Tom Jamieson
@tomjam.bsky.social
State sponsored satire writer. Private Eye. BBC Dead Ringers. Award losing children’s author. Surprisingly Australian. 2nd hand stick collector
Keep thinking I can’t possibly hate AI any more than I already do…
Keep being wrong.
Keep being wrong.
OpenAI says they aren't liable for the suicide of a user their chat bot urged to kill himself because suicide is a violation of the TOS
Additionally, OpenAI argues its not liable because Raine, by using ChatGPT for self-harm, broke its terms of service
November 26, 2025 at 10:39 AM
Keep thinking I can’t possibly hate AI any more than I already do…
Keep being wrong.
Keep being wrong.
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Premium: This is The Hater's Guide To NVIDIA: A 14k word guide to how NVIDIA makes its money, how millions of Blackwell GPUs have been sold with nowhere for them to be installed, and how NVIDIA's future relies on companies raising hundreds of billions in debt.
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The Hater's Guide To NVIDIA
This piece has a generous 3000+ word introduction, because I want as many people to understand NVIDIA as possible. The (thousands of) words after the premium break get into arduous detail, but I’ve wr...
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November 24, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Premium: This is The Hater's Guide To NVIDIA: A 14k word guide to how NVIDIA makes its money, how millions of Blackwell GPUs have been sold with nowhere for them to be installed, and how NVIDIA's future relies on companies raising hundreds of billions in debt.
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King Tango trying to a ‘Thanksgiving turkey pardon’ comedy bit on the dismantling of democratic law is quite the wandering journey through his addled mind
Trump: "Instead of pardons, some of my more enthusiastic staffers were already drafting the paperwork to ship Gobble and Waddle straight to the Terrorist Confinement Center in El Salvador."
November 25, 2025 at 5:33 PM
King Tango trying to a ‘Thanksgiving turkey pardon’ comedy bit on the dismantling of democratic law is quite the wandering journey through his addled mind
Yes, really good show 👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼
Riot Women is incredible. What you think it will be and what it actually is are poles apart- nearest I can think is brassed off. Really enjoying it.
November 25, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Yes, really good show 👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼
Thanks for suggesting I use your ‘AI assistant’ to solve this problem, but I’m more than capable of coming up with the wrong answer myself.
November 25, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Thanks for suggesting I use your ‘AI assistant’ to solve this problem, but I’m more than capable of coming up with the wrong answer myself.
Shameful and indefensible censorship.
An argument easily backed up by facts
An argument easily backed up by facts
I wish I didn’t have to share this. But the BBC has decided to censor my first Reith Lecture.
They deleted the line in which I describe Donald Trump as “the most openly corrupt president in American history.” /1
They deleted the line in which I describe Donald Trump as “the most openly corrupt president in American history.” /1
November 25, 2025 at 10:14 AM
Shameful and indefensible censorship.
An argument easily backed up by facts
An argument easily backed up by facts
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I wish I didn’t have to share this. But the BBC has decided to censor my first Reith Lecture.
They deleted the line in which I describe Donald Trump as “the most openly corrupt president in American history.” /1
They deleted the line in which I describe Donald Trump as “the most openly corrupt president in American history.” /1
November 25, 2025 at 9:26 AM
I wish I didn’t have to share this. But the BBC has decided to censor my first Reith Lecture.
They deleted the line in which I describe Donald Trump as “the most openly corrupt president in American history.” /1
They deleted the line in which I describe Donald Trump as “the most openly corrupt president in American history.” /1
For anyone following the pooch’s ACL tear recovery. Week 10! Final surgery XRay 👍. Now three on lead walks x 20min a day: month of once a week hydrotherapy has begun! Vet hoping we can be at 5min a few days a week off the lead in mid December. Still a very good boy🐶
November 25, 2025 at 9:22 AM
For anyone following the pooch’s ACL tear recovery. Week 10! Final surgery XRay 👍. Now three on lead walks x 20min a day: month of once a week hydrotherapy has begun! Vet hoping we can be at 5min a few days a week off the lead in mid December. Still a very good boy🐶
Now singing ‘Fish Disco’ to the tune of ‘Love Shack’ so not an entirely wasted morning
November 25, 2025 at 8:36 AM
Now singing ‘Fish Disco’ to the tune of ‘Love Shack’ so not an entirely wasted morning
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14 words and not a single one wasted 👏👏👏
November 24, 2025 at 7:41 PM
14 words and not a single one wasted 👏👏👏
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It is wild to me that the largest company on the stock market, one with such incredible prestige and a huge PR team got dog-walked here. Why would you EVER give this ANY oxygen? Now everybody is asking whether NVIDIA is like Enron! This didn't help at all!
