Holly Boson
@fireh9lly.bsky.social
Writer, musician, critic.
Honorary Doctorate in Experimental Eminemology from the Pompsomp Hills Hot Take Dept.
Honorary Doctorate in Experimental Eminemology from the Pompsomp Hills Hot Take Dept.
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Holly Boson
@fireh9lly.bsky.social
· Dec 2
Holly scratches, ivy burns, pine trees leave used needles all over the house, chestnuts are spiky, poinsettias are toxic, the Christmas cactus isn't even a cactus, yew got Boudicca killed, and don't get me started on mistletoe (parasite, date rape apologist, implicated in the Baldr shooting)
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Receiving a product is only part of the reason a client pays someone. The other, sometimes bigger reason, is they get off on controlling someone else.
November 28, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Receiving a product is only part of the reason a client pays someone. The other, sometimes bigger reason, is they get off on controlling someone else.
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i know WHY this is but that just makes it even more of a kick in the pants lmao
November 28, 2025 at 3:28 AM
i know WHY this is but that just makes it even more of a kick in the pants lmao
Speaking as someone who has watched way, way, way too many clips of Eminem circa 2001 announcing that he doesn't use that word to literally refer to gay people, this video of a coked up Tucker Carlson gave me the most rancid Boss Baby vibes imaginable
November 28, 2025 at 6:25 AM
Speaking as someone who has watched way, way, way too many clips of Eminem circa 2001 announcing that he doesn't use that word to literally refer to gay people, this video of a coked up Tucker Carlson gave me the most rancid Boss Baby vibes imaginable
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Fun news for puzzle fans! The golden hare from the 1979 armchair treasure hunt book Masquerade by Kit Williams will be auctioned at Sotheby's, estimated at a value of £15,000 to £20,000 www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home... (Who wants to crowdfund with me? 👀)
Jewelled golden hare that sparked national treasure hunt set for auction
Artist and author Kit Williams hid a golden hare with clues to its precise location given in his 1979 book
www.independent.co.uk
November 27, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Fun news for puzzle fans! The golden hare from the 1979 armchair treasure hunt book Masquerade by Kit Williams will be auctioned at Sotheby's, estimated at a value of £15,000 to £20,000 www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home... (Who wants to crowdfund with me? 👀)
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hope all my american followers enjoy getting to do hand stuff with their cousins
November 27, 2025 at 4:03 PM
hope all my american followers enjoy getting to do hand stuff with their cousins
Fans of an artist relate to an artist because they represent the core values they love about themselves
November 27, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Fans of an artist relate to an artist because they represent the core values they love about themselves
Just learned that the Eminem/Royce da 5'8 hit Lighters, a good candidate for an Eminem record I truly hate, was produced by a horrendously evil serial child molester
November 27, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Just learned that the Eminem/Royce da 5'8 hit Lighters, a good candidate for an Eminem record I truly hate, was produced by a horrendously evil serial child molester
Some Google poetry
November 27, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Some Google poetry
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Here's a picture of Mary Habberfield, who, as the sound editor for Ealing Studios, was responsible for the famous 'Guggle Glub Gurgle' sound effect from 'The Man in the White Suit'.
It only took five years to find a photo of her. 🤷♂️
It only took five years to find a photo of her. 🤷♂️
November 26, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Here's a picture of Mary Habberfield, who, as the sound editor for Ealing Studios, was responsible for the famous 'Guggle Glub Gurgle' sound effect from 'The Man in the White Suit'.
It only took five years to find a photo of her. 🤷♂️
It only took five years to find a photo of her. 🤷♂️
I don't really understand this article and it's written in an annoying way but as far as I can tell the takeaway from it is that serious companies run by adults are leaking your data by putting it into code prettifier websites with public saving and viewing
labs.watchtowr.com/stop-putting...
labs.watchtowr.com/stop-putting...
Stop Putting Your Passwords Into Random Websites (Yes, Seriously, You Are The Problem)
Welcome to watchTowr vs the Internet, part 68.
That feeling you’re experiencing? Dread. You should be used to it by now.
As is fast becoming an unofficial and, apparently, frowned upon tradition - w...
labs.watchtowr.com
November 27, 2025 at 7:29 AM
I don't really understand this article and it's written in an annoying way but as far as I can tell the takeaway from it is that serious companies run by adults are leaking your data by putting it into code prettifier websites with public saving and viewing
labs.watchtowr.com/stop-putting...
labs.watchtowr.com/stop-putting...
