Tom Jamieson
@tomjam.bsky.social
State sponsored satire writer. Private Eye. BBC Dead Ringers. Award losing children’s author. Surprisingly Australian. 2nd hand stick collector
We really don't say often enough...
THIS FUCKER IS TOTALLY BATSHIT INSANE
THIS FUCKER IS TOTALLY BATSHIT INSANE
January 17, 2026 at 7:07 PM
We really don't say often enough...
THIS FUCKER IS TOTALLY BATSHIT INSANE
THIS FUCKER IS TOTALLY BATSHIT INSANE
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January 17, 2026 at 6:26 AM
The Onion on stonking form here...
January 17, 2026 at 9:33 AM
The Onion on stonking form here...
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Looking forward to some more dormant accounts with 23 posts going, “Just dropping in here, not much engagement though eh. 🫤”
bart simpson is giving a speech at a podium while homer simpson is standing in the doorway
Alt: Bart Simpson sits at a desk as Grandpa Simpson walks in, puts his hat on a stand, walks round in a circle, takes his hat back and walks out the door.
media.tenor.com
January 16, 2026 at 3:52 PM
Looking forward to some more dormant accounts with 23 posts going, “Just dropping in here, not much engagement though eh. 🫤”
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Take A Break has been the biggest selling women's magazine in the UK for over a quarter of a century and it's basically fantasy horror, yet there's absolutely no recognition of this because it doesn't look "geeky"
January 16, 2026 at 3:45 PM
Take A Break has been the biggest selling women's magazine in the UK for over a quarter of a century and it's basically fantasy horror, yet there's absolutely no recognition of this because it doesn't look "geeky"
Brace position BlueSky - X is down
January 16, 2026 at 3:44 PM
Brace position BlueSky - X is down
If these scientists are currently licking donuts & putting them back in the box then we're fucked.
Scientists finally know what mysterious ‘little red dots’ throughout the universe are
Scientists finally know what mysterious ‘little red dots’ throughout the universe are
Scientists finally know what mysterious ‘little red dots’ throughout the universe are
www.independent.co.uk
January 14, 2026 at 4:29 PM
If these scientists are currently licking donuts & putting them back in the box then we're fucked.
Just rewatched Plurabis ep1 with new person I am introducing to the wonderful nightmare world of Carol - episode 1 one of the finest openers in TV history. Small moments too - Licking doughnuts & putting them back in the box. Pure horror!
January 12, 2026 at 11:05 PM
Just rewatched Plurabis ep1 with new person I am introducing to the wonderful nightmare world of Carol - episode 1 one of the finest openers in TV history. Small moments too - Licking doughnuts & putting them back in the box. Pure horror!
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Kemi going to bat for the non-consensual, violent, child porn app formerly known as X.
January 12, 2026 at 6:25 PM
Kemi going to bat for the non-consensual, violent, child porn app formerly known as X.
Powell being prosecuted for (yes it's nonsense) cost overruns on refurbing two 1930's Govt office blocks by Trump who has bulldozed the East Wing to build his ludicrous ballroom is some peak Alanis Morissette shit
US prosecutors have launched a criminal investigation into Jay Powell - chair of the Fed - over a $2.5bn renovation of the Federal Reserve’s headquarters...he says it's pretext to rein in the Fed’s independence to set interest rates
www.ft.com/content/a423...
www.ft.com/content/a423...
US prosecutors launch criminal investigation into Federal Reserve’s Jay Powell
Chair says probe follows central bank’s refusal to bow to White House push for much lower interest rates
www.ft.com
January 12, 2026 at 5:48 PM
Powell being prosecuted for (yes it's nonsense) cost overruns on refurbing two 1930's Govt office blocks by Trump who has bulldozed the East Wing to build his ludicrous ballroom is some peak Alanis Morissette shit
Imagine being too crap to get a Tory knighthood
January 12, 2026 at 4:41 PM
Imagine being too crap to get a Tory knighthood
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And here's what Lord Houchen thinks of the Eye...
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January 10, 2026 at 12:16 PM
And here's what Lord Houchen thinks of the Eye...
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As Tees Valley mayor Lord Houchen's defence of his deal with local businessmen crumbles, here's the Eye's recent special report on how Britain's flagship regeneration scheme secretly turned into one of the biggest giveaways of public money on record.
➡️ www.private-eye.co.uk/special-repo...
➡️ www.private-eye.co.uk/special-repo...
Special Report: Stripped Tees
IT WAS to be the UK’s largest regeneration scheme in decades, a model for regional devolution and the flagship post-Brexit freeport. But the redevelopment of the former steelworks on the south bank of...
www.private-eye.co.uk
January 9, 2026 at 2:41 PM
As Tees Valley mayor Lord Houchen's defence of his deal with local businessmen crumbles, here's the Eye's recent special report on how Britain's flagship regeneration scheme secretly turned into one of the biggest giveaways of public money on record.
➡️ www.private-eye.co.uk/special-repo...
➡️ www.private-eye.co.uk/special-repo...
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if you want to know what it is like in minneapolis, I don’t even have to scroll on facebook to find a horror story. it’s basically my whole feed.
everyone i know in minneapolis is seeing ICE take people—at gas stations, taquerias, bus stops, schools. just snatching random people.
everyone i know in minneapolis is seeing ICE take people—at gas stations, taquerias, bus stops, schools. just snatching random people.
