Tom Jamieson
@tomjam.bsky.social
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State sponsored satire writer. Private Eye. BBC Dead Ringers. Award losing children’s author. Surprisingly Australian. 2nd hand stick collector
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In an office with ANTIFA BIG BOSS NASTY MAN on the door
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Trump really does think ANTIFA has a secret headquarters in a warehouse downtown that has a ‘SECRET ANTIFA HQ’ flashing neon sign over the entrance like in ‘Police Squad’
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David Simon, creator of ‘The Wire’, being interviewed by Ari Shapiro (NPR)
SHAPIRO: OK, so you've spent your career creating television without Al, and I could imagine today you thinking, boy, I wish I had had that tool to solve those thorny problems...
SIMON: What?
SHAPIRO: ...Or saying...
SIMON: You imagine that?
SHAPIRO: ...Boy, if that had existed, it would have screwed me over.
SIMON: I don't think Al can remotely challenge what writers do at a fundamentally creative level.
SHAPIRO: But if you're trying to transition from scene five to scene six, and you're stuck with that transition, you could imagine plugging that portion of the script into an Al and say, give me 10 ideas for how to transition this.
SIMON: I'd rather put a gun in my mouth.
tomjam.bsky.social
This is genius. Arrival meets Portland 👏👏👏
carlsalter.bsky.social
Although I prefer this!
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tomjam.bsky.social
Don’t make me like AI!
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That did make me laugh. Thanks
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tomjam.bsky.social
This is a fine idea but I have no such skills 👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼
nick-pettigrew.bsky.social
Somebody please dub on the Arrival soundtrack moment where it goes 🎶BWAAAAA🎶 to sync when frog guy steps forward and they all step back.
tomjam.bsky.social
There are things AI is really good at, so of course the tech bros are throwing a squllion dollars at the things it’s really bad at.
tomjam.bsky.social
Arrival (2016) - In the days after first contact Mankind scrambles to decipher the language used by the Extraterrestrials
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I also can’t be a billionaire living in a palatial palace Nick unless I steal loads of stuff so can I get a hall pass too
tomjam.bsky.social
If Amelia’s final flight however ended with her crashing onto Paedo Island as Trump was mid massage, count me fascinated
tomjam.bsky.social
I’d have a look for them in that locked filing cabinet under the Epstein files & his client list Trump features on so prominently.
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The Trump administration has ordered FBI employees in Washington, DC, to immediately search their workstations and digital media for any records pertaining to the disappearance of Amelia Earhart, a law enforcement source told CNN.
FBI employees ordered to immediately search for records related to Amelia Earhart, source says | CNN Politics
The Trump administration has ordered FBI employees in Washington, DC, to immediately search their workstations and digital media for any records pertaining to the disappearance of Amelia Earhart, a la...
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tomjam.bsky.social
They want no taxes for the wealthy. Zero workers rights. A shackled press. Women second class citizens.

At what point do people wake up to their British patriots bullshit???
sundersays.bsky.social
Party donor Nick Candy says "I cherish the values we grew up with here in the West. But today you are more likely to find the values we grew up with in Dubai and Abu Dhabi.’

Via Sam Leith in the Spectator
www.spectator.co.uk/article/the-...
tomjam.bsky.social
He thinks he’ll win it this week if Hamas cave on Wednesday. all very funny