Nvidia refuted accounting questions in a memo to analysts, saying "Unlike Enron, NVIDIA does not use Special Purpose Entities to hide debt and inflate revenue" (Tae Kim/Barron's Online)
Main Link | Techmeme Permalink
Main Link | Techmeme Permalink
November 25, 2025 at 2:50 AM
It is wild to me that the largest company on the stock market, one with such incredible prestige and a huge PR team got dog-walked here. Why would you EVER give this ANY oxygen? Now everybody is asking whether NVIDIA is like Enron! This didn't help at all!
Three favouite TV shows at the moment:
Man on The Inside
English Teacher
Plurabis
Convinced there are about 16 people in total watching them
Man on The Inside
English Teacher
Plurabis
Convinced there are about 16 people in total watching them
November 24, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Three favouite TV shows at the moment:
Man on The Inside
English Teacher
Plurabis
Convinced there are about 16 people in total watching them
Man on The Inside
English Teacher
Plurabis
Convinced there are about 16 people in total watching them
14 words and not a single one wasted 👏👏👏
November 24, 2025 at 7:41 PM
14 words and not a single one wasted 👏👏👏
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Rick Mayall would be the one.
a man with long hair and a white shirt and tie smiles
ALT: a man with long hair and a white shirt and tie smiles
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November 24, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Rick Mayall would be the one.
😂
Tried it in Richard Ayoade voice.
Score: 7/10.
Score: 7/10.
a man with curly hair and glasses says " welcome to the niche corner "
ALT: a man with curly hair and glasses says " welcome to the niche corner "
media.tenor.com
November 24, 2025 at 8:21 AM
😂
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FYI lads, This only works if you do it in Toast of London’s voice.
November 23, 2025 at 10:53 PM
FYI lads, This only works if you do it in Toast of London’s voice.
FYI lads, This only works if you do it in Toast of London’s voice.
November 23, 2025 at 10:53 PM
FYI lads, This only works if you do it in Toast of London’s voice.
Stop threatening us with a good time
Current and former Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) staffers are growing increasingly concerned that the work they did slashing government programs and eliminating jobs will come back to haunt them with the possibility of criminal prosecutions.
'Suddenly exposed' DOGE employees fear prosecution after Musk abandoned them: report
Current and former Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) staffers are growing increasingly concerned that the work they did slashing government programs and eliminating jobs will come back to haunt them with the possibility of criminal prosecutions.Worse still is their growing belief that the b...
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November 22, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Stop threatening us with a good time
Born Slippy the soundtrack to the new Emporio Armani perfume ad is some peak ‘Choose life’
November 22, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Born Slippy the soundtrack to the new Emporio Armani perfume ad is some peak ‘Choose life’
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It's been a bit quiet lately when it should be picking up for Christmas.
If you're shopping for gifts, have a look at what I do.
Everything I make is designed here in Manchester and manufactured in the UK.
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If you're shopping for gifts, have a look at what I do.
Everything I make is designed here in Manchester and manufactured in the UK.
www.gailmyerscough.co.uk
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November 22, 2025 at 10:33 AM
It's been a bit quiet lately when it should be picking up for Christmas.
If you're shopping for gifts, have a look at what I do.
Everything I make is designed here in Manchester and manufactured in the UK.
www.gailmyerscough.co.uk
If you're shopping for gifts, have a look at what I do.
Everything I make is designed here in Manchester and manufactured in the UK.
www.gailmyerscough.co.uk
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And now the papers can report the exact opposite to suit their agenda & say the inquiry found there should have been no lockdown
The Covid enquiry has concluded that the reality we all witnessed *was* the actual reality, and the version which Johnson, Cummings et al insisted was happening was a total fabrication.
It’s incredible that we have to have lengthy enquiries after the event to establish consensus reality now.
It’s incredible that we have to have lengthy enquiries after the event to establish consensus reality now.
November 21, 2025 at 9:33 AM
And now the papers can report the exact opposite to suit their agenda & say the inquiry found there should have been no lockdown
Trust we’ll be seeing a Mail article later from Boris Johnson condemning Boris Johnson for his shamefully inept Covid leadership given how quick he was to comment on the BBC failures.
November 21, 2025 at 7:42 AM
Trust we’ll be seeing a Mail article later from Boris Johnson condemning Boris Johnson for his shamefully inept Covid leadership given how quick he was to comment on the BBC failures.
Metaphors take the rest of the decade off. Great work lads
BREAKING: The UN climate talks COP30 have been evacuated due to a fire breaking out inside the venue in Belém, Brazil.
November 20, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Metaphors take the rest of the decade off. Great work lads
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Tired of the same old Christmas cards? Want something a bit different?
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November 13, 2025 at 9:31 AM
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