Tom Jamieson
@tomjam.bsky.social
State sponsored satire writer. Private Eye. BBC Dead Ringers. Award losing children’s author. Surprisingly Australian. 2nd hand stick collector
We really don't say often enough...
THIS FUCKER IS TOTALLY BATSHIT INSANE
THIS FUCKER IS TOTALLY BATSHIT INSANE
January 17, 2026 at 7:07 PM
We really don't say often enough...
THIS FUCKER IS TOTALLY BATSHIT INSANE
THIS FUCKER IS TOTALLY BATSHIT INSANE
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January 17, 2026 at 6:26 AM
He just owns the screen. His doco on Netflix is very good
January 17, 2026 at 11:40 AM
He just owns the screen. His doco on Netflix is very good
Loved him in Trading Places. To be in a big cinema for his very non PC opening scene with the cops & the volume of laughter is a great memory & learning tool.
January 17, 2026 at 11:09 AM
Loved him in Trading Places. To be in a big cinema for his very non PC opening scene with the cops & the volume of laughter is a great memory & learning tool.
Lighting in a bottle also of Eddie Murphy at the height of his powers cinematically.he has been a better actor in stuff, but he just owned as screen here (as in Trading Places)
January 17, 2026 at 10:50 AM
Lighting in a bottle also of Eddie Murphy at the height of his powers cinematically.he has been a better actor in stuff, but he just owned as screen here (as in Trading Places)
The Onion on stonking form here...
January 17, 2026 at 9:33 AM
The Onion on stonking form here...
Yes, that is true crime. Would have thought that was the No1 version 🤔
January 16, 2026 at 3:58 PM
Yes, that is true crime. Would have thought that was the No1 version 🤔
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Looking forward to some more dormant accounts with 23 posts going, “Just dropping in here, not much engagement though eh. 🫤”
bart simpson is giving a speech at a podium while homer simpson is standing in the doorway
Alt: Bart Simpson sits at a desk as Grandpa Simpson walks in, puts his hat on a stand, walks round in a circle, takes his hat back and walks out the door.
media.tenor.com
January 16, 2026 at 3:52 PM
Looking forward to some more dormant accounts with 23 posts going, “Just dropping in here, not much engagement though eh. 🫤”
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Take A Break has been the biggest selling women's magazine in the UK for over a quarter of a century and it's basically fantasy horror, yet there's absolutely no recognition of this because it doesn't look "geeky"
January 16, 2026 at 3:45 PM
Take A Break has been the biggest selling women's magazine in the UK for over a quarter of a century and it's basically fantasy horror, yet there's absolutely no recognition of this because it doesn't look "geeky"
See my wife's writing for Take a Break mag behind my back again
January 16, 2026 at 3:49 PM
See my wife's writing for Take a Break mag behind my back again
Brace position BlueSky - X is down
January 16, 2026 at 3:44 PM
Brace position BlueSky - X is down
John Nettles ALWAYS makes me smile
January 14, 2026 at 4:45 PM
John Nettles ALWAYS makes me smile
Was my favourite bit in ep1. If you know you know. That lick was PURE horror.
January 14, 2026 at 4:42 PM
Was my favourite bit in ep1. If you know you know. That lick was PURE horror.
He was a proper chap
January 14, 2026 at 4:32 PM
He was a proper chap
If these scientists are currently licking donuts & putting them back in the box then we're fucked.
Scientists finally know what mysterious ‘little red dots’ throughout the universe are
Scientists finally know what mysterious ‘little red dots’ throughout the universe are
Scientists finally know what mysterious ‘little red dots’ throughout the universe are
www.independent.co.uk
January 14, 2026 at 4:29 PM
If these scientists are currently licking donuts & putting them back in the box then we're fucked.
Though they won the 4th test after boozing. Should have got hammered for the 5th test. Hip flasks at drinks break in Sydney
January 14, 2026 at 4:27 PM
Though they won the 4th test after boozing. Should have got hammered for the 5th test. Hip flasks at drinks break in Sydney
Just rewatched Plurabis ep1 with new person I am introducing to the wonderful nightmare world of Carol - episode 1 one of the finest openers in TV history. Small moments too - Licking doughnuts & putting them back in the box. Pure horror!
January 12, 2026 at 11:05 PM
Just rewatched Plurabis ep1 with new person I am introducing to the wonderful nightmare world of Carol - episode 1 one of the finest openers in TV history. Small moments too - Licking doughnuts & putting them back in the box. Pure horror!
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Kemi going to bat for the non-consensual, violent, child porn app formerly known as X.
January 12, 2026 at 6:25 PM
Kemi going to bat for the non-consensual, violent, child porn app formerly known as X.