Lauren
@haikustorm.bsky.social
Writer/producer, brainstormer, Cassandra. She/her. 🔫 safety, 🏳️🌈 rights, vote 🗳️ blue, 🥊 Nazis.
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Colombian President Petro commenting on the US;
“A clan of pedophiles wants to destroy our democracy. To keep Epstein's list from coming out, they send warships to kill fishermen & threaten our neighbor with invasion for their oil."
“A clan of pedophiles wants to destroy our democracy. To keep Epstein's list from coming out, they send warships to kill fishermen & threaten our neighbor with invasion for their oil."
January 4, 2026 at 3:40 AM
Colombian President Petro commenting on the US;
“A clan of pedophiles wants to destroy our democracy. To keep Epstein's list from coming out, they send warships to kill fishermen & threaten our neighbor with invasion for their oil."
“A clan of pedophiles wants to destroy our democracy. To keep Epstein's list from coming out, they send warships to kill fishermen & threaten our neighbor with invasion for their oil."
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January 4, 2026 at 6:49 AM
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Michael Gibson (Thiel Fellowship and 1517 Fund) just posted: “Someone should pitch Rubio on a charter city in Venezuela and Cuba.” As if he only just thought of this now. 1/ x.com/william_blak...
January 4, 2026 at 2:52 AM
Michael Gibson (Thiel Fellowship and 1517 Fund) just posted: “Someone should pitch Rubio on a charter city in Venezuela and Cuba.” As if he only just thought of this now. 1/ x.com/william_blak...
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He’s bombing Venezuela without congressional approval but at least he knows what a camel looks like.
January 3, 2026 at 7:11 AM
He’s bombing Venezuela without congressional approval but at least he knows what a camel looks like.
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Bragging that you just passed your 3rd dementia test
is a great way of telling us
they've made you take 3 dementia tests
is a great way of telling us
they've made you take 3 dementia tests
January 2, 2026 at 9:12 PM
Bragging that you just passed your 3rd dementia test
is a great way of telling us
they've made you take 3 dementia tests
is a great way of telling us
they've made you take 3 dementia tests
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Trump is building his own army: "U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement officials are planning to spend $100 million to recruit gun-rights supporters and military enthusiasts through online influencers and a geo-targeted advertising campaign." www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2...
ICE plans $100 million ‘wartime recruitment’ push targeting gun shows, military fans for hires
An internal ICE document shared among immigration officials details plans to use influencers and geo-targeted ads to rapidly hire thousands of deportation officers.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 31, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Trump is building his own army: "U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement officials are planning to spend $100 million to recruit gun-rights supporters and military enthusiasts through online influencers and a geo-targeted advertising campaign." www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2...
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One Year! Total Brutality!
December 28, 2025 at 1:50 AM
One Year! Total Brutality!
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Canadian COVID Forecast: Dec 20, 2025 - Jan 2, 2026
SEVERE: none
VERY HIGH: AB, MB, NB, North, QC, SK
HIGH: CAN, BC, NL, NS, ON, PEI
MODERATE: none
About 1 in 55 people in Canada are CURRENTLY infected.
SEVERE: none
VERY HIGH: AB, MB, NB, North, QC, SK
HIGH: CAN, BC, NL, NS, ON, PEI
MODERATE: none
About 1 in 55 people in Canada are CURRENTLY infected.
December 22, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Canadian COVID Forecast: Dec 20, 2025 - Jan 2, 2026
SEVERE: none
VERY HIGH: AB, MB, NB, North, QC, SK
HIGH: CAN, BC, NL, NS, ON, PEI
MODERATE: none
About 1 in 55 people in Canada are CURRENTLY infected.
SEVERE: none
VERY HIGH: AB, MB, NB, North, QC, SK
HIGH: CAN, BC, NL, NS, ON, PEI
MODERATE: none
About 1 in 55 people in Canada are CURRENTLY infected.
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!! Here’s a link to full video of the 60 Minutes segment that Bari Weiss killed last minute, via @jasonparis.bsky.social:
is.gd/paU8Ko
(It was uploaded to the Global TV app in Canada, seemingly by accident, and has now been taken down)
is.gd/paU8Ko
(It was uploaded to the Global TV app in Canada, seemingly by accident, and has now been taken down)
December 22, 2025 at 10:39 PM
!! Here’s a link to full video of the 60 Minutes segment that Bari Weiss killed last minute, via @jasonparis.bsky.social:
is.gd/paU8Ko
(It was uploaded to the Global TV app in Canada, seemingly by accident, and has now been taken down)
is.gd/paU8Ko
(It was uploaded to the Global TV app in Canada, seemingly by accident, and has now been taken down)
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LOL THE SEARCH FUNCTION WORKS GREAT!
December 19, 2025 at 9:18 PM
LOL THE SEARCH FUNCTION WORKS GREAT!