January 10, 2026 at 2:12 PM
if you want to know what it is like in minneapolis, I don’t even have to scroll on facebook to find a horror story. it’s basically my whole feed.
everyone i know in minneapolis is seeing ICE take people—at gas stations, taquerias, bus stops, schools. just snatching random people.
everyone i know in minneapolis is seeing ICE take people—at gas stations, taquerias, bus stops, schools. just snatching random people.
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I’m actually okay with not winning, they should all be in prison
If women quit X because of Grok’s deepfake nudes, the predators win – so I’m staying
If women quit X because of Grok’s deepfake nudes, the predators win – so I’m staying
If women quit X because of Grok’s deepfake nudes, the predators win – so I’m staying
www.independent.co.uk
January 10, 2026 at 1:06 PM
I’m actually okay with not winning, they should all be in prison
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Yes, no-one is safe.
We already had a young Welsh woman detained by ICE in Tacoma WA whilst trying to cross into Canada.
Seems she had the wrong visa, so the US held her for 19 days.
A British woman married to an American was arrested by ICE at final Green Card appointment WHILST HOLDING BABY.
We already had a young Welsh woman detained by ICE in Tacoma WA whilst trying to cross into Canada.
Seems she had the wrong visa, so the US held her for 19 days.
A British woman married to an American was arrested by ICE at final Green Card appointment WHILST HOLDING BABY.
January 10, 2026 at 6:07 AM
Yes, no-one is safe.
We already had a young Welsh woman detained by ICE in Tacoma WA whilst trying to cross into Canada.
Seems she had the wrong visa, so the US held her for 19 days.
A British woman married to an American was arrested by ICE at final Green Card appointment WHILST HOLDING BABY.
We already had a young Welsh woman detained by ICE in Tacoma WA whilst trying to cross into Canada.
Seems she had the wrong visa, so the US held her for 19 days.
A British woman married to an American was arrested by ICE at final Green Card appointment WHILST HOLDING BABY.
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The Gail Sale is still on and there’s still bargains to be had.
50% OFF Christmas cards & wrap
20% OFF unframed prints
Use code GAILSALE
Ends 18 January 2026
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50% OFF Christmas cards & wrap
20% OFF unframed prints
Use code GAILSALE
Ends 18 January 2026
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January 8, 2026 at 7:41 PM
The Gail Sale is still on and there’s still bargains to be had.
50% OFF Christmas cards & wrap
20% OFF unframed prints
Use code GAILSALE
Ends 18 January 2026
gailmyerscough.co.uk
50% OFF Christmas cards & wrap
20% OFF unframed prints
Use code GAILSALE
Ends 18 January 2026
gailmyerscough.co.uk
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I've decided to make this piece free to read in full for the next 24 hours. It's about the dangers of AI and the difficult decisions the digital world forces us to make, especially if we earn a living via our creativity. It's also a love letter to human thinking: www.tom-cox.com/thinking-abo...
January 10, 2026 at 9:29 AM
I've decided to make this piece free to read in full for the next 24 hours. It's about the dangers of AI and the difficult decisions the digital world forces us to make, especially if we earn a living via our creativity. It's also a love letter to human thinking: www.tom-cox.com/thinking-abo...
Phew!
January 9, 2026 at 2:20 PM
Phew!
'You can only post illegal non-consensual Grok AI sexual imagery and kiddie sex abuse pics now if you pay me.'
Summing up degenerate Elon Musk perfectly in 20 words.
Summing up degenerate Elon Musk perfectly in 20 words.
January 9, 2026 at 1:39 PM
'You can only post illegal non-consensual Grok AI sexual imagery and kiddie sex abuse pics now if you pay me.'
Summing up degenerate Elon Musk perfectly in 20 words.
Summing up degenerate Elon Musk perfectly in 20 words.
Without revealing your age don't reveal your age
January 9, 2026 at 1:32 PM
Without revealing your age don't reveal your age
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True, but on the other hand Kirsty Noam says Communist agitator Renee Nicole Good ran over & killed three ICE officers at high speed, blew up an ICE buildings downtown & took a class of kindergarten students hostage before being gunned down so you can understand the media not wanting to pick a side.
For those keeping score, Bellingcat, The New York Times Visual Investigation Team, & Washington Post's Visual Forensic team have all published analysis showing the ICE shooter wasn't in the path of Renee Nicole Good’s vehicle when he shot her, contradicting statements by the President & his cronies
January 8, 2026 at 5:02 PM
True, but on the other hand Kirsty Noam says Communist agitator Renee Nicole Good ran over & killed three ICE officers at high speed, blew up an ICE buildings downtown & took a class of kindergarten students hostage before being gunned down so you can understand the media not wanting to pick a side.
Cannot imagine anyone vaguely normal, professionally, or even just as a fan, going to the US for The World Cup
January 8, 2026 at 4:20 PM
Cannot imagine anyone vaguely normal, professionally, or even just as a fan, going to the US for The World Cup
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Amongst everything else, I'm thinking about how eager the UK press were initially to swallow the Met's lie that Jean Charles de Menezes was a terrorist after they executed him in a tube station
January 8, 2026 at 10:11 AM
Amongst everything else, I'm thinking about how eager the UK press were initially to swallow the Met's lie that Jean Charles de Menezes was a terrorist after they executed him in a tube station