No one told grandpa about the lesbians, I guess.

Splitting it into two movies was SUCH a choice. No one had any reason to hold out hope for the second movie being great no matter how well the first one did because, it famously has a weak second act. I mean...they tried...?

She just wanted to have something in common with her male colleagues. 😔

People made fun of it because it was goofy and pretentious.

The best present of all: herself!

Your prime rib roast is second cut instead of first cut

Sent my husband out for beer and he came back with this.

She’s so stunning. I wonder what it’s like to live with such striking features and the ability to make muted tan look great.

The greatest hits from the NFT/metaverse era, just in a slightly different key. “Oh, you think my test case for NFTs is useless? Well, why don’t YOU come up with something?”

This was visit two out of the four that it eventually took to find somewhere staffed with a human being.

I walked into a tax preparer’s office and found it completely deserted with the lights off. Door unlocked. Deserted. No notion of when or if someone was coming back. It’s a never-ending adventure!

Do the hours on the building say this place is open? Sure does! Is it? Nope! Is it gone for good or just closed for lunch? Who’s to say?

That’s my job, currently. Not my whole job, but I did recently search for every single citation on a paper that had more than 100 refs. All legit, though I think the AI slop will be slow to come to our niche.

You know what, make that “memorial” thing stick and it can stay.