Sunrise, parabellum
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Jamie | 27 | she/them | men will literally build a Kubernetes cluster instead of going to therapy... I'm men.
this Christmas I'm babysitting this little guy
December 25, 2025 at 11:52 AM
this Christmas I'm babysitting this little guy
am i a cringe linkedin micro celebrity now
December 16, 2025 at 5:18 PM
am i a cringe linkedin micro celebrity now
neighbours are smoking weed and my room now smells accordingly. ok
December 6, 2025 at 9:19 PM
neighbours are smoking weed and my room now smells accordingly. ok
my company paid for my LFCS
December 4, 2025 at 6:06 PM
my company paid for my LFCS
i'm not immune to the propaganda
November 29, 2025 at 9:19 AM
i'm not immune to the propaganda
I'm going back to physical media
November 28, 2025 at 11:30 AM
I'm going back to physical media
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[DM who has only played Baldur's Gate 3 running session zero of their first tabletop campaign] ok what vulva style are you thinking of taking
November 14, 2025 at 12:12 PM
[DM who has only played Baldur's Gate 3 running session zero of their first tabletop campaign] ok what vulva style are you thinking of taking
today my team lead hit me with a Penguins of Madagascar gif that reads 'you are a meaningful and valued member of this team' because I challenged a team policy that has become outdated due to internal changes.. 🤔🫡
November 14, 2025 at 6:49 PM
today my team lead hit me with a Penguins of Madagascar gif that reads 'you are a meaningful and valued member of this team' because I challenged a team policy that has become outdated due to internal changes.. 🤔🫡
the logistics lady dropped a bomb shell today by forming a trio to sing a song together at the company Christmas party. and I'm in it. and she already informed the CTO. HAS ANYONE INFORMED ME??
November 11, 2025 at 5:20 PM
the logistics lady dropped a bomb shell today by forming a trio to sing a song together at the company Christmas party. and I'm in it. and she already informed the CTO. HAS ANYONE INFORMED ME??
what's the point of placing a rental ad with only one photo of the exterior of the house 😭😭 this shit is killing me
November 9, 2025 at 12:48 PM
what's the point of placing a rental ad with only one photo of the exterior of the house 😭😭 this shit is killing me
guess who just won a nintendo switch off an auction
zelda here i come
zelda here i come
November 2, 2025 at 4:18 PM
guess who just won a nintendo switch off an auction
zelda here i come
zelda here i come
i'm so fucking annoyed, just let me sign the contract, i need to know my salary
October 31, 2025 at 9:26 PM
i'm so fucking annoyed, just let me sign the contract, i need to know my salary
streamer starter pack
October 27, 2025 at 9:47 PM
streamer starter pack
бажаю шоб беседка обісралася рідким проносом за ідею вхерачити цьому сліпому гондону нереально правдоподібну сирену повітряної тривоги (??) як озвучку міні босc файта
October 26, 2025 at 6:57 PM
бажаю шоб беседка обісралася рідким проносом за ідею вхерачити цьому сліпому гондону нереально правдоподібну сирену повітряної тривоги (??) як озвучку міні босc файта
how do you react to a colleague sending you heart emojis
September 30, 2025 at 5:36 PM
how do you react to a colleague sending you heart emojis
become autistic about mechanical keyboards and wired earbuds once i have good money.. what a concept
September 27, 2025 at 6:30 PM
become autistic about mechanical keyboards and wired earbuds once i have good money.. what a concept
a bit of easy reading chat 🤓
September 25, 2025 at 6:21 AM
a bit of easy reading chat 🤓
screaming from the top of my lungs
September 24, 2025 at 6:54 PM
screaming from the top of my lungs
I'm joining the cult
September 23, 2025 at 8:54 AM
I'm joining the cult
watching the greatest movie of all times on Sunday \o/
September 19, 2025 at 8:38 PM
watching the greatest movie of all times on Sunday \o/
bruh why am i flying to Bulgaria via Germany
September 13, 2025 at 7:44 PM
bruh why am i flying to Bulgaria via Germany
i hate explaining what i do for work to non-technical people
September 13, 2025 at 7:47 AM
i hate explaining what i do for work to non-technical people
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Down by the River💚Halsin
September 11, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Down by the River💚Halsin
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Let's rock with our cock.
September 10, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Let's rock with our cock.