Eagle vs Shark. A man in an eagle costume sits next to a woman in a shark costume.
December 14, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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Two shots from Star Wars. In the first, Luke stands beside C3PO and asks, "You fought in the meme wars?" The second shot if of Obi-Wan Kenobi. He replies, "I was a shit-poster once, yes..."
December 14, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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He man in Hunter S. THompson attire in a car next to Skeletor. Six red bats fly towards them from behind. The text reads, "We were on the edge of eternia when the power of greyskull began to take hold."
December 11, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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A black hole surrounded by swirling, violet celestian gas. Text reads: Thank you for contacting the abyss. Your scream is very important to us.
December 10, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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Finally. It's my time to shine!
A pile of eight notebooks on a desk.
December 10, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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It's an illustration of a bald person in profile. There's an eel twisting so it's folded in half apparently in this person's head. The text reads, "I have mental eelness."
December 9, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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This is the AI google result for "is marlon Brando in heat". It reads, "No, Marlon Brando is not "in heat". Marlon Brando was a highly respected and influential actor who passed away in 2004 from respiratory failure and other health complications. The term "in heat" typically refers to the reproductive cycle of a female animal, and is not applicable to a deceased person.
December 8, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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This is where online Pluribus discussion is at the moment. That Gilligan fella can really get your mind working overtime.
A picture of a tube of toothpaste with elements circled, pointing to pictures: COLGATE has the "COL" circled, pointing to a picutre of the "Better Call Saul" title. Aslo the "GATE" circled and points to a shot of somebody behind a gate. "Cleaning Minerals" The cleaning goes to a shot of Walt and Jesse cleaning. The minerals points to a shot of Hank. "Max Protect White", the "white" connects to a picture of Walter White.
December 8, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn’t a selfie.
A reddit post titled "How do I style a spine in the living room". It has a picture of a living room with vaulted ceilings, a wall mounted tv above a fireplace and a spine attached to a pelvis in the corner referenced in the title.
December 7, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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A white, female goat gazes in love and admiration as, a mere two feet away, a Wormrot member shreds on his guitar or shreds his guitar. I don't know the proper usage of shreds. Sorry I'm uncool. The guitar shredder and most of the people in the background are in jeans and a black t-shirt with a white image/text. The shredder has a green jacket on. there are jackets and hoodies worn by the audience. This is presumably Singapore. I lived there for six years. You really do get that used to the heat.
November 17, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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A man (Mads Mikkelsen?) in a fuzzy white turtleneck sweater and a black coat and pants sits with his finges woven between each other. He looks into the camera with a frank expressions. His hair is dark with a shock of grey from the right side of his forehead. Text reads, "i am both dumber and smarter than you think. never estimate me"
November 16, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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When you get a note about something you didn't do intentionally, it's clearly your shadow leaking into your story, and you realize you have work to do on yourself when you're done working on the screenplay. #scriptsky
Little girl with a yellow bow in her hair and a blue button down shirt drawing with a red crayon and also crying. Her head rests on her free hand and her face is red with emotion.
November 1, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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Awesome! Thanks! Here's a middle finger.
Male hand flipping the bird against a white background
October 30, 2025 at 3:44 PM
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I watche Fat Man and Little Boy last night and experienced Broccoli not being Broccoli. I'm still recovering.
Still from Fat Man and Little Boy depicting Dwight Schultz, who also played Barcley "Broccoli" in Star Trech The Next Generation, playing Oppenheimer watching the detonation of the first atomic bomb. His protective goggles reflect a brightness greater than the sun's as he cowers behind a wall with an unilt cigarette between his fingers.
October 13, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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Unsolicited hick pic
Large, scruffy man in overalls and a flannel shirt with severe dental problems and a sideways baseball cap.
October 13, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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I get feelings again just looking at the poster.
