gwendolyn 🌸
@gwonthewan.bsky.social
the friend thats too woke and ruins gatherings. dont be terrible and i wont make you uncomfortable.
i just saw a video of an old lady hitting the penjamin... my future is green....
August 10, 2025 at 11:09 PM
i just saw a video of an old lady hitting the penjamin... my future is green....
wishing my opps tremendous success so they move far far away
July 29, 2025 at 5:33 PM
wishing my opps tremendous success so they move far far away
in case anyones had a bad day: i just accidentally sent a NSFW message to my dad that was intended for my boyfriend. now if youll excuse me, im going to go to the store for milk and never come back, i have a father to abandon.
July 23, 2025 at 7:26 PM
in case anyones had a bad day: i just accidentally sent a NSFW message to my dad that was intended for my boyfriend. now if youll excuse me, im going to go to the store for milk and never come back, i have a father to abandon.
didnt know until my great grandpa died that his real name wasnt victor. it was virgil.
July 21, 2025 at 2:09 PM
didnt know until my great grandpa died that his real name wasnt victor. it was virgil.
gave my boyfriend a hickey and his boss told him its against corporate standards. literally 1984.
July 18, 2025 at 2:45 AM
gave my boyfriend a hickey and his boss told him its against corporate standards. literally 1984.
working in a clothing store is so weird bc sometimes it feels like im shopping when im picking the orders and other times it feels like im in hell with the ugliest clothes imaginable.
July 17, 2025 at 3:02 PM
working in a clothing store is so weird bc sometimes it feels like im shopping when im picking the orders and other times it feels like im in hell with the ugliest clothes imaginable.
told my dad i had a headache and he asked me if i was pregnant 😭😭😭
July 13, 2025 at 2:43 PM
told my dad i had a headache and he asked me if i was pregnant 😭😭😭
surviving this temu ass bush administration by not shaving MY bush💯💯💯💯💯
July 13, 2025 at 2:32 AM
surviving this temu ass bush administration by not shaving MY bush💯💯💯💯💯
my boyfriend just looked at me and said "if a US president is looking for a job, what website will he go on?" so i said "idk probably linkedin" and he looked me in my eyes and said "abraham linkedin.com"
June 28, 2025 at 7:01 PM
my boyfriend just looked at me and said "if a US president is looking for a job, what website will he go on?" so i said "idk probably linkedin" and he looked me in my eyes and said "abraham linkedin.com"
Knowing my cat (Navajo) was named in a litter of cats with Native American themes makes me wonder if theres other people out there with a cat named Cherokee or Sioux. Whose decision was that to name a litter of orange cats after Native American's? We kept it tho bc he was 7m old when we got him.
June 23, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Knowing my cat (Navajo) was named in a litter of cats with Native American themes makes me wonder if theres other people out there with a cat named Cherokee or Sioux. Whose decision was that to name a litter of orange cats after Native American's? We kept it tho bc he was 7m old when we got him.
my dad bought my stepmom plain potato chips and she told him "no flavored chips?? im BLACK" and she's honestly real asf for that
June 22, 2025 at 6:41 PM
my dad bought my stepmom plain potato chips and she told him "no flavored chips?? im BLACK" and she's honestly real asf for that
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why do yall care abt sydney sweeney selling soap to freaks😭😭 care about the people dying in gaza or the fact our neighbors are being kidnapped?!?!!? america focus on a real issue challenge (impossible!!)
June 12, 2025 at 11:58 PM
why do yall care abt sydney sweeney selling soap to freaks😭😭 care about the people dying in gaza or the fact our neighbors are being kidnapped?!?!!? america focus on a real issue challenge (impossible!!)
i didnt know uma thurman was real until freshman year of college...... i thought she was made up
June 11, 2025 at 3:54 PM
i didnt know uma thurman was real until freshman year of college...... i thought she was made up
just got clapped by john fucking wick in fortnite
June 10, 2025 at 8:13 PM
just got clapped by john fucking wick in fortnite
when i die they should dissect my brain to figure out why im so hot and sexy and funny
May 16, 2025 at 1:22 PM
when i die they should dissect my brain to figure out why im so hot and sexy and funny
the met gala is nothing except rich people flexing their wealth and its fucking dystopian and weird
May 6, 2025 at 12:09 AM
the met gala is nothing except rich people flexing their wealth and its fucking dystopian and weird
here are my thoughts on AI you didnt ask for, but my university did.
May 6, 2025 at 12:07 AM
here are my thoughts on AI you didnt ask for, but my university did.
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“I asked ChatGPT” well I asked the three Fates and the one with the scissors got very agitated when I told her you were using your one precious life thread talking to that cursed thing
May 2, 2025 at 3:19 PM
“I asked ChatGPT” well I asked the three Fates and the one with the scissors got very agitated when I told her you were using your one precious life thread talking to that cursed thing
thank god im not on my period during university hell week
May 5, 2025 at 3:07 PM
thank god im not on my period during university hell week
i hate when i ask people to to describe something and they give me a kroger brand ass answer
April 29, 2025 at 1:50 AM
i hate when i ask people to to describe something and they give me a kroger brand ass answer
i cant trust thoughts during my luteal phase or past 9pm
April 23, 2025 at 2:06 AM
i cant trust thoughts during my luteal phase or past 9pm