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“All right then, I'll go to hell”
Sturmabteilung.

That's the nickname that should be associated to ICE.

Make people look it up.
January 9, 2026 at 2:47 AM
Finally seeing Heavier Trip. I highly recommend the first one, which is currently free on Tubi. It's a Finnish metal comedy.

Very curious about the Finnish friendly rivalry views they have about Scandinavia.

I know of the joke back & forth where Danes & Swedes pretend to not understand each other.
January 7, 2026 at 5:17 AM
Received this in my spam folder. I dunno, maybe it's legit?
January 5, 2026 at 6:44 AM
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Literally a publication for eight-year olds 40 years ago
January 4, 2026 at 6:49 PM
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Stewart Lee on Marvel in the era of Trump & ICE
YouTube video by Class Clown Podcast
youtube.com
January 4, 2026 at 7:14 PM
Saw an ad for this place called Cotina in Palm Springs... by Disney.

This is the new hellscape of the future. The resurgence of company towns.

When civilization falls they'll exist in some combination of Judge Dredd, Fallout, and Mad Max.

Walled off cities serving their corporate mascot Gods.
January 4, 2026 at 6:15 AM
This is so cool! I've made a Swedish torch before, and a number of different fire layouts before, but this is really ingenious.
January 3, 2026 at 12:42 PM
Was at home instead of downtown, but Seattle apparently paid a little tribute to the upside down.
January 1, 2026 at 12:06 PM
January 1, 2026 at 8:23 AM
SUCK MY FAT ONE! - Derek Turnbow
January 1, 2026 at 2:00 AM
Have to wait until I can pick up the final David Bowie "Era" box set. It's the last in the series and I have all the previous ones. I don't know why it didn't occur to me until now that it would be amazing to have video companion sets for each era. I'm sure the problem would be in licensing it all.
December 30, 2025 at 2:04 PM
You may find yourself having stayed in bed for 24 hours without being sick.

You may find yourself eating Taco Bell at nearly 2am while rewatching MasterChef.

And you may say to yourself, "My God, what have I done?"
a man in a suit and bow tie is standing in front of a green wall .
ALT: a man in a suit and bow tie is standing in front of a green wall .
media.tenor.com
December 30, 2025 at 9:55 AM
December 26, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Probably my favorite "frame as a painting".
December 26, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Self-explanatory
December 26, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Watching an Ent, while being Entish, and doing Ent things.

🔥🌲💨
December 26, 2025 at 12:08 AM
... to Isengard, to Isengard, gardgardgard...
December 26, 2025 at 12:02 AM
4K can occasionally reveal elements of some films that give the production away. Makeup seams, props, CG limitations; even if extremely tiny in detail. Even if still hardly noticeable.

Other films hold up stunningly well and really showcase all the monumentally hard work of everyone involved.
December 25, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Many of us wish we could be Aragorn, but if we're lucky we can have courage in our hearts, stumble, fail, and redeem ourselves, like Boromir.
December 25, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Reviving a holiday tradition.
December 25, 2025 at 10:51 PM
The Discovery
December 25, 2025 at 7:28 AM
Holidays are going great when you're listening to the scores of your favorite unofficial "Apocalypse Trilogies". I have several, but tonight it's 'The Menu', 'Color Out Of Space' and, 'Mad God'.
December 25, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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What we’re being told is that a guy who is an adjudicated rapist, who was credibly accused of sexual assault by dozens of women, who paid hush money to a porn star, who cheated on all his wives, who is mentioned hundreds of times in the Epstein files, couldn’t possibly be a sexual predator.
December 24, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Finally getting to see One Battle After Another. Quick line that cracked me up: "Gringo Zapata."

😆
December 20, 2025 at 10:15 PM
As someone who suffered through the age of Ace Of Base I found it amusing to hear "I Saw The Sign" in a probiotic commercial.
December 20, 2025 at 10:09 AM