Jon Patience
@smoulderstoat.bsky.social
I mostly rant about housing.
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I read this as ‘no PE’ which I can get on board with!
November 24, 2025 at 6:25 PM
I read this as ‘no PE’ which I can get on board with!
Could anyone possibly lend* me five and a half million pounds?
*give
www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/1...
*give
www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/1...
Check out this 23 bedroom castle for sale on Rightmove
23 bedroom castle for sale in Appleby Castle, Boroughgate, Appleby-in-Westmorland, Cumbria, CA16 6XH, CA16 for £5,500,000. Marketed by Knight Frank Auctions, Auctions
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November 24, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Could anyone possibly lend* me five and a half million pounds?
*give
www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/1...
*give
www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/1...
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Lay where you're layin'
Don't make a sound
I know they're watchin'
They're watchin'
All the commotion
The kiddie-like play
It has people talkin'
Talkin'
Yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooou
Your sex is on fire
Don't make a sound
I know they're watchin'
They're watchin'
All the commotion
The kiddie-like play
It has people talkin'
Talkin'
Yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooou
Your sex is on fire
November 23, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Lay where you're layin'
Don't make a sound
I know they're watchin'
They're watchin'
All the commotion
The kiddie-like play
It has people talkin'
Talkin'
Yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooou
Your sex is on fire
Don't make a sound
I know they're watchin'
They're watchin'
All the commotion
The kiddie-like play
It has people talkin'
Talkin'
Yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooou
Your sex is on fire
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Hey everyone, the blackshirts are coming, soon.
November 23, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Hey everyone, the blackshirts are coming, soon.
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Leaving NATO puts a roof on Green support that only helps Reform. And whether it is party policy or not in 2029, the Greens are now stuck with it while Polanski is their leader.
I did fall into the trap of "What's his angle with the NATO stuff?" before realising it's not that deep it's just what he believes as a fundamentally unserious individual.
November 23, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Leaving NATO puts a roof on Green support that only helps Reform. And whether it is party policy or not in 2029, the Greens are now stuck with it while Polanski is their leader.
Curious that the second problem in this is about car clamping, which has been prohibited on private land since 2012.
This, from the Guardian, is Ryanair at its very worst.
It's not good enough for them to insist that they're a low-cost airline and everyone knows the rules, in circumstances like this...
I wonder if legislation is needed?
It's not good enough for them to insist that they're a low-cost airline and everyone knows the rules, in circumstances like this...
I wonder if legislation is needed?
November 22, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Curious that the second problem in this is about car clamping, which has been prohibited on private land since 2012.
I persuaded Grok to say this. And if you believe it I have a lovely bridge you may be interested in purchasing.
November 20, 2025 at 10:51 PM
I persuaded Grok to say this. And if you believe it I have a lovely bridge you may be interested in purchasing.
I think I might mow the lawn.
November 19, 2025 at 11:33 AM
I think I might mow the lawn.
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I find confiscating people’s jewellery offensive, and yet here we are
Shabana Mahmood asks MPs to stop mentioning Tommy Robinson's name (in relation to his support for her policies) as "he doesn't even think I am English. I find that offensive."
November 17, 2025 at 7:42 PM
I find confiscating people’s jewellery offensive, and yet here we are
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This is an excellent idea, where can I nominate people
Donald Trump’s administration is considering offering political asylum to British “thought criminals”, The Telegraph understands.
Read more here ⬇️
www.telegraph.co.uk/bluesky-tmg/trump-thought-criminals/
Read more here ⬇️
www.telegraph.co.uk/bluesky-tmg/trump-thought-criminals/
November 16, 2025 at 5:34 PM
This is an excellent idea, where can I nominate people
Two-thirds of English councils have not prosecuted a single landlord in past three years www.theguardian.com/money/2025/n...
