Leyton Jay
@leytonjay.bsky.social
42, He/him, UK 🇬🇧🖖🏻
Big fan of Star Trek, Doctor Who and your Mum. Loves alternative comedy and Cheapshow podcast. I'm reacting to EVERY episode of Noel's House Party https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLFgx8EnUezI33P_YrEo9mUDW05HlwUjhx&si=1Lie-5OAnsayB__9
Big fan of Star Trek, Doctor Who and your Mum. Loves alternative comedy and Cheapshow podcast. I'm reacting to EVERY episode of Noel's House Party https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLFgx8EnUezI33P_YrEo9mUDW05HlwUjhx&si=1Lie-5OAnsayB__9
Garbage from a man who said he couldn't be a teacher because he'd try to fuck the kids.
Shame on you @thetimes.com for employing him after that.
Shame on you @thetimes.com for employing him after that.
'We are almost back to sanity in schools, thanks to JK Rowling and co. Tug gently on a thread of the ideology and it comes apart like a jumper knitted by an imbecile'
We are almost back to sanity in schools, thanks to JK Rowling and co
We are almost back to sanity in schools, thanks to JK Rowling and co
www.thetimes.com
February 16, 2026 at 11:34 AM
Garbage from a man who said he couldn't be a teacher because he'd try to fuck the kids.
Shame on you @thetimes.com for employing him after that.
Shame on you @thetimes.com for employing him after that.
I gave up on my Noel's House Party Reactions when my job started taking over and the source recordings were deleted from archive.org by the uploader—just after Noel's NZ documentary came out.
Sometimes notifications appear on my phone with YouTube viewer comments like "I remember David Gower".
Sometimes notifications appear on my phone with YouTube viewer comments like "I remember David Gower".
February 15, 2026 at 4:49 PM
I gave up on my Noel's House Party Reactions when my job started taking over and the source recordings were deleted from archive.org by the uploader—just after Noel's NZ documentary came out.
Sometimes notifications appear on my phone with YouTube viewer comments like "I remember David Gower".
Sometimes notifications appear on my phone with YouTube viewer comments like "I remember David Gower".
Malkovich, Malkovich.
Jason Statham Will Play Jason Statham In David Leitch's Jason Statham Stole My Bike
Jason Statham is set to star as Jason Statham in Jason Statham Stole My Bike, a new action-comedy from Bullet Train director David Leitch. Read more.
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February 14, 2026 at 4:39 PM
Malkovich, Malkovich.
One of the last films 20th Century Fox made—and it's obvious they did not give a fuck!
Post-Doomsday in a rebooted Universe, I'd like to see this remade by Disney. It would be easy to elevate this utter rubbish into a decent YA series with better casting and by taking time to tell an actual story.
Post-Doomsday in a rebooted Universe, I'd like to see this remade by Disney. It would be easy to elevate this utter rubbish into a decent YA series with better casting and by taking time to tell an actual story.
Tried watching THE NEW MUTANTS but turned it off after 16mins. Weak storytelling that's rushed even for a teen movie 👎
Terrible dialogue, traumatic events that fail to connect emotionally, Maisie Williams awful Scottish accent and Anna Taylor-Joy playing a teen... but is a hot AF 24 yr old women.
Terrible dialogue, traumatic events that fail to connect emotionally, Maisie Williams awful Scottish accent and Anna Taylor-Joy playing a teen... but is a hot AF 24 yr old women.
February 12, 2026 at 5:47 PM
One of the last films 20th Century Fox made—and it's obvious they did not give a fuck!
Post-Doomsday in a rebooted Universe, I'd like to see this remade by Disney. It would be easy to elevate this utter rubbish into a decent YA series with better casting and by taking time to tell an actual story.
Post-Doomsday in a rebooted Universe, I'd like to see this remade by Disney. It would be easy to elevate this utter rubbish into a decent YA series with better casting and by taking time to tell an actual story.
Tried watching THE NEW MUTANTS but turned it off after 16mins. Weak storytelling that's rushed even for a teen movie 👎
Terrible dialogue, traumatic events that fail to connect emotionally, Maisie Williams awful Scottish accent and Anna Taylor-Joy playing a teen... but is a hot AF 24 yr old women.
Terrible dialogue, traumatic events that fail to connect emotionally, Maisie Williams awful Scottish accent and Anna Taylor-Joy playing a teen... but is a hot AF 24 yr old women.
February 12, 2026 at 5:36 PM
Tried watching THE NEW MUTANTS but turned it off after 16mins. Weak storytelling that's rushed even for a teen movie 👎
Terrible dialogue, traumatic events that fail to connect emotionally, Maisie Williams awful Scottish accent and Anna Taylor-Joy playing a teen... but is a hot AF 24 yr old women.