I am listening to a bazillion year old Too $hort rapping about Instagram hos
November 26, 2025 at 9:52 PM
I am listening to a bazillion year old Too $hort rapping about Instagram hos
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ME POSTING: Good pussy sound like the Silent Hill radio
ME AFTER I NOTICE A FAMOUS PERSON JUST FOLLOWED ME: More than ever it is so inportant to be apprised of all that is to be and furthermore to learn of all that could in the best manner we are able as this is the true delight of Life
ME AFTER I NOTICE A FAMOUS PERSON JUST FOLLOWED ME: More than ever it is so inportant to be apprised of all that is to be and furthermore to learn of all that could in the best manner we are able as this is the true delight of Life
November 25, 2025 at 9:48 PM
ME POSTING: Good pussy sound like the Silent Hill radio
ME AFTER I NOTICE A FAMOUS PERSON JUST FOLLOWED ME: More than ever it is so inportant to be apprised of all that is to be and furthermore to learn of all that could in the best manner we are able as this is the true delight of Life
ME AFTER I NOTICE A FAMOUS PERSON JUST FOLLOWED ME: More than ever it is so inportant to be apprised of all that is to be and furthermore to learn of all that could in the best manner we are able as this is the true delight of Life
POSTING THIS PREDICTION SO I AM ACCOUNTABLE:
On the new Eminem album, he is going to make a 67 joke, and it will be based around some wordplay to do with 69ing a ho, and Freaky Tales rapper Too $hort
On the new Eminem album, he is going to make a 67 joke, and it will be based around some wordplay to do with 69ing a ho, and Freaky Tales rapper Too $hort
November 26, 2025 at 7:01 PM
POSTING THIS PREDICTION SO I AM ACCOUNTABLE:
On the new Eminem album, he is going to make a 67 joke, and it will be based around some wordplay to do with 69ing a ho, and Freaky Tales rapper Too $hort
On the new Eminem album, he is going to make a 67 joke, and it will be based around some wordplay to do with 69ing a ho, and Freaky Tales rapper Too $hort
This post is not to praise, criticise or defend anyone but it's insane this got attached to Drake when it's possibly the most Eminem-coded image of all time
November 26, 2025 at 12:51 PM
This post is not to praise, criticise or defend anyone but it's insane this got attached to Drake when it's possibly the most Eminem-coded image of all time
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Is this cheese grater conscious? Many users feel they're talking to a real person. Scientists say it's time to consider whether they're onto something.
November 25, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Is this cheese grater conscious? Many users feel they're talking to a real person. Scientists say it's time to consider whether they're onto something.
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new favourite New York Times term for a British thing just dropped
November 26, 2025 at 10:05 AM
new favourite New York Times term for a British thing just dropped
When you're giving up on being liked and would rather be rich and hated
November 26, 2025 at 10:39 AM
When you're giving up on being liked and would rather be rich and hated
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If aliens visited Earth, would it have a positive or negative effect on human civilization?
% who say positive | negative
U.S. adult citizens 14% | 29%
Democrats 19% | 26%
Republicans 13% | 37%
today.yougov.com/health/artic...
% who say positive | negative
U.S. adult citizens 14% | 29%
Democrats 19% | 26%
Republicans 13% | 37%
today.yougov.com/health/artic...
November 25, 2025 at 8:54 PM
If aliens visited Earth, would it have a positive or negative effect on human civilization?
% who say positive | negative
U.S. adult citizens 14% | 29%
Democrats 19% | 26%
Republicans 13% | 37%
today.yougov.com/health/artic...
% who say positive | negative
U.S. adult citizens 14% | 29%
Democrats 19% | 26%
Republicans 13% | 37%
today.yougov.com/health/artic...
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Here’s my CHRISTMAS GIFT TIP. You can buy all Michael Palin’s books and DVDs and suchlike off his website, and he signs and dedicates the item for no extra charge. Don’t say I don’t give you nowt. (I did this for my dad, and he didn’t notice the autograph on his Ripping Yarns.) themichaelpalin.com
November 25, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Here’s my CHRISTMAS GIFT TIP. You can buy all Michael Palin’s books and DVDs and suchlike off his website, and he signs and dedicates the item for no extra charge. Don’t say I don’t give you nowt. (I did this for my dad, and he didn’t notice the autograph on his Ripping Yarns.) themichaelpalin.com
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I'm so sorry to this poster but unfortunately this is extremely funny
November 26, 2025 at 12:45 AM
I'm so sorry to this poster but unfortunately this is extremely funny
MEDIA: Did you feel it was important to actually lose a third of your body weight just to play your character in this film?
ARIANA: With Glinda, she's in this crazy downward spiral emotionally, physically, mentally. She read to me as though she should look as though she was on the brink of death,
ARIANA: With Glinda, she's in this crazy downward spiral emotionally, physically, mentally. She read to me as though she should look as though she was on the brink of death,
November 26, 2025 at 12:56 AM
MEDIA: Did you feel it was important to actually lose a third of your body weight just to play your character in this film?
ARIANA: With Glinda, she's in this crazy downward spiral emotionally, physically, mentally. She read to me as though she should look as though she was on the brink of death,
ARIANA: With Glinda, she's in this crazy downward spiral emotionally, physically, mentally. She read to me as though she should look as though she was on the brink of death,
The worst fandoms are when a Gulp Shitto is the blorbo
November 25, 2025 at 7:22 PM
The worst fandoms are when a Gulp Shitto is the blorbo
I think it's important not to get doom brain about this ruling
1) he still got found guilty of criminal damage
2) everyone knows what a prick it is
3) there is legal precedent for it being legal to keep a dossier on, and insult, Graham Linehan
1) he still got found guilty of criminal damage
2) everyone knows what a prick it is
3) there is legal precedent for it being legal to keep a dossier on, and insult, Graham Linehan
Father Ted co-creator Graham Linehan has been cleared of harassing a transgender activist, but was found guilty of criminal damage to her mobile phone.
Father Ted’s Graham Linehan cleared of transphobic harassment
www.independent.co.uk
November 25, 2025 at 1:41 PM
I think it's important not to get doom brain about this ruling
1) he still got found guilty of criminal damage
2) everyone knows what a prick it is
3) there is legal precedent for it being legal to keep a dossier on, and insult, Graham Linehan
1) he still got found guilty of criminal damage
2) everyone knows what a prick it is
3) there is legal precedent for it being legal to keep a dossier on, and insult, Graham Linehan
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They did live tracking in Texas Republican focus groups as they read out the Shamwow Guy's bio, and it tested through the ROOF
November 25, 2025 at 12:36 AM
They did live tracking in Texas Republican focus groups as they read out the Shamwow Guy's bio, and it tested through the ROOF