Two-thirds of English councils have not prosecuted a single landlord in past three years
Exclusive: Councils prosecuted just 64 landlords despite receiving 300,000 complaints from tenants in unfit homes
www.theguardian.com
November 16, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Two-thirds of English councils have not prosecuted a single landlord in past three years www.theguardian.com/money/2025/n...
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I was tagged and asked to take a look at this claim - cos, well just look at it!🙄
Does it seem plausible that THE Trocadero is going to be turned into a Mosque?
It was pretty easy to debunk but I decided to do a deep dive into the reality AND the appalling press coverage
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Does it seem plausible that THE Trocadero is going to be turned into a Mosque?
It was pretty easy to debunk but I decided to do a deep dive into the reality AND the appalling press coverage
🧵
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November 16, 2025 at 11:38 AM
I was tagged and asked to take a look at this claim - cos, well just look at it!🙄
Does it seem plausible that THE Trocadero is going to be turned into a Mosque?
It was pretty easy to debunk but I decided to do a deep dive into the reality AND the appalling press coverage
🧵
1/26
Does it seem plausible that THE Trocadero is going to be turned into a Mosque?
It was pretty easy to debunk but I decided to do a deep dive into the reality AND the appalling press coverage
🧵
1/26
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Not the first to make this point. But there is a tyrant in charge of another country who is accused of being heavily linked to a paedophile sex ring - and supposed ‘patriots’ in this country are passionately willing him to take down our national broadcaster. Madness.
November 15, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Not the first to make this point. But there is a tyrant in charge of another country who is accused of being heavily linked to a paedophile sex ring - and supposed ‘patriots’ in this country are passionately willing him to take down our national broadcaster. Madness.
Remind me again why Liz Truss thinks she can speak for the British people?
November 15, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Remind me again why Liz Truss thinks she can speak for the British people?
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If you're cheering Trump on then you have no right to call yourself a patriot.
You absolute moron.
You absolute moron.
November 15, 2025 at 5:55 PM
If you're cheering Trump on then you have no right to call yourself a patriot.
You absolute moron.
You absolute moron.
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He stees you when you're stleeping.
November 15, 2025 at 2:08 PM
He stees you when you're stleeping.
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Interesting to see so many great British patriots right now begging an American president to bankrupt one of Britain’s last remaining truly national institutions.
November 15, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Interesting to see so many great British patriots right now begging an American president to bankrupt one of Britain’s last remaining truly national institutions.
Really looking forward to Nick Robinson suing the Daily Mail for five billion pounds.
November 15, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Really looking forward to Nick Robinson suing the Daily Mail for five billion pounds.
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Richard Ayre: @YouGov 2025 found #BBC 2nd most trusted news source in #US after Weather Channel. @markurban.bsky.social: BBC has lost trust of different groups inc older feminists. Says Prescott dossier “leaked” after board v management impasse. Ayre: unitary board not tenable. 1/
On the link now…
Talking about the BBC News crisis to @markurban.bsky.social & former dep chief exec of BBC News Richard Ayre for latest BBC Newswatch. From midnight Fri on link or BBC1 Sat 745am www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m...
November 15, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Richard Ayre: @YouGov 2025 found #BBC 2nd most trusted news source in #US after Weather Channel. @markurban.bsky.social: BBC has lost trust of different groups inc older feminists. Says Prescott dossier “leaked” after board v management impasse. Ayre: unitary board not tenable. 1/
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The BBC and the NHS are like family members. WE are allowed to say they are flawed but if YOU attack them we will defend with all we’ve got.
Buckle up - because this now amounts to a direct and deliberate attack on our country and its cultural sovereignty. Which side our politicians take - Trump's or the BBC's - over the coming days and weeks will speak volumes about their patriotism.
Trump says he will sue BBC for at least $1bn over Panorama edit
The US president confirmed he intends to sue the broadcaster for at least $1bn over the Panorama edit of a 2021 speech.
www.bbc.co.uk
November 15, 2025 at 7:35 AM
The BBC and the NHS are like family members. WE are allowed to say they are flawed but if YOU attack them we will defend with all we’ve got.