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Ray Hagen
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South of the River dad and suffering Minnesota sports fan.
Leg day is a b^#%h.
December 19, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Jalen Brunson would make a helluva soccer player. He dives with the best of them
November 13, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Professionally, the number colleagues in exhibiting alarming signs of psychological distress. Extreme forgetfulness, irritability, and helplessness.

I doubt it is a coincidence that current events are greatly contributing to this dynamic.
November 6, 2025 at 4:08 PM
If the Twins want to contend again, the blueprint looks easy to follow. Draft the sons of former major leaguers. Torrii Hunter has like 6 of them, draft or trade for them all.
November 1, 2025 at 2:01 AM
I have half a dozen sales people reach to me on a daily basis. I am not stretching to say that only one out of ten is effective even in the most basic sense. It’s frustrating and makes me think about changing tracks to see if I really do know better.
October 15, 2025 at 8:23 PM
First TC 10 Mile in the books. I’m slow ~ just under 11:00/split. It was a nice race, the final four miles down summit to the capital are pretty sweet.
October 5, 2025 at 10:42 PM
What a shame that Bielema is getting his rear end kicked on national television. What a shame.
September 21, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Perfectly on-brand that Indiana-Illinois tilt is preempted by Notre Dame.
September 20, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Dabo, Fickell or Gundy. Who gets the buyout first?
September 20, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Me after mustard frying smash burgers for the first time.
a man in a green jacket is sitting in a living room with his hand on his knee and says wow okay okay .
ALT: a man in a green jacket is sitting in a living room with his hand on his knee and says wow okay okay .
media.tenor.com
September 1, 2025 at 12:12 AM
The hip flexors are an unforgiving muscle group.
July 6, 2025 at 8:04 PM
The young core is talented, as as any in the league. Yet they need a quantum leap in basketball IQ to get out of the west.
[Pants-wetting mode engaged] This is a problem. Rob Dillingham isn’t gonna get you over the top & Wolves losing at least 1 key guy. But if Connelly re-ups, there’s hope. Getting this close makes you yearn for more than a top-8 club but after decades of failure it’s still pretty cool. #MinnesotaCope
The Timberwolves just don't have the horses to get out of the Western conference. I have no idea what they can do in the off season to get some more talent
May 23, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Clean up on aisle 5. #michaelscarnquotes
May 17, 2025 at 3:54 PM
lol
May 6, 2025 at 11:42 PM
I travel to California frequently and it still floors me that the flight time from MSP to SFO or SJC is 15-25 minutes longer than to SNA or LAX.
May 1, 2025 at 1:51 PM
The comment stands.
It would be something if Atlanta drafted Shadeur.
April 25, 2025 at 3:00 AM
It would be something if Atlanta drafted Shadeur.
April 25, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Finally!! Had FOMO that I was not receiving EZ Pass scam texts, but finally received one today
March 28, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Doing a double-take each time Brad Nessler says “Blackwell” on the Wisc-BYU broadcast. #gtchangover
March 23, 2025 at 12:41 AM
The Minnesota Twins are approaching their local television distribution with the same aggressiveness as they put into free agency.
March 21, 2025 at 12:25 PM
All wheel drive has taken all the fun out of driving in the snow. 🍩
March 5, 2025 at 3:00 AM
The one thing I don’t like about starting a new streamer is that they end.
February 24, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Finished Shrinking season 2. It’s a bit dusty up in here.
February 15, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Not in the intended demographic for the halftime show.
February 10, 2025 at 1:43 AM