Terrible dialogue, traumatic events that fail to connect emotionally, Maisie Williams awful Scottish accent and Anna Taylor-Joy playing a teen... but is a hot AF 24 yr old women.
I watched BLADE yesterday for the first time since 1998, the first serious and genuinely impressive comic book movie I ever saw.
Still great, my only criticism is the 90s trope "computers did it" to explain how an ancient manuscript is decoded into a 3D model of a forgotten temple… in downtown LA?
Still great, my only criticism is the 90s trope "computers did it" to explain how an ancient manuscript is decoded into a 3D model of a forgotten temple… in downtown LA?
February 12, 2026 at 2:25 PM
I watched BLADE yesterday for the first time since 1998, the first serious and genuinely impressive comic book movie I ever saw.
Still great, my only criticism is the 90s trope "computers did it" to explain how an ancient manuscript is decoded into a 3D model of a forgotten temple… in downtown LA?
Still great, my only criticism is the 90s trope "computers did it" to explain how an ancient manuscript is decoded into a 3D model of a forgotten temple… in downtown LA?
Nicolas Cage will play an alternate universe version of Spiderman in a black and white 1930s detective show called Spider-Noir!
Why am I only just hearing about this!? Perhaps because it's owned by Sony and made by MGM, a big part of why they're on their arse is because they can't market for shit.
Why am I only just hearing about this!? Perhaps because it's owned by Sony and made by MGM, a big part of why they're on their arse is because they can't market for shit.
Exclusive: How 'Spider-Noir' Refashioned Marvel Lore Into a 1930s Gumshoe Flick
In this first look, Nicolas Cage plays a super-powered private eye who is lured into trouble by Li Jun Li’s femme fatale.
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February 12, 2026 at 1:31 PM
Nicolas Cage will play an alternate universe version of Spiderman in a black and white 1930s detective show called Spider-Noir!
Why am I only just hearing about this!? Perhaps because it's owned by Sony and made by MGM, a big part of why they're on their arse is because they can't market for shit.
Why am I only just hearing about this!? Perhaps because it's owned by Sony and made by MGM, a big part of why they're on their arse is because they can't market for shit.
YES!
After 4 months of applying for 2-5 UX/Product Designer jobs every day and hearing precisely FUCK ALL from anyone… I have been invited to have a chat with a HR person about a role that I applied for.
I'm so happy I may actually cry.
After 4 months of applying for 2-5 UX/Product Designer jobs every day and hearing precisely FUCK ALL from anyone… I have been invited to have a chat with a HR person about a role that I applied for.
I'm so happy I may actually cry.
a man in a star trek uniform is standing in front of a group of men and saying yes .
ALT: a man in a star trek uniform is standing in front of a group of men and saying yes .
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February 11, 2026 at 6:39 PM
YES!
After 4 months of applying for 2-5 UX/Product Designer jobs every day and hearing precisely FUCK ALL from anyone… I have been invited to have a chat with a HR person about a role that I applied for.
I'm so happy I may actually cry.
After 4 months of applying for 2-5 UX/Product Designer jobs every day and hearing precisely FUCK ALL from anyone… I have been invited to have a chat with a HR person about a role that I applied for.
I'm so happy I may actually cry.
Fuuuuuck. Optimus Fucking Prime is trying to drive down a tight country road during rush hour and the local Victor Meldrew lookalike is having it out with him which is slowing everything down.
February 11, 2026 at 5:20 PM
Fuuuuuck. Optimus Fucking Prime is trying to drive down a tight country road during rush hour and the local Victor Meldrew lookalike is having it out with him which is slowing everything down.
Two arrogant long-fringed young upstarts from 1998 trying to upset the status quo.
When Deacon Frost first appears in Blade, for a nanosecond I thought it was Stewart Lee.
When Deacon Frost first appears in Blade, for a nanosecond I thought it was Stewart Lee.
February 11, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Two arrogant long-fringed young upstarts from 1998 trying to upset the status quo.
When Deacon Frost first appears in Blade, for a nanosecond I thought it was Stewart Lee.
When Deacon Frost first appears in Blade, for a nanosecond I thought it was Stewart Lee.
Unemployment Day #102
Fuck it, I'm going to watch Blade with my feet up. Quite annoyed that it's not on Disney+, I had no idea it was Warner Bros.
Fuck it, I'm going to watch Blade with my feet up. Quite annoyed that it's not on Disney+, I had no idea it was Warner Bros.
February 11, 2026 at 11:16 AM
Unemployment Day #102
Fuck it, I'm going to watch Blade with my feet up. Quite annoyed that it's not on Disney+, I had no idea it was Warner Bros.
