HaiYaDa
@haiyada1.bsky.social
"sure i let my dog drive, but she's never ever off leash." - GL
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after a while the seed started to grow more and more leaves and in a few months it turned into a beautiful healthy plant.
so we took the plant, dried it, smoked it and got so high that we forgot to wear a condom."
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so we took the plant, dried it, smoked it and got so high that we forgot to wear a condom."
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November 30, 2025 at 1:00 AM
after a while the seed started to grow more and more leaves and in a few months it turned into a beautiful healthy plant.
so we took the plant, dried it, smoked it and got so high that we forgot to wear a condom."
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so we took the plant, dried it, smoked it and got so high that we forgot to wear a condom."
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Delusionist on an Illusionist?
November 30, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Delusionist on an Illusionist?
homemade pizza is the bomb. i haven't made one in ages. you've inspired me.
November 29, 2025 at 9:27 AM
homemade pizza is the bomb. i haven't made one in ages. you've inspired me.
i have, and i 100% agree with you.
November 29, 2025 at 5:30 AM
i have, and i 100% agree with you.
this is the only thing AI should be used for 😂
November 29, 2025 at 1:36 AM
this is the only thing AI should be used for 😂
"that's not surprising," says one of the elders, "you've done nothing but complaints since you got here."
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November 29, 2025 at 1:32 AM
"that's not surprising," says one of the elders, "you've done nothing but complaints since you got here."
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seven more years pass and they bring him back and ask for his two words. he clears his throat and says, "bad food."
they nod and send him away.
seven more years pass and they bring him in for his two words.
"i quit" is what he says.
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they nod and send him away.
seven more years pass and they bring him in for his two words.
"i quit" is what he says.
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November 29, 2025 at 1:32 AM
seven more years pass and they bring him back and ask for his two words. he clears his throat and says, "bad food."
they nod and send him away.
seven more years pass and they bring him in for his two words.
"i quit" is what he says.
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they nod and send him away.
seven more years pass and they bring him in for his two words.
"i quit" is what he says.
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but the rabbit ignores him and asks again, "do you have any carrots?"
the priest grabs the rabbit and nails him to the wall.
the rabbit, very confused, looks around and sees a statue of Jesus next to him. "did you ask for carrots too?"
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the priest grabs the rabbit and nails him to the wall.
the rabbit, very confused, looks around and sees a statue of Jesus next to him. "did you ask for carrots too?"
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November 29, 2025 at 1:30 AM
but the rabbit ignores him and asks again, "do you have any carrots?"
the priest grabs the rabbit and nails him to the wall.
the rabbit, very confused, looks around and sees a statue of Jesus next to him. "did you ask for carrots too?"
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the priest grabs the rabbit and nails him to the wall.
the rabbit, very confused, looks around and sees a statue of Jesus next to him. "did you ask for carrots too?"
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bit angry, "we don't have any carrots here. i told you that yesterday."
the third day the rabbit goes into the church yet again, but before he can speak the priest says, "ask for carrots again and i'll nail you to the wall."
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the third day the rabbit goes into the church yet again, but before he can speak the priest says, "ask for carrots again and i'll nail you to the wall."
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November 29, 2025 at 1:30 AM
bit angry, "we don't have any carrots here. i told you that yesterday."
the third day the rabbit goes into the church yet again, but before he can speak the priest says, "ask for carrots again and i'll nail you to the wall."
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the third day the rabbit goes into the church yet again, but before he can speak the priest says, "ask for carrots again and i'll nail you to the wall."
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