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ICE whistles work.
The horns and whistles work
What it's like to watch community activists stand up to a Border Patrol raid.
www.motherjones.com
December 19, 2025 at 5:09 PM
ICE whistles work.
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“It was not unanimous. I was muted and not allowed to speak.” 🤔
December 18, 2025 at 10:51 PM
“It was not unanimous. I was muted and not allowed to speak.” 🤔
The hair, the ice queen reputation, the weird maternal meanness…
December 18, 2025 at 10:09 PM
The hair, the ice queen reputation, the weird maternal meanness…
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You roll into Ohare one week before Christmas and cause chaos in the rideshare lot for only one reason and it's not to keep people safe.
Border patrol under command of Greg Bovino running a checkpoint at the exit to the Uber lot at O’Hare airport in Chicago, asking drivers for proof of valid residency in this country
December 17, 2025 at 10:09 PM
You roll into Ohare one week before Christmas and cause chaos in the rideshare lot for only one reason and it's not to keep people safe.
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A large study had shown that "COVID-19 infection was associated with significantly increased risk of developing HTN, HLD, & MASLD, highlighting important long-term metabolic consequences in a young, healthy population":
Via @davidjoffe64.bsky.social
www.mdpi.com/2218-1989/15...
A large study had shown that "COVID-19 infection was associated with significantly increased risk of developing HTN, HLD, & MASLD, highlighting important long-term metabolic consequences in a young, healthy population":
Via @davidjoffe64.bsky.social
www.mdpi.com/2218-1989/15...
www.mdpi.com
December 15, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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A large study had shown that "COVID-19 infection was associated with significantly increased risk of developing HTN, HLD, & MASLD, highlighting important long-term metabolic consequences in a young, healthy population":
Via @davidjoffe64.bsky.social
www.mdpi.com/2218-1989/15...
A large study had shown that "COVID-19 infection was associated with significantly increased risk of developing HTN, HLD, & MASLD, highlighting important long-term metabolic consequences in a young, healthy population":
Via @davidjoffe64.bsky.social
www.mdpi.com/2218-1989/15...
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We staffed the entire FBI with guys who only make memes and podcasts, hope that doesn't affect our ability to respond to major crimes
December 15, 2025 at 5:52 AM
We staffed the entire FBI with guys who only make memes and podcasts, hope that doesn't affect our ability to respond to major crimes
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Wondering about these crazy drug trafficker pardons? Wonder no more. This is Alice Marie Johnson, Trump's Pardon Czar. She is a convicted Cocaine trafficker that was pardoned by Trump in 2020. Make sense now?
December 13, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Wondering about these crazy drug trafficker pardons? Wonder no more. This is Alice Marie Johnson, Trump's Pardon Czar. She is a convicted Cocaine trafficker that was pardoned by Trump in 2020. Make sense now?
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Shorter: We’re a shithole country.
Trump has made America a place people fear, a place people don’t like, don’t trust, don’t want to do business with, and don’t want to visit. He’s made America a place people laugh at, a place that’s cruel & bigoted. America, under Trump, is no longer a destination. It’s a place to be avoided.
December 12, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Shorter: We’re a shithole country.
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We discovered a Goodreads page linked to the email address of a top Pentagon official featuring pornographic books about “Asian wife sharing.”
The story gets wilder from there.
The story gets wilder from there.
I asked the Pentagon about Pete Hegseth's mentor. Then the threats started.
Journalism in the second Trump administration gets personal.
www.motherjones.com
December 12, 2025 at 6:16 PM
We discovered a Goodreads page linked to the email address of a top Pentagon official featuring pornographic books about “Asian wife sharing.”
The story gets wilder from there.
The story gets wilder from there.
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Let’s be clear. ALL of the boat bombings are murder, plain and simple.
Fentanyl comes from CHINA.
Cocaine comes from COLOMBIA and HONDURAS.
Venezuela exports drugs through Suriname to EUROPE.
So why is Trump murdering these people?
It’s not for oil; old infrastructure not capable of extraction.
Fentanyl comes from CHINA.
Cocaine comes from COLOMBIA and HONDURAS.
Venezuela exports drugs through Suriname to EUROPE.
So why is Trump murdering these people?
It’s not for oil; old infrastructure not capable of extraction.
December 9, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Let’s be clear. ALL of the boat bombings are murder, plain and simple.
Fentanyl comes from CHINA.
Cocaine comes from COLOMBIA and HONDURAS.
Venezuela exports drugs through Suriname to EUROPE.
So why is Trump murdering these people?
It’s not for oil; old infrastructure not capable of extraction.
Fentanyl comes from CHINA.
Cocaine comes from COLOMBIA and HONDURAS.
Venezuela exports drugs through Suriname to EUROPE.
So why is Trump murdering these people?
It’s not for oil; old infrastructure not capable of extraction.