Chris Washington
@cwashington.bsky.social
I'm just this guy, you know?
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Thought about this a lot lately
February 16, 2026 at 3:02 AM
Thought about this a lot lately
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February 16, 2026 at 11:36 AM
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![[Scene is a domestic kitchen. Night time. The room is all blue apart from warm orange-pink light streaming in from a streetlight outside. In the center of the room stands a woman named BRANDI, standing in pyjamas looking contemplative, the light cast dramatically on her face. At the doorway, leaning against the frame, her partner JOEL stands has woken up and found her in the kitchen.]
JOEL:
Honey… what are you doing?
BRANDI:
Can’t sleep
Guess I just like standing in the kitchen at 3am thinking about the supernatural threat we temporarily defeated last year.
While saying that out loud in a manner which sounds casually ironic but is actually just blatant exposition.
JOEL:
Brandi… you're talking strange...
BRANDI:
Dammit Joel.
It’s time you knew.
You're a Netflix character.
[Joel looks shocked]
BRANDI:
Everybody you know has been forced to speak to you in second screen dialogue.
Second screen dialogue helps the people scrolling their phones in front of the TV to follow the -
JOEL:
Stop explaining, Brandi!
[Hands on head, emotional expression, warm pink light cast on his face against the cool blue darkness of the room].
JOEL:
So that's why my entire life has looked so glossy and...
BRANDI:
Yep...
Warm/cool colour graded.
[Cut to a TV show TITLE SCREEN]:
SECOND SCREEN
- A Netflix original -
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Reposting this again in case it helps some people. Do it if you can! It doesn’t hurt for more than a few seconds, and you might save some kid’s life.
A reminder that if you live in England or Wales & were born between 1970-1990 – or even before 1970 – you can help protect your community by getting the MMR vaccine free from your NHS GP now. I did last year. www.nhs.uk/vaccinations...
February 16, 2026 at 12:04 PM
Reposting this again in case it helps some people. Do it if you can! It doesn’t hurt for more than a few seconds, and you might save some kid’s life.
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Garbage from a man who said he couldn't be a teacher because he'd try to fuck the kids.
Shame on you @thetimes.com for employing him after that.
Shame on you @thetimes.com for employing him after that.
'We are almost back to sanity in schools, thanks to JK Rowling and co. Tug gently on a thread of the ideology and it comes apart like a jumper knitted by an imbecile'
We are almost back to sanity in schools, thanks to JK Rowling and co
We are almost back to sanity in schools, thanks to JK Rowling and co
www.thetimes.com
February 16, 2026 at 11:34 AM
Garbage from a man who said he couldn't be a teacher because he'd try to fuck the kids.
Shame on you @thetimes.com for employing him after that.
Shame on you @thetimes.com for employing him after that.
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The double-touch and the hog line are at the center of a controversy that has Swedes tattling and Canadians cursing. on.wsj.com/3McXW9f
The Olympics Have Been Rocked by a Cheating Scandal—in Curling
The double-touch and the hog line are at the center of a controversy that has Swedes tattling and Canadians cursing.
on.wsj.com
February 16, 2026 at 12:43 AM
The double-touch and the hog line are at the center of a controversy that has Swedes tattling and Canadians cursing. on.wsj.com/3McXW9f
"You're that Philomena Cunk, right? Great show. Very insightful."
February 15, 2026 at 10:13 PM
"You're that Philomena Cunk, right? Great show. Very insightful."
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pretty stunning chart
February 15, 2026 at 7:58 PM
pretty stunning chart
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At 9:18, 3rd period of the Finland-Switzerland women's ice hockey QF game, the ice crew came to clean the ice during a pause
What follows is the funniest use of the slo-mo alternate angle tech I've seen them use during these Olympics of one of the crew members falling
What follows is the funniest use of the slo-mo alternate angle tech I've seen them use during these Olympics of one of the crew members falling
February 15, 2026 at 12:14 AM
At 9:18, 3rd period of the Finland-Switzerland women's ice hockey QF game, the ice crew came to clean the ice during a pause
What follows is the funniest use of the slo-mo alternate angle tech I've seen them use during these Olympics of one of the crew members falling
What follows is the funniest use of the slo-mo alternate angle tech I've seen them use during these Olympics of one of the crew members falling
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To Lee Brice…
February 13, 2026 at 9:19 AM
To Lee Brice…
Display an album that was important to you when you were nineteen
February 15, 2026 at 3:41 PM
Display an album that was important to you when you were nineteen
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the White House should really come with a cat, that every president has to deal with respectfully, as a reminder that the office is bigger than them
Larry the Cat celebrates 15 years as Downing Street’s chief mouser on Sunday.
