Holly Boson
@fireh9lly.bsky.social
Writer, musician, critic.
Honorary Doctorate in Experimental Eminemology from the Pompsomp Hills Hot Take Dept.
Honorary Doctorate in Experimental Eminemology from the Pompsomp Hills Hot Take Dept.
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Holly Boson
@fireh9lly.bsky.social
· Dec 2
Holly scratches, ivy burns, pine trees leave used needles all over the house, chestnuts are spiky, poinsettias are toxic, the Christmas cactus isn't even a cactus, yew got Boudicca killed, and don't get me started on mistletoe (parasite, date rape apologist, implicated in the Baldr shooting)
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If aliens visited Earth, would it have a positive or negative effect on human civilization?
% who say positive | negative
U.S. adult citizens 14% | 29%
Democrats 19% | 26%
Republicans 13% | 37%
today.yougov.com/health/artic...
% who say positive | negative
U.S. adult citizens 14% | 29%
Democrats 19% | 26%
Republicans 13% | 37%
today.yougov.com/health/artic...
November 25, 2025 at 8:54 PM
If aliens visited Earth, would it have a positive or negative effect on human civilization?
% who say positive | negative
U.S. adult citizens 14% | 29%
Democrats 19% | 26%
Republicans 13% | 37%
today.yougov.com/health/artic...
% who say positive | negative
U.S. adult citizens 14% | 29%
Democrats 19% | 26%
Republicans 13% | 37%
today.yougov.com/health/artic...
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Here’s my CHRISTMAS GIFT TIP. You can buy all Michael Palin’s books and DVDs and suchlike off his website, and he signs and dedicates the item for no extra charge. Don’t say I don’t give you nowt. (I did this for my dad, and he didn’t notice the autograph on his Ripping Yarns.) themichaelpalin.com
November 25, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Here’s my CHRISTMAS GIFT TIP. You can buy all Michael Palin’s books and DVDs and suchlike off his website, and he signs and dedicates the item for no extra charge. Don’t say I don’t give you nowt. (I did this for my dad, and he didn’t notice the autograph on his Ripping Yarns.) themichaelpalin.com
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I'm so sorry to this poster but unfortunately this is extremely funny
November 26, 2025 at 12:45 AM
I'm so sorry to this poster but unfortunately this is extremely funny
MEDIA: Did you feel it was important to actually lose a third of your body weight just to play your character in this film?
ARIANA: With Glinda, she's in this crazy downward spiral emotionally, physically, mentally. She read to me as though she should look as though she was on the brink of death,
ARIANA: With Glinda, she's in this crazy downward spiral emotionally, physically, mentally. She read to me as though she should look as though she was on the brink of death,
November 26, 2025 at 12:56 AM
MEDIA: Did you feel it was important to actually lose a third of your body weight just to play your character in this film?
ARIANA: With Glinda, she's in this crazy downward spiral emotionally, physically, mentally. She read to me as though she should look as though she was on the brink of death,
ARIANA: With Glinda, she's in this crazy downward spiral emotionally, physically, mentally. She read to me as though she should look as though she was on the brink of death,
The worst fandoms are when a Gulp Shitto is the blorbo
November 25, 2025 at 7:22 PM
The worst fandoms are when a Gulp Shitto is the blorbo
I think it's important not to get doom brain about this ruling
1) he still got found guilty of criminal damage
2) everyone knows what a prick it is
3) there is legal precedent for it being legal to keep a dossier on, and insult, Graham Linehan
1) he still got found guilty of criminal damage
2) everyone knows what a prick it is
3) there is legal precedent for it being legal to keep a dossier on, and insult, Graham Linehan
Father Ted co-creator Graham Linehan has been cleared of harassing a transgender activist, but was found guilty of criminal damage to her mobile phone.
