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Ms T 🐘💙🎵📚
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· Jun 15
*checks news headlines*
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*resumes looking at pictures of a small spherical Japanese bird*
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*resumes looking at pictures of a small spherical Japanese bird*
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“SOYLENT GREEN IS MADE OF-“
November 25, 2025 at 9:00 PM
“SOYLENT GREEN IS MADE OF-“
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Give me sunlight, a comfortable chair and a wall of books! This makes me declare myself a most satisfied soul. For the library is a territory of wonder. It is home to a thousand wise voices who know words that open gates to the imagination. – #CLNolan, BBC National Programme, 1934 #Libraries
November 25, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Give me sunlight, a comfortable chair and a wall of books! This makes me declare myself a most satisfied soul. For the library is a territory of wonder. It is home to a thousand wise voices who know words that open gates to the imagination. – #CLNolan, BBC National Programme, 1934 #Libraries
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Pretend you're a doctor by referring to each toe by its proper name, i.e. Market, Home, Roast Beef, No Roast Beef and Wee Wee.
November 25, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Pretend you're a doctor by referring to each toe by its proper name, i.e. Market, Home, Roast Beef, No Roast Beef and Wee Wee.
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Cloth left over from a Nazi flag, signed by women prisoners in Ravensbruck concentration camp. Yehudit Taube, a young Jewish nanny, embroidered the names during the camp's liberation to show the solidarity of the women survivors, many of whom were in the resistance #WomensArt
November 25, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Cloth left over from a Nazi flag, signed by women prisoners in Ravensbruck concentration camp. Yehudit Taube, a young Jewish nanny, embroidered the names during the camp's liberation to show the solidarity of the women survivors, many of whom were in the resistance #WomensArt
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Contemporary landscape painter Sarah Jane Brown captures the dramatic beauty of her home on the Pembrokeshire Coast, West Wales #womensart
November 25, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Contemporary landscape painter Sarah Jane Brown captures the dramatic beauty of her home on the Pembrokeshire Coast, West Wales #womensart
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![[Scene is JESUS sat behind a boss’s desk in his office on a cloud in HEAVEN]
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JESUS [speaking into intercom]
Hi can you send in Saint Nicholas please
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SANTA [entering in full Santa garb]:
Hi boss
JESUS:
Hi Nick
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JESUS:
Listen - about this ‘my birthday’ thing...
SANTA:
Ohh not this again boss
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JESUS:
Nick, it’s out of hand. *You’ve* got out of hand.
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JESUS:
I mean when I hired you, you was all humble, hiding under windows, lobbing in dowries…
And now you’re like…
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JESUS [gesturing disdainfully at Santa’s clothing]:
I mean - what’s this.
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SANTA:
This is my get up! I’ve had this since the Coca Cola deal in the 30s
JESUS:
*That’s what I mean.*
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JESUS:
You’ve just gone too -
SANTA:
Oh no, oh no -
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SANTA:
Sorry boss but waaay back in the Reformation, right, Martin Luther said: “why don’t we have Jesus delivering the presents?”. And when he prayed to ask you, do you remember what you said? Eh?
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SANTA:
You said: “I ain’t going back there”
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SANTA:
If you wanna take over -
JESUS:
Oh yeah! Kids coming downstairs to find me resurrected in their living room going "I got you an Xbox"...
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SANTA:
You’re just feeling threatened cos I’m doing a bloody good -
JESUS:
*WATCH IT NICK*.
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I designed a very tall mural for www.bdcolomiers.com/
November 25, 2025 at 1:36 PM
I designed a very tall mural for www.bdcolomiers.com/
Post your getaway vehicle
November 24, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Post your getaway vehicle
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I'd like a distinguished-looking man to approach my family after my funeral and say "Agent Kestrel did so much for his country." Bonus points if it's in a foreign accent.
November 24, 2025 at 5:29 PM
I'd like a distinguished-looking man to approach my family after my funeral and say "Agent Kestrel did so much for his country." Bonus points if it's in a foreign accent.
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Now for some sports news...
(this week's cartoon for @theguardian.com books pages)
(this week's cartoon for @theguardian.com books pages)
November 24, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Now for some sports news...
(this week's cartoon for @theguardian.com books pages)
(this week's cartoon for @theguardian.com books pages)
Looking for tissues in my handbag, I found instead a block of feta that I bought a couple of days ago and thought I'd lost
How's your Monday going? 😆😬
How's your Monday going? 😆😬
November 24, 2025 at 9:43 AM
Looking for tissues in my handbag, I found instead a block of feta that I bought a couple of days ago and thought I'd lost
How's your Monday going? 😆😬
How's your Monday going? 😆😬
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A lovely and unexpected start to the week. I left for my walk in the rain, stormy clouds above, but ever hopeful it would improve. The sun did just manage to break through for just a few moments. Glastonbury Tor this morning, about half an hour after sunrise.
November 24, 2025 at 9:09 AM
A lovely and unexpected start to the week. I left for my walk in the rain, stormy clouds above, but ever hopeful it would improve. The sun did just manage to break through for just a few moments. Glastonbury Tor this morning, about half an hour after sunrise.
Just back from physio...😬
November 24, 2025 at 9:25 AM
Just back from physio...😬
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If I’m understanding this correctly, X is owned by a white nationalist who pays poor people of color in developing countries to pretend to be working class white Americans to scare other white Americans into being afraid poor people of color from developing countries are going to ruin America?
November 23, 2025 at 7:30 PM
If I’m understanding this correctly, X is owned by a white nationalist who pays poor people of color in developing countries to pretend to be working class white Americans to scare other white Americans into being afraid poor people of color from developing countries are going to ruin America?
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"We grant people different rights based on their genetic heritage and on which scrap of land they happened to be born on. That’s mad, isn’t it?"
I just think, when debating immigration and so on, that we should try not to lose sight of the fact that "nationality" is a made up thing.
I just think, when debating immigration and so on, that we should try not to lose sight of the fact that "nationality" is a made up thing.
Why does nationality matter, anyway?
Deciding someone's legal rights based on a nebulous combination of birthplace and parentage is a bit weird
www.newstatesman.com
November 23, 2025 at 11:33 AM
"We grant people different rights based on their genetic heritage and on which scrap of land they happened to be born on. That’s mad, isn’t it?"
I just think, when debating immigration and so on, that we should try not to lose sight of the fact that "nationality" is a made up thing.
I just think, when debating immigration and so on, that we should try not to lose sight of the fact that "nationality" is a made up thing.
Coffee with Wordsworth this morning ☕️💙
November 23, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Coffee with Wordsworth this morning ☕️💙
One To Another
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November 23, 2025 at 12:02 PM
One To Another
open.spotify.com
November 23, 2025 at 11:26 AM
November 22, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Me as a Bluesky therapist...
November 22, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Me as a Bluesky therapist...
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Zelenskyy has huge pressure on him, and unbelievable responsibilities and decisions to make... but what he needs more than anything during this time, is the support of Europe and the UK. Steadfast and reliable. He needs to know that if he chooses the hard path, we have his back.
November 22, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Zelenskyy has huge pressure on him, and unbelievable responsibilities and decisions to make... but what he needs more than anything during this time, is the support of Europe and the UK. Steadfast and reliable. He needs to know that if he chooses the hard path, we have his back.