The 19-year-old tabby is serving his sixth prime minister, having survived a decade of political turbulence in the UK government.
The 19-year-old tabby is serving his sixth prime minister, having survived a decade of political turbulence in the UK government.
‘First feline’ Larry marks 15 years as Britain’s political top cat
Larry the cat is marking 15 years as Britain’s Chief Mouser at 10 Downing Street, a symbol of stability in turbulent political times.
apnews.com
February 15, 2026 at 3:17 PM
the White House should really come with a cat, that every president has to deal with respectfully, as a reminder that the office is bigger than them
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Me when I see someone subtweet a giant radioactive lizard that I lowkey agree with.
February 14, 2026 at 11:22 PM
Me when I see someone subtweet a giant radioactive lizard that I lowkey agree with.
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this sequence in the U.S. women’s curling match was pure cinema
February 14, 2026 at 7:03 PM
this sequence in the U.S. women’s curling match was pure cinema
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BBC News - Russia killed opposition leader Alexei Navalny using toxin from dart frog, UK says
Russia killed opposition leader Alexei Navalny using toxin from dart frog, UK says
Russia killed opposition leader Alexei Navalny using toxin from dart frog, UK says
www.bbc.co.uk
February 14, 2026 at 1:10 PM
BBC News - Russia killed opposition leader Alexei Navalny using toxin from dart frog, UK says
Some quality journalism by the BBC news app right here... 🙄
February 14, 2026 at 11:06 AM
Some quality journalism by the BBC news app right here... 🙄
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Just checking, it's now ok to flee your homeland, because you're afraid for your safety, and seek refuge in another Country?
Glad we've cleared that up. Let's hear no more about immigration and refugees then.
Glad we've cleared that up. Let's hear no more about immigration and refugees then.
February 14, 2026 at 7:55 AM
Just checking, it's now ok to flee your homeland, because you're afraid for your safety, and seek refuge in another Country?
Glad we've cleared that up. Let's hear no more about immigration and refugees then.
Glad we've cleared that up. Let's hear no more about immigration and refugees then.
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I'm assembling a team
February 13, 2026 at 10:49 PM
I'm assembling a team
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A very good evening to whoever organised this billboard outside of Old Trafford.
February 13, 2026 at 4:58 PM
A very good evening to whoever organised this billboard outside of Old Trafford.
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JUST IN: Pennsylvania jury finds Johnson & Johnson liable for cancer in latest talc trial reut.rs/3M9FVbR
February 13, 2026 at 7:47 PM
JUST IN: Pennsylvania jury finds Johnson & Johnson liable for cancer in latest talc trial reut.rs/3M9FVbR
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My favorite part of the lost blankie story is that they had to re-hire the pilot because there was no one else to fly them home
Firing a pilot for leaving Kristi Noem's blanket behind. Berating staff when she's not on TV enough. Inside the constant chaos at DHS.
A Pilot Fired Over Kristi Noem’s Missing Blanket and the Constant Chaos Inside DHS
Secretary faces fire for confrontational immigration crackdown and self-promotional style; White House to wind down Minnesota operations.
on.wsj.com
February 13, 2026 at 4:08 AM
My favorite part of the lost blankie story is that they had to re-hire the pilot because there was no one else to fly them home
Olympic Gold Medalist, Alysa Liu, carrying a 'CHAINSAW MAN' Pochita plushie.
February 13, 2026 at 9:56 AM
Olympic Gold Medalist, Alysa Liu, carrying a 'CHAINSAW MAN' Pochita plushie.
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If an immigrant or British Muslim was selling guns to criminals and preparing for a "race war" it would be on every front page for days and the top story on every news broadcast.
Lorry driver who prepared for 'race war' jailed www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Lorry driver who prepared for 'race war' jailed www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Lorry driver who made guns and prepared for 'race war' is jailed
Thomas McKenna, 60, had set up a gun-conversion factory in a caravan in South Ockenden, Essex.
www.bbc.co.uk
February 12, 2026 at 11:49 PM
If an immigrant or British Muslim was selling guns to criminals and preparing for a "race war" it would be on every front page for days and the top story on every news broadcast.
Lorry driver who prepared for 'race war' jailed www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Lorry driver who prepared for 'race war' jailed www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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Probably the best thing I ever posted on that other site, wish I could permanently transplant it to my timeline here.
November 9, 2024 at 9:33 PM
Probably the best thing I ever posted on that other site, wish I could permanently transplant it to my timeline here.