haematophage
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pretty much exactly like if a writer needed to grow up and get real job and became a paramedic instead of doing either
ran the maths on reading a hundred books a year paying full price for ebooks while i’m on a stipend rather than an income and i guess i’m getting kobo plus
January 11, 2026 at 4:22 AM
ran the maths on reading a hundred books a year paying full price for ebooks while i’m on a stipend rather than an income and i guess i’m getting kobo plus
finally got my great serpent ring tattoo this weekend. thought i would graduate in yellow or blue for my postgrad but wasn’t proud enough of it, so no ajah stole yet.
January 8, 2026 at 2:04 AM
finally got my great serpent ring tattoo this weekend. thought i would graduate in yellow or blue for my postgrad but wasn’t proud enough of it, so no ajah stole yet.
ideal economy to hear my leave without pay is in fact not approved and i have to resign from the job i keened and gnashed and bled and wept over if i want to take the incredible opportunity for personal and professional growth
January 8, 2026 at 1:56 AM
ideal economy to hear my leave without pay is in fact not approved and i have to resign from the job i keened and gnashed and bled and wept over if i want to take the incredible opportunity for personal and professional growth
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forget the long arc of history bending towards justice, I need the rube goldberg machine of inexorable consequence to endgame the kind of profoundly ironic yet blackly hilarious karmic downfall that would’ve had ancient greek theatergoers hollering at the chorus
January 3, 2026 at 12:28 PM
forget the long arc of history bending towards justice, I need the rube goldberg machine of inexorable consequence to endgame the kind of profoundly ironic yet blackly hilarious karmic downfall that would’ve had ancient greek theatergoers hollering at the chorus
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great news, everyone! turning a 5 into a 6 because you forgot the year is one of the easiest ones to fudge! turning a 6 into a 7 won't be so simple
January 1, 2026 at 5:08 AM
great news, everyone! turning a 5 into a 6 because you forgot the year is one of the easiest ones to fudge! turning a 6 into a 7 won't be so simple
maybe i should get a dog
January 1, 2026 at 2:17 AM
maybe i should get a dog
probably pretty sad that i’m going in to work unpaid tonight but my original plans were cancelled and drinking alone at home is much more sad i think
December 30, 2025 at 8:59 PM
probably pretty sad that i’m going in to work unpaid tonight but my original plans were cancelled and drinking alone at home is much more sad i think
this sabbatical had better be so life changing i start feeling a training montage come on
December 28, 2025 at 5:59 AM
this sabbatical had better be so life changing i start feeling a training montage come on
completely unrelated my face still hurts eight days after surgery which is either normal or a sign i have dry socket and am just a tank for managing the discomfort who’s to say
December 22, 2025 at 6:33 AM
completely unrelated my face still hurts eight days after surgery which is either normal or a sign i have dry socket and am just a tank for managing the discomfort who’s to say
i hate this but i used to cringe when people called my ex my husband but now small children tell me i should marry my boyfriend and i go kid you’re on to something
December 22, 2025 at 6:31 AM
i hate this but i used to cringe when people called my ex my husband but now small children tell me i should marry my boyfriend and i go kid you’re on to something
contract confirmed, i’m volunteering in [redacted] for a year next year
December 9, 2025 at 6:21 AM
contract confirmed, i’m volunteering in [redacted] for a year next year
i’m so overwhelmed i’m having spirit-of-the-stairwell shower-thoughts mental conversations with nobody specific trying to justify why things are falling through the cracks. summarised it’s just begging for a pat on the back & validation that it truly is as hard as it feels & i’m not just useless.
November 22, 2025 at 11:11 PM
i’m so overwhelmed i’m having spirit-of-the-stairwell shower-thoughts mental conversations with nobody specific trying to justify why things are falling through the cracks. summarised it’s just begging for a pat on the back & validation that it truly is as hard as it feels & i’m not just useless.
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Looks like LLMs are *very* vulnerable to attack via poetic allusion: "curated poetic prompts yielded high attack-success rates (ASR), with some providers exceeding 90% ..."
https://arxiv.org/html/2511.15304v1
https://arxiv.org/html/2511.15304v1
November 20, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Looks like LLMs are *very* vulnerable to attack via poetic allusion: "curated poetic prompts yielded high attack-success rates (ASR), with some providers exceeding 90% ..."
https://arxiv.org/html/2511.15304v1
https://arxiv.org/html/2511.15304v1
need a litany against post-nights negative thoughts. those badboys are crowding in from the dark like they’re making up for missed nightmares and i know they’re not real but christ they’re persistent
November 12, 2025 at 8:32 AM
need a litany against post-nights negative thoughts. those badboys are crowding in from the dark like they’re making up for missed nightmares and i know they’re not real but christ they’re persistent
started some sunflower seeds with sow-by dates a few months to a few years distant and they’re starting to germinate anyway so there’s a metaphor in there for those with eyes to see
November 6, 2025 at 3:07 AM
started some sunflower seeds with sow-by dates a few months to a few years distant and they’re starting to germinate anyway so there’s a metaphor in there for those with eyes to see
had a person i otherwise love and appreciate not notice that it was time to stop the ribbing about how i think too much and it tires them out like no shit girl imagine how tired i am it’s full noise full time up there you’re not even in the tertiary blast injury zone
November 6, 2025 at 1:24 AM
had a person i otherwise love and appreciate not notice that it was time to stop the ribbing about how i think too much and it tires them out like no shit girl imagine how tired i am it’s full noise full time up there you’re not even in the tertiary blast injury zone
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Ishmael you're not nekkid in bed with a blanket and a cannibal, are you
October 27, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Ishmael you're not nekkid in bed with a blanket and a cannibal, are you
spent the weekend digging around for my vaccination records to prove to public health that i’m up to date w measles because history has folded itself up into the future and got its preventable diseases all over everything (my workplace)
October 26, 2025 at 10:07 AM
spent the weekend digging around for my vaccination records to prove to public health that i’m up to date w measles because history has folded itself up into the future and got its preventable diseases all over everything (my workplace)
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all the anxiety human evolution developed to help me spot bears now kicks in when i have to answer emails
October 19, 2025 at 3:42 AM
all the anxiety human evolution developed to help me spot bears now kicks in when i have to answer emails
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You can't logic your way out of being burnt out. Unless you're me. Who should be able to do it and it's a personal failing that I can't
October 13, 2025 at 9:39 PM
You can't logic your way out of being burnt out. Unless you're me. Who should be able to do it and it's a personal failing that I can't
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Seen an ambulance pulling up to the hospital..i hope the doctors are ok
October 13, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Seen an ambulance pulling up to the hospital..i hope the doctors are ok
worked a little of the tism out today individually holding loose silverware at the thrift to identify Good Forks
October 11, 2025 at 11:39 PM
worked a little of the tism out today individually holding loose silverware at the thrift to identify Good Forks
still waiting for a lot of other people to make major decisions to dictate the course of my life for the next year or two can i have the handlebars back for a sec
October 9, 2025 at 1:36 AM
still waiting for a lot of other people to make major decisions to dictate the course of my life for the next year or two can i have the handlebars back for a sec
an ugly green envy goblin has my reins right now but at least the misery is drying up
October 9, 2025 at 1:35 AM
an ugly green envy goblin has my reins right now but at least the misery is drying up
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