haleigh smith
@haleigh012501.bsky.social
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I will NOT allow human-octopus marriage.
Sorry, that's a line I am not willing to cross.
Discuss.
Sorry, that's a line I am not willing to cross.
Discuss.
December 3, 2025 at 4:08 AM
I will NOT allow human-octopus marriage.
Sorry, that's a line I am not willing to cross.
Discuss.
Sorry, that's a line I am not willing to cross.
Discuss.
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1h39 minutes of my life i will never get back @enderdragon
minecraft is hard
i will be back
to beat it
and by it i mean minecraft
minecraft is hard
i will be back
to beat it
and by it i mean minecraft
December 1, 2025 at 4:35 AM
1h39 minutes of my life i will never get back @enderdragon
minecraft is hard
i will be back
to beat it
and by it i mean minecraft
minecraft is hard
i will be back
to beat it
and by it i mean minecraft
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BUBATHON 2
DEC 18TH MARK YOUR CALENDARS
BE THEEERRRREEE 🐶
DEC 18TH MARK YOUR CALENDARS
BE THEEERRRREEE 🐶
November 26, 2025 at 5:41 AM
BUBATHON 2
DEC 18TH MARK YOUR CALENDARS
BE THEEERRRREEE 🐶
DEC 18TH MARK YOUR CALENDARS
BE THEEERRRREEE 🐶
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DO NOT LOOK AT MY INSIDES
only look at my outsides :(
only look at my outsides :(
November 17, 2025 at 4:06 AM
DO NOT LOOK AT MY INSIDES
only look at my outsides :(
only look at my outsides :(
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WE THE BEOPLE are taking back the em dash, the Oxford comma, and all punctuation.
YOU CAN'T HAVE IT @microsoft.com
YOU CAN'T HAVE IT @microsoft.com
November 10, 2025 at 2:54 AM
WE THE BEOPLE are taking back the em dash, the Oxford comma, and all punctuation.
YOU CAN'T HAVE IT @microsoft.com
YOU CAN'T HAVE IT @microsoft.com
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MENTAL EALTH MATTERS
you matter ❤️🔥
take care of yourself and your brain!
you matter ❤️🔥
take care of yourself and your brain!
November 7, 2025 at 4:06 AM
MENTAL EALTH MATTERS
you matter ❤️🔥
take care of yourself and your brain!
you matter ❤️🔥
take care of yourself and your brain!
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putting a fake cast on my arm so I don't get judged for using a fork at the Chinese restaurant
October 24, 2025 at 1:45 AM
putting a fake cast on my arm so I don't get judged for using a fork at the Chinese restaurant
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Ordering a sub at Jersey Mike's and they asked me "Cut or Un-Cut?"
WTF? Is that not kind of a personal question? Just let me have my sandwich :(
WTF? Is that not kind of a personal question? Just let me have my sandwich :(
October 20, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Ordering a sub at Jersey Mike's and they asked me "Cut or Un-Cut?"
WTF? Is that not kind of a personal question? Just let me have my sandwich :(
WTF? Is that not kind of a personal question? Just let me have my sandwich :(
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He's kinda bouncin on it crazy style!
My mouth is just a big hole
My mouth is just a big hole
October 17, 2025 at 3:02 AM
He's kinda bouncin on it crazy style!
My mouth is just a big hole
My mouth is just a big hole
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Somebody get me a diary because I'm a wimpy kid 🗣️
October 3, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Somebody get me a diary because I'm a wimpy kid 🗣️
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What's your strategy when putting on deodorant?
How do you stroke it?
How do you stroke it?
September 29, 2025 at 2:50 AM
What's your strategy when putting on deodorant?
How do you stroke it?
How do you stroke it?
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September 22, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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How many times per day do you think you lick your teeth?
September 19, 2025 at 2:54 AM
How many times per day do you think you lick your teeth?