Father Ted’s Graham Linehan cleared of transphobic harassment
www.independent.co.uk
November 25, 2025 at 1:41 PM
I think it's important not to get doom brain about this ruling
1) he still got found guilty of criminal damage
2) everyone knows what a prick it is
3) there is legal precedent for it being legal to keep a dossier on, and insult, Graham Linehan
1) he still got found guilty of criminal damage
2) everyone knows what a prick it is
3) there is legal precedent for it being legal to keep a dossier on, and insult, Graham Linehan
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They did live tracking in Texas Republican focus groups as they read out the Shamwow Guy's bio, and it tested through the ROOF
November 25, 2025 at 12:36 AM
They did live tracking in Texas Republican focus groups as they read out the Shamwow Guy's bio, and it tested through the ROOF
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No one at the rap battle will wait for me to type my prompts
November 25, 2025 at 12:24 PM
No one at the rap battle will wait for me to type my prompts
Look I'm sorry and I don't care if this is a "white" opinion but if your understanding of quote unqote "diss tracks" in 2025 consists of three mainstream pop girls writing songs about their exes/ homoeroticised ex-friend, and a comedy song from a video game, you are DOING CULTURAL APPROPRIATION
November 25, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Look I'm sorry and I don't care if this is a "white" opinion but if your understanding of quote unqote "diss tracks" in 2025 consists of three mainstream pop girls writing songs about their exes/ homoeroticised ex-friend, and a comedy song from a video game, you are DOING CULTURAL APPROPRIATION
It's rare that any artist's lyrics look good on the page
November 25, 2025 at 11:09 AM
It's rare that any artist's lyrics look good on the page
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Let's be positive. If shops start playing awful AI slop to save money, it means supermarket streams will stop factoring into the charts and they might become good again
November 25, 2025 at 10:56 AM
Let's be positive. If shops start playing awful AI slop to save money, it means supermarket streams will stop factoring into the charts and they might become good again
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Playing Dark Souls 1 on a CRT monitor mounted on a white plastic lawn chair from my human pet bed:
November 25, 2025 at 10:46 AM
Playing Dark Souls 1 on a CRT monitor mounted on a white plastic lawn chair from my human pet bed:
Household where the dog sleeps like this and the human sleeps like this
November 25, 2025 at 10:44 AM
Household where the dog sleeps like this and the human sleeps like this
My Mum abandoned the trolley in the middle of Lidl because the music they were playing in there was so mindbogglingly awful that it drove her to tears. She described them as awful songs that she'd never heard anything like before and that made her feel assaulted, and thinks they must be AI
November 25, 2025 at 2:00 AM
My Mum abandoned the trolley in the middle of Lidl because the music they were playing in there was so mindbogglingly awful that it drove her to tears. She described them as awful songs that she'd never heard anything like before and that made her feel assaulted, and thinks they must be AI
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from the article "Airplanes (song)"
November 24, 2025 at 11:26 PM
from the article "Airplanes (song)"
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So, for AdventureX today, the printing company sent a banner for a German crane company instead of for Mind Diver. So I improvised and got the handcrafted vibe going 😄 no AI used
(If you work at a German crane company, uhhh, we may have your banner)
(If you're at AdventureX, stop by and say hi!)
(If you work at a German crane company, uhhh, we may have your banner)
(If you're at AdventureX, stop by and say hi!)
November 22, 2025 at 3:18 PM
So, for AdventureX today, the printing company sent a banner for a German crane company instead of for Mind Diver. So I improvised and got the handcrafted vibe going 😄 no AI used
(If you work at a German crane company, uhhh, we may have your banner)
(If you're at AdventureX, stop by and say hi!)
(If you work at a German crane company, uhhh, we may have your banner)
(If you're at AdventureX, stop by and say hi!)
Someone on the Eminem Discord ran the famous 'misfire' photograph of drugged-up mess Eminem through AI photo restoration 🤮
November 24, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Someone on the Eminem Discord ran the famous 'misfire' photograph of drugged-up mess Eminem through AI photo restoration 🤮
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Do I know anyone on here who went to a British boys boarding school -preferably the elite kind- within the last 20 years? If that doesn't describe you then retweet this until somebody it does describe sees this.
November 24, 2025 at 9:04 AM
Do I know anyone on here who went to a British boys boarding school -preferably the elite kind- within the last 20 years? If that doesn't describe you then retweet this until somebody it does describe sees this.
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Whoever set up a functional gmail style inbox of Epstein's inbox deserves a journalism prize.
jmail.world
jmail.world
Jmail, logged in as [email protected]
You are logged into [email protected], Jeffrey Epstein's email. Sourced from the November 2025 House Oversight Committee data release.
jmail.world
November 21, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Whoever set up a functional gmail style inbox of Epstein's inbox deserves a journalism prize.
jmail.world
jmail.world
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I don't deny that dogs can sometimes be quite lovely but what I will say is I don't trust their opinions. If a cat recommended me an album it had bought, I'd totally check it out. If a dog did the same, I'd promise to listen to the album, out of politeness, with no intention of actually doing so
November 16, 2025 at 5:15 PM
I don't deny that dogs can sometimes be quite lovely but what I will say is I don't trust their opinions. If a cat recommended me an album it had bought, I'd totally check it out. If a dog did the same, I'd promise to listen to the album, out of politeness, with no intention of actually doing so
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Wicked K-Pop Demon Hunters Minecraft Stanley Cup Fidget Labubu
November 22, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Wicked K-Pop Demon Hunters Minecraft Stanley Cup Fidget Labubu
Music criticism of the year
I would like to contribute.
The Slim Shady character is a bratty omega. Always pushing boundaries, testing what will get him punished. The Eminem character is an alpha. And I'm gonna say Marshall Mathers is a beta.
Do not ask how I know about omegaverse stuff okay?
The Slim Shady character is a bratty omega. Always pushing boundaries, testing what will get him punished. The Eminem character is an alpha. And I'm gonna say Marshall Mathers is a beta.
Do not ask how I know about omegaverse stuff okay?
November 22, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Music criticism of the year
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