Jon Patience
@smoulderstoat.bsky.social
I mostly rant about housing.
Unexpected use of half time oranges.
February 18, 2026 at 10:11 PM
Unexpected use of half time oranges.
He's been watching Bridgerton again, hasn't he?
February 18, 2026 at 8:24 PM
He's been watching Bridgerton again, hasn't he?
I'm too worried it will make me go blind.
February 16, 2026 at 6:30 PM
I'm too worried it will make me go blind.
Nothing that a couple of large paper bags won't fix. If you're feeling generous you could cut holes for their eyes.
(Serious answer: I've got it off my hands with hand sanitiser.)
(Serious answer: I've got it off my hands with hand sanitiser.)
February 14, 2026 at 6:28 PM
Nothing that a couple of large paper bags won't fix. If you're feeling generous you could cut holes for their eyes.
(Serious answer: I've got it off my hands with hand sanitiser.)
(Serious answer: I've got it off my hands with hand sanitiser.)
London Ashford Airport. Not in London, not in Ashford, not an airport.
February 14, 2026 at 2:25 PM
London Ashford Airport. Not in London, not in Ashford, not an airport.
It's floss and toss.
February 14, 2026 at 8:21 AM
It's floss and toss.
It's the latter, apparently. I don't know why people would do this, I'm at a complete floss.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/videos/...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/videos/...
Dental floss sticks increasingly found in public litter
Laura Young says the rise in dental floss stick litter is an environmental concern.
www.bbc.co.uk
February 14, 2026 at 8:03 AM
It's the latter, apparently. I don't know why people would do this, I'm at a complete floss.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/videos/...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/videos/...