Poster for the movie MAGGIE. Black and white picture of Arnold Shwarzenegger and Abigail Breslin (Little MIss Sunshine) from their chests up, torsos facing left, heads turned towards us. Shwarzenegger squints off to the right. He looks wary, concerned. Abigai looks sickly and stares at us with whitened irises. Stormy clouds fill the background. The top reads "SCHWARZENEGGAR BRESLIN" Below that is the word MAGGIE. There is a biohazard on hte upper right of the second G.
August 7, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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I passed this poster ion my street today.
A poster adhered to a wall with red packing tape(?). Looks like it's for a missing dog before closer inspection. A picture in the center features a small, white dog laying on a car seat, looking into the camera. An x is carved onto his forehead, probably as a later edit to the picture. An actual cigarette is glued to the poster where the dog's mouth is and juts out of the poster. The yellow/orange border has the following writing on it: "WANTED! for crimes against humanity!!!" "Kitty Sympathizer" "As seen on TV" "He might be Iranian. ~ PeeWee Herman" "This message is brought to you by the ADA." ""If seen, call the FUCKING COPS! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" "*Known in Reno as 'The Hammer'" "Tastiest Churro in San Diego. ~Guy Fierro" "I'd hit that. ~ P. Diddy" "IT EATS BABIES!!! - Newsweek" "We know what it did last summer. Siskel and Ebert"
June 24, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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Evidence of my greatness.
An archery target made of cardboard layers compressed and tied together. THe upper region is shaggy, almost wooly looking from all the arrows. In the center is a round, green target -- just the center from a larger, rectangular target. It has four concentric circles drawn in it. An arrow has struck the target in the second smallest circle, just above the bullseye. An archery target made of cardboard layers compressed and tied together. THe upper region is shaggy, almost wooly looking from all the arrows. In the center is a round, green target -- just the center from a larger, rectangular target. It has four concentric circles drawn in it. An arrow has struck the target in the second smallest circle, a little to the right of the bullseye.
June 20, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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Shot some arrows today
Archery block with 5 arrows in it. One of the arrows is in a playing card I was using as a target.
June 2, 2025 at 4:01 AM
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This squirrel went into my bag to get food at the archery range.

So we gave her a banana.
A squirrel looks into a blue purse. Both are on a picnic table. A squirrel is fully plunged into a blue purse. Both are on a picnic table. A squirrel looks into the distance beside a blue purse. Both are on a picnic table. A squirrel on the ground beneath a picnic table bites into a banana with the peel still on.
May 22, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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fictional character test to get to know me me :')
A picture of Will Graham from the show Hannibal. He's got short, dark hair in a sweater with a high collar. He's unshaven, scruffy. JOel Barish from Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind in the window seat of a train. He's in dark clothes and a dark green beanie. He's smiling in a sad, wistful way. He's got stubble. Tina Belcher from Bob's Burgers in a stylish light-blue t-shirt. Her large, thick-rimmed glasses are completely filled by the whites of her eyes and, nestled within that, the two black dots of her pupils . Her black hair is cut in a bob with a jaunty yellow barette on one side. Her mouth is a parellel line, hiding her emotions from you because that's private and none of your business. Eliot Alderson from Mr. Robot. in a black hoodie pulled over his head, partially obscuring his face. He's got a black backsack over his shoulders and he's eyeing us suspiciously. He's right to. We're up to no good.
May 19, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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I tried again, being more clear.
Same as before, but this time, the comment reads, "It is incorrect to refer to a chimpanzee as a monkey. They are not considered monkeys. They are classified as apes."
May 19, 2025 at 3:23 AM
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I saw this video on tiktok of a chimpanzee running to the arms of two people. The caption read, "This monkey was depressed at the zoo..."

Heads up, knowing the difference between a monkey and an ape is a violation of tiktok's community guidelines.
It reads: Comment Details. "That's not a monkey. It's an ape. Violation reasons. Community Guidelines Your comment is against our community guidelines.
May 19, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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Smörgåstårta, the sandwich cake, may be what you're looking for.
Four layers of sandwich stacked on top of each other, "frosted" with what looks like cream cheese and decorated with slices of cucumber, radish, herbs, lemon and roe.
May 11, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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March 15, 2025 at 6:59 AM