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this is what i would crave maybe if i were a woman and on my period
not really sure, since i am not a woman, but i did my best to put myself in a woman's shoes
not really sure, since i am not a woman, but i did my best to put myself in a woman's shoes
September 10, 2025 at 12:53 AM
this is what i would crave maybe if i were a woman and on my period
not really sure, since i am not a woman, but i did my best to put myself in a woman's shoes
not really sure, since i am not a woman, but i did my best to put myself in a woman's shoes
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close your eyes. visualize it. breathe it in. smell it. taste it.
the climax.
the climax.
August 18, 2025 at 2:50 AM
close your eyes. visualize it. breathe it in. smell it. taste it.
the climax.
the climax.
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A dentist with NO TEETH? How can I trust a dentist with no teeth??
HOW?
HOW?
July 23, 2025 at 2:34 AM
A dentist with NO TEETH? How can I trust a dentist with no teeth??
HOW?
HOW?
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Pickles are just big relish
Not everybody knows this. Big pickle secret.
Not everybody knows this. Big pickle secret.
June 9, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Pickles are just big relish
Not everybody knows this. Big pickle secret.
Not everybody knows this. Big pickle secret.
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just want to give a quick shoutout to my bones for protecting my internal organs, i don't know what i would do without you!
Much love, bones
Much love, bones
June 6, 2025 at 1:03 AM
just want to give a quick shoutout to my bones for protecting my internal organs, i don't know what i would do without you!
Much love, bones
Much love, bones
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hey, if you're reading this right now, this is your sign to check your smoke detectors and make sure you have a fire extinguisher 🫶
May 26, 2025 at 3:46 AM
hey, if you're reading this right now, this is your sign to check your smoke detectors and make sure you have a fire extinguisher 🫶
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Anybody else freakin LOVE the feeling of a q tip deep inside your ear?
Who's with me?
Who's with me?
May 5, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Anybody else freakin LOVE the feeling of a q tip deep inside your ear?
Who's with me?
Who's with me?
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Jazz music makes me feel like Tom from Tom & Jerry
That cat is CLEAN! You know he's got moves!
That cat is CLEAN! You know he's got moves!
April 25, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Jazz music makes me feel like Tom from Tom & Jerry
That cat is CLEAN! You know he's got moves!
That cat is CLEAN! You know he's got moves!
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SOMEBODY PLEASE TELL ME
what happens to my recycling after I recycle it? What are they doing? SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN THIS TO ME
I want to know :(
what happens to my recycling after I recycle it? What are they doing? SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN THIS TO ME
I want to know :(
April 23, 2025 at 1:24 AM
SOMEBODY PLEASE TELL ME
what happens to my recycling after I recycle it? What are they doing? SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN THIS TO ME
I want to know :(
what happens to my recycling after I recycle it? What are they doing? SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN THIS TO ME
I want to know :(
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I guess this is goodbye.
I got chipotle today, and when the burrito man asked me if I wanted anything else, I said "All set!" and gave him a FUCKING THUMBS UP! IN PUBLIC!
In front of EVERYONE. I will NEVER be able to visit this chipotle again out of embarrassment :(
I got chipotle today, and when the burrito man asked me if I wanted anything else, I said "All set!" and gave him a FUCKING THUMBS UP! IN PUBLIC!
In front of EVERYONE. I will NEVER be able to visit this chipotle again out of embarrassment :(
April 18, 2025 at 2:32 AM
I guess this is goodbye.
I got chipotle today, and when the burrito man asked me if I wanted anything else, I said "All set!" and gave him a FUCKING THUMBS UP! IN PUBLIC!
In front of EVERYONE. I will NEVER be able to visit this chipotle again out of embarrassment :(
I got chipotle today, and when the burrito man asked me if I wanted anything else, I said "All set!" and gave him a FUCKING THUMBS UP! IN PUBLIC!
In front of EVERYONE. I will NEVER be able to visit this chipotle again out of embarrassment :(
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thank god for the miracle cock!
April 14, 2025 at 2:03 AM
thank god for the miracle cock!