Chris Washington
@cwashington.bsky.social
I'm just this guy, you know?
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"Cum Knees for short"
February 18, 2026 at 3:13 PM
"Cum Knees for short"
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This GOOD BOY ran onto the course during the Women’s Cross-Country Skiing Team Sprint event, crossing the finish line and being automatically recorded by OMEGA’s photofinish camera 😆
February 18, 2026 at 11:46 AM
This GOOD BOY ran onto the course during the Women’s Cross-Country Skiing Team Sprint event, crossing the finish line and being automatically recorded by OMEGA’s photofinish camera 😆
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Dude on Facebook was ranting about Amber Glenn “choking” in the figure skating last night and about how “woke didn’t help her in the end did it”.
Amber Glenn won a gold medal last week.
Here is the dude.
Amber Glenn won a gold medal last week.
Here is the dude.
February 18, 2026 at 10:15 AM
Dude on Facebook was ranting about Amber Glenn “choking” in the figure skating last night and about how “woke didn’t help her in the end did it”.
Amber Glenn won a gold medal last week.
Here is the dude.
Amber Glenn won a gold medal last week.
Here is the dude.
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Victoria Derbyshire allowing Zia Yusuf to tie himself in absolute knots by asking him simple questions about Reform policy.
A masterclass in quality journalism.
A masterclass in quality journalism.
"So will it be the same act but with a different label?"
Victoria Derbyshire humiliates Zia Yusuf on Reform UK's plan to scrap the Equalities Act, because, as she reads each of the things from the Equalities act he confirms they'll still be protected 🤷♂️
Victoria Derbyshire humiliates Zia Yusuf on Reform UK's plan to scrap the Equalities Act, because, as she reads each of the things from the Equalities act he confirms they'll still be protected 🤷♂️
February 17, 2026 at 11:11 PM
Victoria Derbyshire allowing Zia Yusuf to tie himself in absolute knots by asking him simple questions about Reform policy.
A masterclass in quality journalism.
A masterclass in quality journalism.
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People talk about this stuff in terms of how much it'll suck for gaming and I hate to inform you how many MRI machines, X-Rays, all sorts of other vital machinery are just a Windows IoT Edition PC in a beige plastic box with a big magnet/accelerator/whatever attached.
WD and Seagate confirm: Hard drives for 2026 sold out
WD and Seagate confirm: Hard drives for 2026 sold out
Hyperscalers are tearing hard drives out of the hands of manufacturers. Prices are therefore also rising for SSDs.
www.heise.de
February 17, 2026 at 9:12 PM
People talk about this stuff in terms of how much it'll suck for gaming and I hate to inform you how many MRI machines, X-Rays, all sorts of other vital machinery are just a Windows IoT Edition PC in a beige plastic box with a big magnet/accelerator/whatever attached.
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Muting people is more satisfying than blocking them. Just imagine them being wrong as loud as they can but no one can hear them.
December 18, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Muting people is more satisfying than blocking them. Just imagine them being wrong as loud as they can but no one can hear them.
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Elon Musk: lost in a KKK hole.
February 17, 2026 at 2:08 PM
Elon Musk: lost in a KKK hole.
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🎶And the man in the back said 'everyone attack'
And it turned into a Dildo Blitz
Dildo Blitz🎶
And it turned into a Dildo Blitz
Dildo Blitz🎶
People have actually been throwing dildos at ICE in Minnesota
The Great Dildo Rebellion is here.
The Great Dildo Rebellion is here.
February 17, 2026 at 7:58 PM
🎶And the man in the back said 'everyone attack'
And it turned into a Dildo Blitz
Dildo Blitz🎶
And it turned into a Dildo Blitz
Dildo Blitz🎶
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we can kill them all if we just work together and ✨believe💫
December 15, 2025 at 5:11 PM
we can kill them all if we just work together and ✨believe💫
Advertise your account with a gif
February 17, 2026 at 11:47 AM
Advertise your account with a gif
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Yes,,, your boy has taken a ride in the 4 man bobsled,,, but im an adrenaline junkie and needed to try skeleton. And now I’ve officially joined the team and am gonna try to start competing.
66 years old going 66 mph.
66 years old going 66 mph.
February 16, 2026 at 7:29 PM
Yes,,, your boy has taken a ride in the 4 man bobsled,,, but im an adrenaline junkie and needed to try skeleton. And now I’ve officially joined the team and am gonna try to start competing.
66 years old going 66 mph.
66 years old going 66 mph.
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February 16, 2026 at 11:36 AM
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![[Scene is a domestic kitchen. Night time. The room is all blue apart from warm orange-pink light streaming in from a streetlight outside. In the center of the room stands a woman named BRANDI, standing in pyjamas looking contemplative, the light cast dramatically on her face. At the doorway, leaning against the frame, her partner JOEL stands has woken up and found her in the kitchen.]