Fuck it, I'm going to watch Blade with my feet up. Quite annoyed that it's not on Disney+, I had no idea it was Warner Bros.
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Yeah, AI can now beat chess masters, but how would it fair in a game of Mornington Crescent?
February 11, 2026 at 8:20 AM
Yeah, AI can now beat chess masters, but how would it fair in a game of Mornington Crescent?
Imagine knowing who Brent Spinner is AND being dumb enough to fall for this 😆 also, why can't Rosalind Chao lend him the money?
February 11, 2026 at 8:28 AM
Imagine knowing who Brent Spinner is AND being dumb enough to fall for this 😆 also, why can't Rosalind Chao lend him the money?
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only idiots rob banks. i rob zoos. i have 47 meerkats
December 7, 2024 at 2:28 AM
only idiots rob banks. i rob zoos. i have 47 meerkats
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No wonder my Nan always shopped at M&S.
February 10, 2026 at 6:33 PM
No wonder my Nan always shopped at M&S.
RIP Philippe Gaulier
Founder of the French Clown School that taught Sacha Baron Cohen and most of the clowns I see at the Edinburgh Fringe. He made a huge contribution to the world of comedy.
Founder of the French Clown School that taught Sacha Baron Cohen and most of the clowns I see at the Edinburgh Fringe. He made a huge contribution to the world of comedy.
Philippe Gaulier, clown guru and mentor to theatre and comedy greats, dies aged 82
Sacha Baron Cohen pays tribute to teacher who ran school outside Paris and was a formative influence on countless comedians and actors
www.theguardian.com
February 10, 2026 at 6:13 PM
RIP Philippe Gaulier
Founder of the French Clown School that taught Sacha Baron Cohen and most of the clowns I see at the Edinburgh Fringe. He made a huge contribution to the world of comedy.
Founder of the French Clown School that taught Sacha Baron Cohen and most of the clowns I see at the Edinburgh Fringe. He made a huge contribution to the world of comedy.
In response to Trump's ignorant comments I have photoshopped his head onto the body of a paedophile and rapist.
February 9, 2026 at 7:15 PM
In response to Trump's ignorant comments I have photoshopped his head onto the body of a paedophile and rapist.
Watched three X-Men movies today and concluded they'll fight the Avengers in DOOMSDAY.
They're all morally grey and about the fight to exist. When universes collide due to how messed up both timelines are, Xavier will strike first. Some versions of him know so much about multiverses he numbers them.
They're all morally grey and about the fight to exist. When universes collide due to how messed up both timelines are, Xavier will strike first. Some versions of him know so much about multiverses he numbers them.
February 9, 2026 at 6:48 PM
Watched three X-Men movies today and concluded they'll fight the Avengers in DOOMSDAY.
They're all morally grey and about the fight to exist. When universes collide due to how messed up both timelines are, Xavier will strike first. Some versions of him know so much about multiverses he numbers them.
They're all morally grey and about the fight to exist. When universes collide due to how messed up both timelines are, Xavier will strike first. Some versions of him know so much about multiverses he numbers them.
We found Monster Munch Mayo from Halloween reduced to 85p in Big Tesco. It's INCREDIBLE on crisps.
We bought three bottles, one to send to @cheapshow.bsky.social podcast along with various other promotional products that they don't have a permanent home for. Seems to happen a lot in Tesco Extras.
We bought three bottles, one to send to @cheapshow.bsky.social podcast along with various other promotional products that they don't have a permanent home for. Seems to happen a lot in Tesco Extras.
February 7, 2026 at 7:17 PM
We found Monster Munch Mayo from Halloween reduced to 85p in Big Tesco. It's INCREDIBLE on crisps.
We bought three bottles, one to send to @cheapshow.bsky.social podcast along with various other promotional products that they don't have a permanent home for. Seems to happen a lot in Tesco Extras.
We bought three bottles, one to send to @cheapshow.bsky.social podcast along with various other promotional products that they don't have a permanent home for. Seems to happen a lot in Tesco Extras.
WOW—Usborne do a whole series of books for whingey kids!
If I had said any of these my Dad would shouted in my ear "you'll get what you're given" or my Mum would have said "then you'll have nothing".
If I had said any of these my Dad would shouted in my ear "you'll get what you're given" or my Mum would have said "then you'll have nothing".
February 7, 2026 at 4:38 PM
WOW—Usborne do a whole series of books for whingey kids!
If I had said any of these my Dad would shouted in my ear "you'll get what you're given" or my Mum would have said "then you'll have nothing".
If I had said any of these my Dad would shouted in my ear "you'll get what you're given" or my Mum would have said "then you'll have nothing".