The beatings will continue until the eggnog latte returns

Manifesting… Literalness 🧘🏼‍♂️

I’ll use it to buy beachfront property in Miami. Win/win?

Tariff revenues paid to Alabama National Guard troops to buy Loewe accessories. 🦅 🇺🇸

I’m with a startup, and we’re a few days (allegedly) from finally closing our funding round. The things that bring me happiness through the anxiety of waiting are thinking about helping people out and traveling once the money comes in, but also, especially, leaving LinkedIn. I may throw a party.

Dr Pluribus, I presume

I was just commenting to a friend that the “us” in Pluribus was just a planet full of Chick-fil-A cashiers, and now its Target employees as well.

Also looks like a pretty solid wedding announcement to me.

Anybody want to win Powerball and be petty with me?

Only one way to find out. Well, two ways if you want me to wear a wire.

Me, to my family, once the 23 & Me came back that I was something like 80% English.

Imagine being named after the sound Bill the Cat makes before horking up a hairball and expecting anyone to take you seriously. For further analysis let’s turn to billionaire hedge fund manager Kevin Phbbbfftttman

Grimace! No! That is a CHILD.

Nine Inch Nails… didn’t that John Cash guy sing a song by them?

Evergreen

Surprised she still has the comments on. I assume someone is back there deleting as fast as possible.

Waaaay too blue in dark mode.