JOEL:
Honey… what are you doing?
BRANDI:
Can’t sleep
Guess I just like standing in the kitchen at 3am thinking about the supernatural threat we temporarily defeated last year.
While saying that out loud in a manner which sounds casually ironic but is actually just blatant exposition.
JOEL:
Brandi… you're talking strange...
BRANDI:
Dammit Joel.
It’s time you knew.
You're a Netflix character.
[Joel looks shocked]
BRANDI:
Everybody you know has been forced to speak to you in second screen dialogue.
Second screen dialogue helps the people scrolling their phones in front of the TV to follow the -
JOEL:
Stop explaining, Brandi!
[Hands on head, emotional expression, warm pink light cast on his face against the cool blue darkness of the room].
JOEL:
So that's why my entire life has looked so glossy and...
BRANDI:
Yep...
Warm/cool colour graded.
[Cut to a TV show TITLE SCREEN]:
SECOND SCREEN
- A Netflix original -
[Ends]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4m3we4apbjayclzcnhwe3pfp/bafkreiaqlx75zejhvxpgq3f3k6mg2glczck3ooqjrgzzgfsf2xxo6fccwm@jpeg)
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Reposting this again in case it helps some people. Do it if you can! It doesn’t hurt for more than a few seconds, and you might save some kid’s life.
A reminder that if you live in England or Wales & were born between 1970-1990 – or even before 1970 – you can help protect your community by getting the MMR vaccine free from your NHS GP now. I did last year. www.nhs.uk/vaccinations...
February 16, 2026 at 12:04 PM
Reposting this again in case it helps some people. Do it if you can! It doesn’t hurt for more than a few seconds, and you might save some kid’s life.
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Garbage from a man who said he couldn't be a teacher because he'd try to fuck the kids.
Shame on you @thetimes.com for employing him after that.
Shame on you @thetimes.com for employing him after that.
'We are almost back to sanity in schools, thanks to JK Rowling and co. Tug gently on a thread of the ideology and it comes apart like a jumper knitted by an imbecile'
We are almost back to sanity in schools, thanks to JK Rowling and co
We are almost back to sanity in schools, thanks to JK Rowling and co
www.thetimes.com
February 16, 2026 at 11:34 AM
Garbage from a man who said he couldn't be a teacher because he'd try to fuck the kids.
Shame on you @thetimes.com for employing him after that.
Shame on you @thetimes.com for employing him after that.
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The double-touch and the hog line are at the center of a controversy that has Swedes tattling and Canadians cursing. on.wsj.com/3McXW9f
The Olympics Have Been Rocked by a Cheating Scandal—in Curling
The double-touch and the hog line are at the center of a controversy that has Swedes tattling and Canadians cursing.
on.wsj.com
February 16, 2026 at 12:43 AM
The double-touch and the hog line are at the center of a controversy that has Swedes tattling and Canadians cursing. on.wsj.com/3McXW9f
"You're that Philomena Cunk, right? Great show. Very insightful."
February 15, 2026 at 10:13 PM
"You're that Philomena Cunk, right? Great show. Very insightful."
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pretty stunning chart
February 15, 2026 at 7:58 PM
pretty stunning chart
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At 9:18, 3rd period of the Finland-Switzerland women's ice hockey QF game, the ice crew came to clean the ice during a pause
What follows is the funniest use of the slo-mo alternate angle tech I've seen them use during these Olympics of one of the crew members falling
What follows is the funniest use of the slo-mo alternate angle tech I've seen them use during these Olympics of one of the crew members falling
February 15, 2026 at 12:14 AM
At 9:18, 3rd period of the Finland-Switzerland women's ice hockey QF game, the ice crew came to clean the ice during a pause
What follows is the funniest use of the slo-mo alternate angle tech I've seen them use during these Olympics of one of the crew members falling
What follows is the funniest use of the slo-mo alternate angle tech I've seen them use during these Olympics of one of the crew members falling
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To Lee Brice…
February 13, 2026 at 9:19 AM
To Lee Brice…
Display an album that was important to you when you were nineteen
February 15, 2026 at 3:41 PM
Display an album that was important to you when you were nineteen
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the White House should really come with a cat, that every president has to deal with respectfully, as a reminder that the office is bigger than them
Larry the Cat celebrates 15 years as Downing Street’s chief mouser on Sunday.
The 19-year-old tabby is serving his sixth prime minister, having survived a decade of political turbulence in the UK government.
The 19-year-old tabby is serving his sixth prime minister, having survived a decade of political turbulence in the UK government.
‘First feline’ Larry marks 15 years as Britain’s political top cat
Larry the cat is marking 15 years as Britain’s Chief Mouser at 10 Downing Street, a symbol of stability in turbulent political times.
apnews.com
February 15, 2026 at 3:17 PM
the White House should really come with a cat, that every president has to deal with respectfully, as a reminder that the office is bigger than them