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Stephen Collins @stephencollins.bsky.social · 3h

All my comics have happy endings!

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Chris Washington 🧛‍♂️ @cwashington.bsky.social · 52m

The President Donald J Trump Prize For Outstanding Tremendousness In The Field Of Excellence.

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Chris Washington 🧛‍♂️ @cwashington.bsky.social · 57m

Journalist asks for his reaction..

"Who? Oh that... I think the prize is overrated. It has been given to some terrible people in the past. I don't care for it."

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Chris Washington 🧛‍♂️ @cwashington.bsky.social · 1h

'I call them the knoble commies'

Chris Washington 🧛‍♂️ @cwashington.bsky.social · 1h

'Mr Nobel came up to me himself, big guy, very impressive. Tears in his eyes. He said "Sir, if you get you the award there will be no more conflict in the world and the prize won't be needed anymore!" He's a great guy, I don't want to put him outta business.'

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AmeriKraut @inchargeofthegirls.bsky.social · 11h

sherman, for the love of god!

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Chris Washington 🧛‍♂️ @cwashington.bsky.social · 1h

The Nobel Peace Prize announcement feels like a subtweet.

Reuters @reuters.com · 3h

'When authoritarians seize power, it is crucial to recognize courageous defenders of freedom who rise and resist,' the Norwegian Nobel Committee said as it announced Maria Corina Machado as the winner of the 2025 Nobel Peace Prize

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StrictlyChristo 🦋🇺🇦🌻❌👑 @strictlychristo.bsky.social · 1d

Portland is so good at trolling these fascists.

I ❤️ Portland

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Chris Washington 🧛‍♂️ @cwashington.bsky.social · 1h

History lesson in 2050: "And so, after failing to win the 2025 Noble Peace Prize, Present Trump declared war on Norway."

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Chris Washington 🧛‍♂️ @cwashington.bsky.social · 1h

This year's prize is for achievements in 2024. So Trump could have done the greatest peace deal of all time and wouldn't be eligible for this year's prize.

I'm sure someone explained this to him (many, many times) but he still demanded it.

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Chris Washington 🧛‍♂️ @cwashington.bsky.social · 1h

"Sorry Babs, I cashed me giro and went to the bookies."

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Chris Washington 🧛‍♂️ @cwashington.bsky.social · 15h

There was the family separation policy in Trump's first term. Rogan knew about that and voted for him again.

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Chris Washington 🧛‍♂️ @cwashington.bsky.social · 15h

Shame there's no footage from inside the court room. Hearing lawyers reading lyrics in an extremely serious tone would be very entertaining.

'If it pleases the court, I shall read from verse three "Wop, wop, wop, wop, wop, Dot, fuck 'em up. Wop, wop, wop, wop, wop, I'ma do my stuff!"'.

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Chris Washington 🧛‍♂️ @cwashington.bsky.social · 15h

Drake should have admitted defeat after "Meet the Grahams" but he came back for more and got nuked.

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Chris Washington 🧛‍♂️ @cwashington.bsky.social · 15h

Big Dog to the big house! He's going DOWN!

*pushes button for dog barks and police siren sound effects*

Chris Washington 🧛‍♂️ @cwashington.bsky.social · 15h

Well that's not fair. Not fair, at all. 😖

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Chris Washington 🧛‍♂️ @cwashington.bsky.social · 16h

Looking forward to the new movie. It's been a while.

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Chris Washington 🧛‍♂️ @cwashington.bsky.social · 16h

It's not opening theme so it doesn't count for this, but I love that Chainsaw Man has a new song for every closing credits.

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Adam Bienkov @adambienkov.bsky.social · 19h

Nigel Farage accuses teachers of "poisoning our kids" on race issues.

Here's a reminder of what teachers and fellow pupils at Farage's own school remember of his own views on that subject.

www.adambienkov.co.uk/p/nigel-fara...

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Chris Washington 🧛‍♂️ @cwashington.bsky.social · 18h

You'd be qwackers to have that fear.

I'll show myself out...

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Chris Washington 🧛‍♂️ @cwashington.bsky.social · 18h

RFK: "Urghurhh Urghugharh."

Trump: "What's that? The Jews cause autism?"

RFK: "Urgh arrrurgh."

Trump: "Very true. So wise."

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Chris Washington 🧛‍♂️ @cwashington.bsky.social · 18h

The original title was "Love and B&H Is All You Need" the other members vetoed it.

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Chris Washington 🧛‍♂️ @cwashington.bsky.social · 19h

How very scientific.