Dr Raul Duke
@drraulduke.bsky.social
A naturally slothful person, sluggish and indolent. A dawdling flaneur, content to waste his life.
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January 13, 2026 at 10:47 PM
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At the proper local (not the gentrified pizza one).
The landlady has achieved full omniscience; knows everything happening in a mile radius.
She’s also lovely about it. Absolute pub superpower. 🍺
The landlady has achieved full omniscience; knows everything happening in a mile radius.
She’s also lovely about it. Absolute pub superpower. 🍺
a man in a blue shirt says respect in front of a blurry background
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January 14, 2026 at 9:40 PM
At the proper local (not the gentrified pizza one).
The landlady has achieved full omniscience; knows everything happening in a mile radius.
She’s also lovely about it. Absolute pub superpower. 🍺
The landlady has achieved full omniscience; knows everything happening in a mile radius.
She’s also lovely about it. Absolute pub superpower. 🍺
Got a free ham hock from the butcher, cracking result.
I’ll have to bat my eyelashes at her more often.
I feel like a particularly scandalous 1950’s housewife.
I’ll have to bat my eyelashes at her more often.
I feel like a particularly scandalous 1950’s housewife.
a man in a suit and hat is standing in front of a mirror with the number 55 on it
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January 13, 2026 at 3:19 PM
Got a free ham hock from the butcher, cracking result.
I’ll have to bat my eyelashes at her more often.
I feel like a particularly scandalous 1950’s housewife.
I’ll have to bat my eyelashes at her more often.
I feel like a particularly scandalous 1950’s housewife.
Ironically they did take my Dads garden off him to build HS2.
Compulsorily purchased in 2020, the house had been in the family 4 generations and now it’s derelict and going to be demolished because they left it empty for years and didn’t even build the railway up here.
Compulsorily purchased in 2020, the house had been in the family 4 generations and now it’s derelict and going to be demolished because they left it empty for years and didn’t even build the railway up here.
January 13, 2026 at 12:44 PM
Ironically they did take my Dads garden off him to build HS2.
Compulsorily purchased in 2020, the house had been in the family 4 generations and now it’s derelict and going to be demolished because they left it empty for years and didn’t even build the railway up here.
Compulsorily purchased in 2020, the house had been in the family 4 generations and now it’s derelict and going to be demolished because they left it empty for years and didn’t even build the railway up here.
My algorithm has taken me deep deep into the “Muscle Lesbian,” side of Instagram.
a young boy is sitting at a desk looking at a computer screen
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January 13, 2026 at 12:39 PM
My algorithm has taken me deep deep into the “Muscle Lesbian,” side of Instagram.
04:30 and I’m watching WW2 documentaries and drinking whisky.
And so the slow transformation into my Father continues.
And so the slow transformation into my Father continues.
a man in a blue robe is hugging a little boy in a pajama shirt .
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January 11, 2026 at 4:37 AM
04:30 and I’m watching WW2 documentaries and drinking whisky.
And so the slow transformation into my Father continues.
And so the slow transformation into my Father continues.
Very much enjoying Nuremberg.
Peak Dad movie.
Peak Dad movie.
a man wearing a plaid shirt says i like that
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January 10, 2026 at 11:03 PM
Very much enjoying Nuremberg.
Peak Dad movie.
Peak Dad movie.
Currently: 4 drunk.
a man in a chef 's hat with the words not great not terrible above him
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January 10, 2026 at 6:31 PM
Currently: 4 drunk.
A bit of research later and it’s evident I can get 10 days 5* all inclusive+ somewhere warm and fun for the cost of a **weekend** in a damp cottage on the British coast…
a man in a suit and tie is asking " how does that work ? "
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January 6, 2026 at 7:11 PM
A bit of research later and it’s evident I can get 10 days 5* all inclusive+ somewhere warm and fun for the cost of a **weekend** in a damp cottage on the British coast…
OTD: 8(?) years ago.
January 6, 2026 at 7:00 PM
OTD: 8(?) years ago.
Youngest boy picked up his first set of glasses yesterday.
Today at pickup time he came out of class and stood next to me for 2 minutes before I realised it was him.
Today at pickup time he came out of class and stood next to me for 2 minutes before I realised it was him.
January 6, 2026 at 4:04 PM
Youngest boy picked up his first set of glasses yesterday.
Today at pickup time he came out of class and stood next to me for 2 minutes before I realised it was him.
Today at pickup time he came out of class and stood next to me for 2 minutes before I realised it was him.
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This will transform the lives of the three children in the UK still watching broadcast TV
January 5, 2026 at 4:44 PM
This will transform the lives of the three children in the UK still watching broadcast TV
They have gutted every last shred of meaning and sold it back to us wrapped in foil.
Easter in January.
Christmas in October.
The entire year is now one unbroken conveyor belt of manufactured desire and corporate greed.
Easter in January.
Christmas in October.
The entire year is now one unbroken conveyor belt of manufactured desire and corporate greed.
January 5, 2026 at 2:56 PM
They have gutted every last shred of meaning and sold it back to us wrapped in foil.
Easter in January.
Christmas in October.
The entire year is now one unbroken conveyor belt of manufactured desire and corporate greed.
Easter in January.
Christmas in October.
The entire year is now one unbroken conveyor belt of manufactured desire and corporate greed.
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Picture a crab. Now picture yourself putting a little wig on the crab and kissing it. Ok stop that now, you're being weird
January 4, 2026 at 6:42 PM
Picture a crab. Now picture yourself putting a little wig on the crab and kissing it. Ok stop that now, you're being weird
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THREAD. In her exclusive interview in today's Daily Telegraph Magazine, the actor, influencer and designer Philippa Islington-Smythe (pictured) discusses the price of fame, her controversial new perfume, working with Margot Robbie and how becoming a parent changed her perspective on the world...
November 14, 2025 at 12:51 PM
THREAD. In her exclusive interview in today's Daily Telegraph Magazine, the actor, influencer and designer Philippa Islington-Smythe (pictured) discusses the price of fame, her controversial new perfume, working with Margot Robbie and how becoming a parent changed her perspective on the world...
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oh is the traitors back on tv? none of you have mentioned it??
January 1, 2026 at 8:23 PM
oh is the traitors back on tv? none of you have mentioned it??
I should call your Mum.
January 4, 2026 at 12:53 AM
I should call your Mum.
At a cocktail bar on a work night out
They warned us this would happen when they let women into the workplace
I'm having a lovely time actually, this has prosecco AND raspberries in it.
They warned us this would happen when they let women into the workplace
I'm having a lovely time actually, this has prosecco AND raspberries in it.
a man wearing glasses is holding a plate of food and saying it 's actually quite nice
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January 3, 2026 at 11:42 PM
At a cocktail bar on a work night out
They warned us this would happen when they let women into the workplace
I'm having a lovely time actually, this has prosecco AND raspberries in it.
They warned us this would happen when they let women into the workplace
I'm having a lovely time actually, this has prosecco AND raspberries in it.
Petition to make all pub toilets be like this again.
We used to be a real country.
We used to be a real country.
January 3, 2026 at 10:01 PM
Petition to make all pub toilets be like this again.
We used to be a real country.
We used to be a real country.