Dr Raul Duke
@drraulduke.bsky.social
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A naturally slothful person, sluggish and indolent. A dawdling flaneur, content to waste his life.
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drraulduke.bsky.social
The kid working the till is about 7 years old and I’ve never dared check the hygiene rating 👌🏻
Best Chinese in the village
drraulduke.bsky.social
In awe at the size of this lad, absolute unit.
Big pub dog
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drraulduke.bsky.social
Sent to go and look for a dead body which has mysteriously got up and walked off before I got there.

If I had a penny for every time that’s happened to me this year then I’d had three pennies, which isn’t a lot, but is weird when you think about it.
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theednawatkins.bsky.social
This one time I unfriended and blocked a lass from work on Facebook as every time she went out for something to eat she'd post ...

"Om de (insert food here) nom"

i.e. "Om de pizza nom" or "Om de burger nom"

And life is too short for that type of twattery
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oddthisday.bsky.social
Ah, happy 88th anniversary of the day Oswald Mosley tried to sell fascism to Liverpudlians – and someone concussed him with a brick
A man in a suit stands at a microphone which has been mounted on the roof of a van. There are loudspeakers at his feet, and a building behind him. He has an arm raised, and is flinching as projectiles are hurled at him, because he's a fucking Nazi
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dempster2000.bsky.social
If eating scotch eggs in an Austin Allegro had a face.
drraulduke.bsky.social
Describe your Bluesky account in one image.
VAGINAL DRYNESS 101
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luxalptraum.com
TFW you paid $1400 to see Beckett’s most famous work without knowing anything about it
One Star Review of Waiting for Godot on Broadway
I recently attended Waiting for Godot on Broadway and spent over $1,400 for two Row C seats (103 and 104). I'm a longtime admirer of Broadway productions and even hold a season pass for Shea's Performing Arts Theatre, so I came in with genuine enthusiasm and high expectations. Unfortunately, this show was unlike anything ! have ever experienced —and not in a good way.
What I encountered was not the artistry, music, or emotional storytelling I usually associate with Broadway, but instead what felt like an endless cycle of nonsensical conversation between characters who seemed trapped in their own madness. I tried-truly tried-to find meaning, symbolism, or even a thread of emotional resonance. I stayed through the first half hoping the second would offer clarity. But by intermission, it was clear: this was a waste of both time and money.
Keanu Reeves is an actor I respect greatly, but I cannot fathom why he would agree to participate in such a disjointed, inaccessible production. His talent was lost in a performance that defied reason rather than provoked insight.
To anyone considering attending: unless you are drawn to highly abstract, nearly incomprehensible theater, I strongly caution you against this show. For the average, educated, thoughtful theatergoer, it is far more frustrating than fulfilling. In my opinion, this was the single most disappointing Broadway experience I've ever had - an unfortunate waste of money and, more importantly, of time.
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fesshole.bsky.social
Couple moved in next door. Old bloke lived there before had a beautiful garden. He spent every day in it. New guy ripped out everything & put fake grass in. So I've planted trees next to the boundary that will fill his lawn with dead leaves in the autumn. This one's for you Alf
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patrickwyman.bsky.social
Watching antisocial driver behavior in the school drop-off line makes it really clear that the pandemic destroyed whatever few shreds remained of the social compact, just pathological selfishness on display every day
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excelpope.net
See yer da’s got a new car.
drraulduke.bsky.social
Email from Severn Trent with a bill showing me my usage has dropped but also a £30p/m bill rise to “fund their infrastructure upgrade.”
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